whoopy doo

Thought I'd add the other side of the coin. Happy Anti-Valentines Day all!

Because we know tonight is the easiest time to pick up hot depressed chicks from bars. ;)

Damn Hallmark holiday,. If this one was't bad enough then they go and invent it's alter ego for 1/2 a year later to keep the money roll'n: sweetest day :wtf:

ViolentTimes Day...(I think Capone celebrated it best). I was supposed to work but I couldn't even get my Camaro out of the driveway because of all the damn ice the East Coast got last night. It took me, a neighbor, my Mom, Sister, and two strategically placed wooden boards to get back in the driveway. That only took about 20 damn minutes. :banghead: :rolleyes:

I think all holidays are over-rated. Valentine's Day is just an all-around waste, like most holidays.

Valentine's Day is just an all-around waste,

I just want to know who had the time to conjour up the idea of some fat kid flying around and shooting people in the ass with a bow as a sign of "true love" :dunno:

I just want to know who had the time to conjour up the idea of some fat kid flying around and shooting people in the ass with a bow as a sign of "true love" :dunno:


That made me laugh a good 60 seconds. AWESOME! Happy Wednesday everyone. When your girl asks to go out tell her the truth. "I tried to get us a movie, but they said they can't do it. They only carry "Admit One" tickets.

So instead, give her something she'll remember you forever for: VD, and no, it doesn't stand for "Valentines Day."

Meh, tonight I take my loving wife to dinner, and then maybe have some champaign when we get home to fire up the mood. :boink:

That's if she's not to tuckered out from Chuck-E-Cheese's. :icon16:

So instead, give her something she'll remember you forever for: VD, and no, it doesn't stand for "Valentines Day."

You're giving her the gift that keeps on giving? What about X-Mas? It will be hard to top that one.

You're giving her the gift that keeps on giving? What about X-Mas? It will be hard to top that one.

Break up with her a few days before...

Dinner = 137 damn dollars. WTF. I was pissed when we got the bill. Damn sushi is expensive. lol

Dinner = 137 damn dollars. WTF. I was pissed when we got the bill. Damn sushi is expensive. lol

You should have went and caught the fish yourselves.

Dinner = 137 damn dollars. WTF. I was pissed when we got the bill. Damn sushi is expensive. lol

Good LORD! :eek:

Dinner = 137 damn dollars. WTF. I was pissed when we got the bill. Damn sushi is expensive. lol

Sushi is friggin great stuff. But yeah, it's expensive. One freaking roll is like $15 bucks at the place I go to. It's the only food I know that you can completely pork-out on and not feel like you're going to explode you're done. Wash it down with some Saki and man-o-MAN that's a good dinner!

My mental picture of Jim does NOT include him eating shushi.....

I expected a joke about how sushi is bait.

My mental picture of Jim does NOT include him eating shushi.....

I expected a joke about how sushi is bait.

LMAO, there isn't much I won't eat. And sushi goes good with saki (although saki by itslef is perfectly fine too), gets you GOOD and drunk, hardly any taste to it, no hangover, you don't have to drink alot of it to get retarded drunk. 4 bottles of that shit and HOOOOOOOOAHHH!

Some of that sushi shit isn't even good enough for bait though.

But uh... I do sorta look out of place at the place I go to, if that makes you feel any better... lol.

Jim likes his fish?? :rofl:

Sushi is good but not for 137 bucks.

Jim likes FRESH fish... it needs to be clean... and then I'll eat it all night.

And Jim would pay $137 for a cheesesteak... but probably not for sushi.

Jim likes FRESH fish... it needs to be clean... and then I'll eat it all night.


I'm not even going to comment.

lmao!
(Yeah, drunk as hell, but oh well1)

Upon re-reading my prior comments on the price of sushi... I'd pay $137 to eat... oh never mind... I'm going to get myself banned.

Jim, your ok man you can tell us. We are family remember???lol

Lol! This is gonna become the Valentine's Day / Jim's dirty thoughts thread, and we'll hafta rate it so our younger members can't view the x-rated sushi / valentines day tripe that's just DYING to come out of my keyboard. I'm actually laughing myself, so if you could follow the tanget my brain did, you'd probably appreciate it, but ... I'll leave the thought here, phew... Don't get me started again, lol.

:werd:

dammit.:slap:

Jim, your ok man you can tell us. We are family remember???lol

You ass, you go and give JIM free reign to say what he pleases!?! :eek2:

I think someone needs some time off :nono:

Meh,for the kiddie, don't be scarred, smells like tuna, but mmm, tastes like chicken. :grinyes:




What?

The sushi guys, geez.

LMAO... did you have too much coffee today Dylan? I was with on the first line... lol, but lost the whole train of thought after that.

What you talk'n about Willis?

Still dirnking my coffee, leave me alone.

Would they be the 8 ounce cups, 12 ounce cups or 16 ounces cups of coffee? I personally prefer the 24 ounce cups, but they're not easy to come by.

Dunno, dopn't care, only thing about the size that matters is how many times you have to get off your ass and refill it. :dunno: