So I get to work today and thier having a car wash across the street from my job in this gas station next to the McDonalds where I have breakfast.
Now the drivethrough is a pain so i always park and get my food to go inside.
Soon as I walk out I see a white Tahoe (sp) pull in the spot right next to mine. My car was on the passenger side. guess whats inside.
5 drop dead gorgeous chicks (well fine 4 and one not so good) and they are all dressed in bikinies! :eek2: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Heres the thing, they parked kinda too close and I frigging sprinted so when the chicks opened the door I kinda caught it so it wouldnt tap the GTO....but it ended up looking like I was opening the door for them.
Now I know how much girls hate it when guys gawk so I stared straight at their eyes and was polite not to look at their chest or anything. I guess the one in the front seat liked it cause they offered a free car wash!

but no I stayed up to 10:00 last night detailing the Goat and its far cleaner then they can manage.

that shit made my morning! :icon16:

haha. I know what you mean, I've gone to a few charity car washes, and I just donate rather then let a bunch of 15 year olds scratch the vr4 to all hell.

However :useless: and I'm not talking about your freshly waxed GTO.

You know I wanted to take pics but all I brought was the recorder and I had to charge it. :banghead:

haha. I know what you mean, I've gone to a few charity car washes, and I just donate rather then let a bunch of 15 year olds scratch the vr4 to all hell.

Your a whole hell of lot nicer than I am. Back when I had the Rav4, I would go to those free carwashes, get my car washed, and then drive off. I was like, I don't go to your school, and I give you fucks my money in school taxes when I don't even go to a public school, so what makes you think I'm gonna give you my cash?

even tho girls in bikini's don't quite do it for me...why didn't you let them wash it *while supervising of course* and then redo your detailing or w/e again later. it's not like you're ever going to get sick of spending quality time with your car :p

cause i use the finest in sheep skin to wash my baby, I dry it up with filterd water (touchless technique) and buff with micro fiber weave cotton towels.
The paint on the GTO is the worst ever, really thin and really crappy so I have to take every meassure to make it last.
These darlings would of used terry cloths and abrasive sponges to wash her.....thats how you get swirls in the the paint. :wink:

if 5 shirtless guys came up and asked to wash my car, i wouldn't care if they used even scented bubble bath on it *not a bad idea actually mmm* hot shirtless guys hehe :iceslolan

next time invite them over and give them stuff to use to wash the car. be creative ;) tell your wife they insisted upon it or something

I said NO! :slap:
you have to understand I am immune to women's charms. I have this disease called Onegina and Its kinda long-term so no deal!

if 5 shirtless guys came up and asked to wash my car, i wouldn't care if they used even scented bubble bath on it
what if they were 5 shirtles fat hairy guys, what now? just imagine them rubbing soap alover themselves! moaning your name!

Nobody washes my car except me. Anyone that can do it to my expectations would cost a shitload. I don't care if they were naked, they still aren't washing my car.

I either take my car to a car wash that I trust, or wash it myself. When I see some teenagers going fruity to wash my car, I know to steer clear. I don't need Kevin, the booger picker, to start leaving presents for me on my side view mirrors.

what if they were 5 shirtles fat hairy guys, what now? just imagine them rubbing soap alover themselves! moaning your name!
you.are.terrible. that is one of the nastiest images..*shudder* only sexy, shirtless guys get the priviledge of washing the luminator :p

well thers only one of me and cloning is illegal,so its not going to happen, OKAY?

Im the same way about washing cars.... but 10 times worse about driving my car!!!!!!! girls ask to drive my car all the time and im like fuck no they could be like ill give u sex to drive your car and id have to by like .... ill think about it - but other then that noone ever drives my car-if im drunk ill walk and not drive my baby before someone were to drive me home- id rather let someone wash my car then drive it

I let Gotian drive my car :uhoh:

I let Gotian drive my car :uhoh:

:rofl: :rofl: lollllll

Im the same way about washing cars.... but 10 times worse about driving my car!!!!!!! girls ask to drive my car all the time and im like fuck no they could be like ill give u sex to drive your car and id have to by like .... ill think about it - but other then that noone ever drives my car-if im drunk ill walk and not drive my baby before someone were to drive me home- id rather let someone wash my car then drive it


Like WOH! Ain't you a little young to be drinking that there alcohol lil feller? :iceslolan

Like WOH! Ain't you a little young to be drinking that there alcohol lil feller? :iceslolan

pshhhhh no

^^^lol. just dont knock yourself out. im the same way. i dont even let the parents drive my car. seriously. people ask to drive/wash/clean it/etc. i just have to do it. otherwise im not sure if its really clean or just watered down. o and i think you are a little oyung to drink, as long as you dont go crazy and get drunk and drive, maybe 2 beers or so.

as long as you do it responsibly, it doesn't really matter to me if someone under 21 gets drunk. as long as ur not driving around or doing something stupid that could get someone killed its fine.

When I had my jeep I just didn't wash it... the dirt was like sound proofing and when I was out 4X4'n the sage brush scraped the dirt off instead of the paint!

Although I have a new kindled spirit for washing my car myself. It's a lot of fun and I get my wife to help. Thats even more fun!

Talking about bikini's and washing cars... Heres a link!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7632211729087286881&q

as long as you do it responsibly, it doesn't really matter to me if someone under 21 gets drunk. as long as ur not driving around or doing something stupid that could get someone killed its fine.
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lol that link was great. someday, i wanna get in on a scam like that :naughty:

Damn dirty bikini-clad carwashing hot chicks. Such filth!

They must all be destroyed...or humped, either one works.

Talking about bikini's and washing cars... Heres a link!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7632211729087286881&q



wasnt that from The Man Show?

I think it depends on how hot the girl is though... I mean Jessica Simpson could wash my car with rocks as long as she does it topless.

I think it depends on how hot the girl is though... I mean Jessica Simpson could wash my car with rocks as long as she does it topless.


She's so stupid she might even screw that up and actually wash it with the proper materials.:rolleyes:

As long as she doesnt try to wash it with some chicken of the sea...ewww.

Lmao!^

As long as she doesnt try to wash it with some chicken of the sea...ewww.


She could always go the buffalo wing route...:banghead:

he's an exception, he knows how to drive....i think... :)