Think your £100k 996 Turbo can take me?? :)

:finger:

http://www.warrender.co.uk/acatalog/yellow-evo7-340.jpg

Who cares. I mean, who really does? Just look at your car. It's hideously ugly, and its a minging yellow.... I think the 911 will go the other way just to get as far as possible from you :finger:
I know i would

And what's so special about a porsche?? 100k for a piece of 'German Muck!'

And it wouldn't even need to go the opposite way to get away from me! I'd trounce it!! 1/4 the price of your porsche and it'd humiliate you on the track and in a straight line!:flipa:

why does everyone live over seas.....:( i'll race you, but your going to have to supply me with a boat>>?

id like to have both cars myself. but if it ame down to it id take the porsche i mean its straght out anicer looking driveing and all around car. as for the flaming you'd better quit soon af doens t take too kindly to you kinda and you will proly get banned or you ass kicked post reply style. and for some reason i have a feeling hybrid would kik your ass ina straight line. btw 911 turbo handles better than your car on track and a carrera gt would smoke you like a cheap conner store cigarillo.

-GTi-VR6_A3

Ok the Carrera GT I will give you...but I'm talking about production cars here! I bought my Evo7 standard, like the way it is! Warrender 380 Evo7!

The performance figures are below! A straight line is the only place a 911 Turbo would keep up! Fair enough it's four wheel drive...but don't ever say that there's a better track car than an Evolution Lancer or a Subaru Impreza! :o :o

impreza and evo 7 would own on dirt but i find it hard to believe that the 911 would loose on a track. maybe. id like to see that race myself. as for the name Warrender i never knew that mitsu had any other names like ford has holden. very interesting

-GTi-VR6_A3

Evolution7-380bhp either they no longer speak english in scottland or you dont have anything like the maturity level required to actualy own an EVO 7. Especialy one modified to make 380+hp. :rolleyes:

Either its a car you found pics of on the web, or its youre daddys car.


And on the off chance you do happen to actualy own one, prehaps you one the lottery or your parents are rich and stupid then why dont your try getting it above about 160mph. Oh yeah thats right it dosnt. We thing called a close ratio gearbox, and the only reason the EVO's and WRXs get the accleration times they do.
At the end of the day an EVO 7 is nothing more than a factory tricked up lancer, however a Porsche will always be a Porsche.

found it:

http://www.warrender.co.uk/acatalog/Showroom_Evo_7_29.html

part of http://www.warrender.co.uk

cliaming to own a car you simply found a pic of on the web is pretty pathetic.

Originally posted by Moppie
found it:

http://www.warrender.co.uk/acatalog/Showroom_Evo_7_29.html

part of http://www.warrender.co.uk

cliaming to own a car you simply found a pic of on the web is pretty pathetic.
I think thats a record - (that was fast man)

Moppie, i'm extremely impressed. You DA man :D

Originally posted by Evolution7-380bhp
Ok the Carrera GT I will give you...but I'm talking about production cars here! I bought my Evo7 standard, like the way it is! Warrender 380 Evo7!

The performance figures are below! A straight line is the only place a 911 Turbo would keep up! Fair enough it's four wheel drive...but don't ever say that there's a better track car than an Evolution Lancer or a Subaru Impreza! :o :o

Production car my a**. Even if you did have one, you bring your Whatever 300 EVO 7 and ill bring a RUF Porsche. Any RUF Porsche. Made a decade ago. And you know what, i'll cack all over your sad little banana-boat.

and yes, there are many many better track cars than your crappy little jap-mobiles. look no further than the Lancia Delta Integrale EVO, the car your little tin-boxes have tried so vainly to emulate. u can keep your shitsubishi, loser. I'd rather take the bus

:cry: :rocket:

:greenchai:

heh, i'd love to see you attempt to go up against a turbo in that thing!

i'm a fan of the WRX and the Mitsubishi products, but i own a 996 and i'll tell you from track experiance that there aren't too many production cars that can keep up!

Porsche baby!

right on! :ylsuper

Originally posted by crayzayjay


Production car my a**. Even if you did have one, you bring your Whatever 300 EVO 7 and ill bring a RUF Porsche. Any RUF Porsche. Made a decade ago. And you know what, i'll cack all over your sad little banana-boat.

and yes, there are many many better track cars than your crappy little jap-mobiles. look no further than the Lancia Delta Integrale EVO, the car your little tin-boxes have tried so vainly to emulate. u can keep your shitsubishi, loser. I'd rather take the bus

Aha, no, Jay is da man.

I was going to mention one of those 600hp Gemballa numbers :D

A 380hp Evo is a tuner car... might as well make it fair. It's not like he can claim AWD as an advantage, because the 911 Turbo is AWD as well, and has more power to boot.

CBass, as usual you are too kind :D

I was going to mention Gemballa, but i felt old-fashioned and went for RUF. Images of Yellow-Bird flying around the Nurburgring! :D

Evo 7... hah!

Originally posted by crayzayjay


Production car my a**. Even if you did have one, you bring your Whatever 300 EVO 7 and ill bring a RUF Porsche. Any RUF Porsche. Made a decade ago. And you know what, i'll cack all over your sad little banana-boat.

and yes, there are many many better track cars than your crappy little jap-mobiles. look no further than the Lancia Delta Integrale EVO, the car your little tin-boxes have tried so vainly to emulate. u can keep your shitsubishi, loser. I'd rather take the bus

i was at work today and somethin reminded me of this forum. i came to post and to my surprise the master jay had already been here. i have nothin i kan possibly add to this. man i want a yellow bird. okai so one thing. RUF AND JAY 4EVER

-GTi-VR6_A3

Originally posted by GTi-VR6_A3
man i want a yellow bird

Great minds think alike! :D

Originally posted by GTi-VR6_A3
RUF AND JAY 4EVER

You're too kind :D

LMAO, Wow Moppie 'mopped' that guy up. I love those moments. Somebody PM me to notify me if there's anymore of those type of posts.

Theyre pretty fun huh? :D
i love it when some dumbass comes on to the forum pretending to know anything about cars!!!

i think that a gt2 will kill your evo!
where i live there s a 400hp evo 7 and a 2001 911 turbo killed it!

... not to mention the fact that his yellow tin box will be worth 20% of its original value in a few years.. guess that shows how desirable it is, eh? just like all other Jap tin-boxes. No soul, no flair, no desirability

does anyone else find it funny that the imbecile who started this thread talking all kinds of crap has yet to come back and defend himself? maybe because everyone else is right...

thats true!
how can u compare a mitsubishi with a porsche!
the evo is fast only becuase it haves a turbo12

Gemballa GTR 750 :D

Still no reply from the moron...

That's not so bad... it prevents a slanging match :)

So where is Seb? I expressed interest in becoming mod for the Porsche forums, but I get the impression I've been passed over, probably for my controversial views regarding Hondas... :rolleyes:

I think you'd make a good mod. Email Igor and ask if you can mod Porsche, let him know that you know the cars inside out.

Originally posted by crayzayjay
just like all other Jap tin-boxes. No soul, no flair, no desirability
that hurts jay..........right here..........:(

Originally posted by hybridsol

that hurts jay..........right here..........:(

its okai hybrid... you wanna talk about it...?

-GTi-VR6_A3

Thank Jay :)

Hybrid man, as always, we're here for ya... just let it out man, have a good cry ;)

Originally posted by hybridsol

that hurts jay..........right here..........:(

sorry, i should have expanded on that. my comment was aimed more at the subarus and mitsubishi evo's... i got nothin against your car, in fact im a pretty big fan of Honda, the Integra is great

Originally posted by Evolution7-380bhp
1/4 the price of your porsche and it'd humiliate you on the track and in a straight line!:flipa:

Im sure that more people than me know that by definition a line is straight. so to say a straight line is already pointing out the obvious.