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Jailbait and stupid assholes this weekend!


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Polygon
12-14-2002, 08:03 PM
Man, what a funny night. First Neutrino, I, and another friend go to get tickets for Nemesis. The first theater is sold out, and we are leaving these trekkeis walk in. And we coughed under breath, nerds! I just don't understand wanting to dress up for that kind of thing like that.

On out way to the next theater up next to me pulls a car with three jailbaits. They are trying to get our attention and all three are sitting in the front of this Chrysler Cirrus. They try to take us off the line and loose VERY badly, they try it again at the next light and lost again. They kept trying to get out attention but we just ignored them.

After the movie was over Neutrino and I were headed back up to my house and on out way there we witnessed one hell of a retard. We are sitting at this light waiting to turn left and I see this Grand AM go flying past, and he was freaking hauling ass. Well, as he comes to the curve he can't hold it begins to slide. He panics and hits his brakes. The back end goes into the curb and he over corrects and flys across the street into this dirt barrier. I saw the whole thing and looks like he did at least $5,000 in damage to his nice new looking Pontiac. Looks like it took him a minuet to clean the shit out of his pants and the he drove off.

Now THAT is entertainment!

Layla's Keeper
12-14-2002, 08:31 PM
HEY!!!!! I have been to 7 Trek conventions and dressed as a Romulan for two of them. Plus, I regularly go to anime conventions dressed as different characters (usually long haired pretty boys), and video game conventions....

Okay, I'm a geek. I can admit that. But I'm a geek who can heel-toe, double clutch, match revs, and rebuild an SU carburetor in 45minutes.

But that jerk-off in the Grand Am, that was priceless.

kris
12-14-2002, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Octagon
HEY!!!!! I have been to 7 Trek conventions and dressed as a Romulan for two of them. Plus, I regularly go to anime conventions dressed as different characters (usually long haired pretty boys), and video game conventions....




:uhoh:

Neutrino
12-15-2002, 06:12 AM
:uhoh: :uhoh:

SilverLotus340R
12-15-2002, 09:09 AM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :spit: :uhoh: :uhoh:

MaximusGTR
12-16-2002, 01:16 AM
:flipa: :finger: :devil:

Neutrino
12-16-2002, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by MaximusGTR
:flipa: :finger: :devil:
Well another thread lost to postwhoring and icon abuse. :D :bandit: :D

TerminalVelocity
12-16-2002, 05:43 AM
should it be any other way? :bandit:

Cbass
12-16-2002, 09:35 AM
Nothing wrong with being a geek, just as long as you're still an individual...

DemonZX
12-16-2002, 09:42 AM
nope!:rolleyes: :dogpile: :cry: :cyclops: :biggrin2: :apoke:
Too often we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in you face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch smack that motherf#$%er up side the head! j/k!:hehehe:

Cbass
12-16-2002, 09:48 AM
That's the spirit, DemonZX!

DMC12
12-16-2002, 09:24 PM
Hey wait... go back to the part about the jailbait:D Any pics?:silly2:

Polygon
12-17-2002, 01:20 AM
:hehehe:

That is all I can say to what this thread has become, some real entertainment, here is to some whoring!!!!

:D

GTi-VR6_A3
12-17-2002, 01:32 AM
whoring i like whoring. im a whore here at work and to my girlfriend woohoo

-GTi-VR6_A3

Cbass
12-17-2002, 04:43 PM
What's a whore? ;)

Neutrino
12-17-2002, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Cbass
What's a whore? ;)

Ok I'll PM you cuz i think it is the time for you to learn about the birds and the bees.:D

Cbass
12-17-2002, 06:29 PM
Oh, that nice man with the candy already showed me all about the birds and the bees... j/k!

Polygon
12-17-2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Cbass
What's a whore? ;)

Hmm, how can I say this?

Kicker? :D

Layla's Keeper
12-17-2002, 10:57 PM
And now for something completely different.

I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH

Cbass
12-17-2002, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Polygon


Hmm, how can I say this?

Kicker? :D

What's a kicker? ;)

Neutrino
12-18-2002, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by Octagon
And now for something completely different.

I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH

:huh:

Cbass
12-18-2002, 08:54 AM
Monty Python and Red Dwarf!

Layla's Keeper
12-18-2002, 09:14 AM
I can't put anything past you, can I Cbass?

Today's fish is trout a la creme, enjoy your meal.

Polygon
12-18-2002, 10:05 AM
LOL, don't get me started on Monty Python. :D

DMC12
12-18-2002, 06:09 PM
Ack!!!:bloated:

GTi-VR6_A3, the 26" rims in your sig haunt me again :(

That place is close to my work, and I remember the hoopla when they put them on the Web. They look like wagon wheels!

Cbass
12-18-2002, 06:39 PM
Yes, I read that post in the wheel&tire forum... I was disappointed to see some approved of them.

To answer your question Octagon, no, you can't put anything past the Bass.

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