Move
Over
People
Are
Racing

Oh yeah!!! Polygon will love this.:D

Acura
Another Crummy,Useless,Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile

BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK

Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky
Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean
Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt

Chevy
Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky

DODGE
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage

FORD

F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Flip over read directions
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rockville Dump
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Race Day (proven false)
Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!)
First On Recall Day

GEO
Get Everyone Out
Grotesque Engineering Outdated

HONDA
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Had One Never Did Again

MGB
Might Go Backwards

Mopar
Made Of Plastic And Rubber
MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing
More Overall Performance And Reliability
Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
U R A BUS (read backwards)
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium


I could of put in more... but why?

Redneck strikes again.:D

Originally posted by RedNeck383

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine


Keep talking like that and you'll end up with more broken bones, Redneck :finger:

Porsche's aren't that expensive, used ones are quite cheap. Runnng costs are high for most, but not the 924! Porsche has had some of the lowest emissions since the mid eighties, and I don't even know what to make of the last one... :confused:

Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean

haha i like that


anyone makes one up for Toyota I WILL KILL YOU:devil:


try making one for Mitsubishi

Toyota huh.....:D

If I put one up for Toyota... You'll kill me? Well I've got to say is.. Bring it. :bloated:

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

MITSUBISHI
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents

You will rarely see me use this one, but, :flipa:

Originally posted by RedNeck383
Mopar
Most Perfect Automobiles for Racing
More Overall Performance And Reliability


DAMN RIGHT! :D

TOYOTA


OH NO YOU DIDNT REDNECK :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :aug2: :aug2: :greenchai :finger4:

Hahahah! Holy shit Redneck! Those are halarious! hahhaah... Who would have thought... Mitsubishi... Damn..

:biggrin2: OWNED!

Mostly Goes Backwards, hmph. It's a bitch and a half to get Layla into reverse. There's no synchro, so you have to double clutch it.

Of course, it's all in good fun. Good show Redneck.

...... NO! I must defend the honor of the eight-sided coat of arms. I challenge you, Redneck383, to come up with one of these phonetic phrases for *dramatic music* Lamborghini! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^_^

But... i said "Might Go Backwards"...which as you said.. is true.. It Might...


So I decline your challenge... Lambo is too damn hard!!!


haha i win on a technicality!