this place has been pretty dry the last 6 months, so! I was on the highway and I see up ahead there is a '95ish Neon. I figure it had at least 300 hp from body mods alone, and then some weight reduction from him not painting them. So as I pass him, I notice he's EMO, and he has a decent looking chick in the car with him, so I decide to make fun of him using only my feet...one on the clutch and the other punching the gas as I went by. No initial reaction, but up ahead there's a good straightaway and I just have that feeling, he's gonna try to impress his girlfriend (or if she's anything like mine, she'll egg him on to race everyone). So we're approaching the straightaway, hes a good 20 car lengths back when I assume he floors it. I wait...and I wait....and I wait...and finally he slowly passes me on the right. I let this happen for only a couple seconds and then pull in behind him, moving out from behind the car in front of me. He then floors it, and I do too. I quickly make a left hand lane change, followed almost immediately by a right hand lane change. Now in front of him, I shift to 4th and put a couple train cars on him, all the while he's flooring it away. My exit is just ahead so I throw the peace sign out the window for him at least trying, i know i wouldn't have if I was him, and he exits too. He wont look over at the light ahead...oh well, his girl did. I almost felt bad for picking on a little guy...but then I remembered he's emo and driving a completely riced to the wall neon.

Like I said, not worth posting...but i'm bored, and so are you!

It's saturday everyones bored. oh and i call bull. theres nO wAy u sm0k3d th@T Ub3r L33t n3on. Unpainted body mods add at least 5 horsepower per centimeter so times that by the area of neon body times some other number and you get some God like number that im too lazy to multiply..................j/p nice kill :)

well if the body panels have chinese writngs or stickers i here you double or triple your power potential over body panels alone and apparently if you paint them a horribly matching color the car is so scared it actually does run faster




oh great this is gonna turn into a ricer bash party oh well been a while lets start:killbarnefinally found a use for this smilie which puts me in the mood for a joke
What do riced out cars and barney have in common?

I did somthing like that once. Back when I had the 3000GT I did it to a CRX that was all riced out. Some case as you but he wassnt Emo, he was thug. his girl looked good though.

Used to do that all the time with my old 240z.

You'd be suprised how many people totally didn't expect that car to just straight up and out run them. Boost... it makes even the manliest of men giggle like a 8-year old girl.

or open bottles of NOS. kinda like in the movie taxi.

Used to do that all the time with my old 240z.

You'd be suprised how many people totally didn't expect that car to just straight up and out run them. Boost... it's makes even the manliest of men giggle like a 8-year old girl.


Indeed.:evillol:

back to my joke they are both heavy slow and have obnoxious color schemes lol

Silly neons.








:D

Are you serious,you beat on him........so would I if i had a 3000 Gt. On another note what the hell was an emo kid driving a riced neon?

Are you serious,you beat on him........so would I if i had a 3000 Gt. On another note what the hell was an emo kid driving a riced neon?

Could you possibly reword your question? i'm having a tough time figuring out what your asking lol.