ok so one of my sisters friends and her husband came by to visit earlier tonight,well this girls husband is a car nut and a total ass,he just went out and bought a 2007 mazda mazdaspeed 3,he was rubbing it in my face and my sisters face and then this ass has balls enough to say to me,when the drag strip opens up i wanna race you on it:wtf: ,he says im hoping for mid to high 8,s,now ive got a pretty much stock 2.8 camaro making 135hp stock,he has 260hp and a freaking turbo,weighs less than me and expects me to keep up with him,how f***ing dumb is he???:chair: i tell him i stand no chance whatsoever he says well you got rear wheel drive you might get me enough off the line to win:eek2: ,and then he continues to rub in my face how much power its got and how much it costs and how he payed for it cash and blah blah blah i wanted to stand up and slip the sh*t outta him:biggrin2: ,but i couldnt cause my parents would have killed me,anyways point is annoying ppl with money piss me off.:flipa:

so shank him already.

I'll race you.


Kick em in the nuts, who gives damn if you get in trouble, he'd stop talking then wouldn't he? Maybe I'm just speaking an exert from Texan Man Law.

if my knee wasnt hurt i prolly would have kicked him in his nuts if he even has any,ppl with money dont bother me but the annoying ass's like him just piss me off how they have to rub it in your face,atleast i have time to enjoy my car,he works so much he never sees his wife or kids but hes got a nice car,big freaking deal maybe at the dragstrip ill put a pushbar on my car and smash him into the wall at the end for fun,then ask him if he wants a rematch

Waste of time and effort in my opinion. What if you beat him at the dragstrip? Surely he'll make up an excuse. Just a swift kick in the nuts should do it. Parents might get on your case, but I'm sure everyone else will be glad for shutting up an asshole. Plus he'll think twice before he talks to you again, lol.

get a junkyard 350 tbi and wiring gear, build up the drivetrain and put him in his place.

ill start working on my kicking leg before the strip opens,like you said everyone would be happy that i shutup an asshole.

you just beware you'll lose a lot of respect by kicking someone in the nuts.

above the waist is fair game. break his nose, don't kick him in the nuts.

Well (assuming) he's young, and the other guy is older. I was just assuming he'd have his handed to him on a silver platter ya know?

Such positive influences we are.

So having a new and 'faster' car than you makes him feel like a man, don't let him annoy you, feel sorry for him.

There's nothing sadder than sombody that's so insecure about their masculinity that they've got to constantly try and be better.

So having a new and 'faster' car than you makes him feel like a man, don't let him annoy you, feel sorry for him.

There's nothing sadder than sombody that's so insecure about their masculinity that they've got to constantly try and be better.+1 Since your 16, and he is presumably older (you said he has a wife and kids) If he has to pick on you about beating you, I would say he's probly insecure with his masculinity. You might not think you can beat him but there is a possibility. I raced a buick with a 350, in my buick century with a 3.3 V6, I kicked his ass no problem. So there is still a possibility. But if your gonna hit him, I'd do it in the face, break his nose or something.

When he's not looking go out to his car a remove a sparkplug or two...just see how much a car nut he is by seeing how fast he can remedy the problem.

Fuck his wife, post it on YouTube, write the URL on his hood in brake fluid.





Seriously though, the guy is a loser. So his newer more powerful car could beat yours in a drag race? so what? The sweetest win is the one that comes in an evenly matched race. Chances are that he's only looking to beat you because he lacks the skill to win against cars that are equal to his own.

This sounds very childish.....and the Mazda 3 looks femenine, like most Japanese cars.

This sounds very childish.....and the Mazda 3 looks femenine, like most Japanese cars.


Errrr... no.

Ram his car as you launch and go on about how much cheaper your's is to fix.

That'd be worth it.

This sounds very childish.....and the Mazda 3 looks femenine, like most Japanese cars.


Mr. GT-R and Mr. Evo would like to have a word with you.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2314/10002908611kw7.jpg

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/473/36202ov5.jpg

The Evo would never have made it here were it not for the Fast and the Furious movies and the rice explosion that followed. It's more of a fluke than anything. The Japanese have totally lost their mind in their styling department. Their new stuff MIGHT appeal to me if I were a woman, and liked ugly cars.



http://www.edmunds.com/media/seo/500/2006.subaru.impreza.wrx.sti.jpg

Zomg! The thing has, what, a boxer engine and 300 hp and a massive turbo, and it shoots itself in the foot with those three massive vagina holes . 'Every day is a winding road!'


http://www.edmunds.com/pictures/VEHICLE/2007/Honda/20101154-396x249.jpg

Hondas are known for their reliability, but for reasons unknown, the '07 Civic leaks blood for a few days every month. The issue has mechanics baffled.

http://www.imagerentacar.com/images/vehicles/toyota-camry-2007face.jpg

Keep moving forward .....(backing out is hard :crying: )


Japan has clearly lost its mind.

The Evo would never have made it here were it not for the Fast and the Furious movies and the rice explosion that followed. It's more of a fluke than anything. The Japanese have totally lost their mind in their styling department. Their new stuff MIGHT appeal to me if I were a woman, and liked ugly cars.



http://www.edmunds.com/media/seo/500/2006.subaru.impreza.wrx.sti.jpg

Zomg! The thing has, what, a boxer engine and 300 hp and a massive turbo, and it shoots itself in the foot with those three massive vagina holes . 'Every day is a winding road!'


http://www.edmunds.com/pictures/VEHICLE/2007/Honda/20101154-396x249.jpg

Hondas are known for their reliability, but for reasons unknown, the '07 Civic leaks blood for a few days every month. The issue has mechanics baffled.

http://www.imagerentacar.com/images/vehicles/toyota-camry-2007face.jpg

Keep moving forward .....(backing out is hard :crying: )


Japan has clearly lost its mind.

Hmm, have you tried drinking battery acid? Your clearly one of the "fanboys" who is a "hardcore domestic guy". Just because you dont like doesnt mean it doesnt appeal to everyone.

evo/gt-r= amazing machines. I would love to have either of them.

The Evo would never have made it here were it not for the Fast and the Furious movies and the rice explosion that followed. It's more of a fluke than anything. The Japanese have totally lost their mind in their styling department. Their new stuff MIGHT appeal to me if I were a woman, and liked ugly cars.

The Evo came to the US because Mitsubishi wanted to compete with the WRX. The WRX came to the US after Subaru used the Impreza 2.5 RS to gauge the possible popularity of the WRX in the US. It would have come here with or without F&F. Wether or not you like the styling of the new WRX, it still performs extremely well. When was the last time an American car had four doors, AWD, and at least 270hp for under $30K? Never, that's when.

*edit* sorry, misread your post, i thought you said you were gonna beat him.

Just roll your eyes and move on. There will always be people like him. Nothing you can do other than to get a faster car and stomp him. But even when you do, he'll give you a ricer flybye and then make excuses as to why he lost (forgot to turn on my turbo; my a/c was on; i missed a shift, yadda yadda yadda)

I'm not a hardcore dumbestic guy, I just happen think that just about every newly-styled Japanese car looks like vagina. Older ones are quite sexy. I'd take any of these over a Mustang or F-body of the same year:



http://www.racingbeat.com/gallery/RB%20FD.jpg

http://www.advancedautosports.ca/wheels/wheelsoncars/aa608hbp-99eclipse.jpg

http://www.tyrepower.speedywheels.com.au/images/showroom/300zx-envy-hp.jpg

http://trdco.jp/mr0012.jpg





^^All of those cars look mean and awesome. All were re-designed to have a softer, uglier, less aggressive look, in order to appeal to god knows who. The only new model that might surpass its previous iteration in sexiness is the 350Z, but I'd take a clean 240 over any Z-car for some reason.....

And I don't have a V6 Camaro, I have an inline-four Corsica with fuel injection, abs, POWER STEERING, power locks, 3-speed automatic, seat belts, front-wheel disc brakes, daytime running lights, and other exciting features :smokin:

All of those cars look mean and awesome. All were re-designed to have a softer, uglier, less aggressive look, in order to appeal to god knows who.

What can I say, the Liberals are invading the minds of innocent Americans. The lead designer on the new GT-R was asked if he's concerned wether it looks too agressive. Automotive design rule of thumb, when your making a sports car, you can never be too agressive.

hell yes FD rx-7's are the sexiest cars ever made period. That's fact, not opinion.

FD RX-7 w/ l33t LS1 swap FTW

Torque FTW

Dumbestic mullet-heads > Rotards

The question I have to ask is if his car is so superior to yours, why is he even offering you the chance at the tracks. Seriously, is he a terrible driver or something that makes up for what his car offers?

japanese cars>american. period.... name a car that can out handle a fd.....
anyway, get a bottle of nitrous, hide it well, and use it just once. hell probably kill himself after he looses, then you could just take his car....

ok so one of my sisters friends and her husband came by to visit earlier tonight,well this girls husband is a car nut and a total ass,he just went out and bought a 2007 mazda mazdaspeed 3,he was rubbing it in my face and my sisters face and then this ass has balls enough to say to me,when the drag strip opens up i wanna race you on it:wtf: ,he says im hoping for mid to high 8,s,now ive got a pretty much stock 2.8 camaro making 135hp stock,he has 260hp and a freaking turbo,weighs less than me and expects me to keep up with him,how f***ing dumb is he???:chair: i tell him i stand no chance whatsoever he says well you got rear wheel drive you might get me enough off the line to win:eek2: ,and then he continues to rub in my face how much power its got and how much it costs and how he payed for it cash and blah blah blah i wanted to stand up and slip the sh*t outta him:biggrin2: ,but i couldnt cause my parents would have killed me,anyways point is annoying ppl with money piss me off.:flipa:

Well, why don't you just kill him?

Infact, I have a gun under my bed. Just give me the address and you and I can do it together.

no you have to go after his whole family and make up some plan like eric cartman would do so that he harms his whole family himself and you just put all the pieces together for him so that way you are innocent plus its less messy like shooting him would be

japanese cars>american. period.... name a car that can out handle a fd.....
anyway, get a bottle of nitrous, hide it well, and use it just once. hell probably kill himself after he looses, then you could just take his car....Would probley be a good idea, get a bottle or 2 and waste his ass.

Such is the burden of owning a Camaro, people like to pick fights with you :2cents:

hell yes FD rx-7's are the sexiest cars ever made period. That's fact, not opinion.

Mazda could've given it some real door handles instead of that pillar-mounted crap.

adds to the sleekness.......