Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are
out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it.

"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes
total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada
was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come
into
our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a
huge wall around Afghanistan.
Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please
tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or
out---virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

Originally posted by igor@af

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."


LOL :hehehe:

I love that... I heard it somewhere else before w/George W. in place of Uncle Sam, but I doubt if W could think up something that complicated. Not that I'm a hater of our gov't, but we all know that W isn't exactly Einstein, so in conclusion, this version is better :D

VERY bad idea - while it'd be great to drown all those miserable fucks over there, the weight of the wall and the water in it would make the earth horribly off ballanced, and would throw it out of orbit. We'd all die :(. A better idea, would be to build a wall only 100 feet high ;).

I think 100 feet would be fine too ;) :D

Originally posted by igor@af


Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

Originally posted by MercCougarXR7
VERY bad idea - while it'd be great to drown all those miserable fucks over there, the weight of the wall and the water in it would make the earth horribly off ballanced, and would throw it out of orbit. We'd all die :(. A better idea, would be to build a wall only 100 feet high ;).

well aren't you mister know it all :)

uncle sam could have just send a couple nukes in there :D

but that was hilarious!!! :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
i'm gunna tell that joke to all the middle east people i know, haha... maybe not :)

Originally posted by gang$tarr




uncle sam could have just send a couple nukes in there :D



Save a lot of money and time !!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/2001-10-31/News_and_Views/Opinion/toon31edt.GIF

Hey Bin Laden!!! I got guns for you!!:D

well aren't you mister know it all

Yes :D!

Just got this one in an email, funny as hell.

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and
Powell?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you
guys doing?"

And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-
one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!"

LOL.. hahah, that was good :D

it's kinda true, you don't really think about the number