Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

First Surgeon: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

Second Surgeon: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

Third Surgeon: "No, I really think librarians are the best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

Fourth Surgeon: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

Fifth Surgeon: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

hhahahahha, goood one

Nice, I like it.

I don't know, that was kinda long winded to me :lol:

better nate than lever is better.

better nate than lever is better.

Thats possibly the worst..

Jim's is pretty good though.

Thats possibly the worst..

Jim's is pretty good though.
lolol. i showed that one to my friends just to piss em off.

Heard this one on Kid Chris... might not be so funny to read it, but I damn near pissed myself when I heard it:

What's brown and got 2 balls in it???




















My nutsack.