Drug trade names and genaric names
goldz28
06-25-2006, 03:01 AM
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
666_speed
06-25-2006, 04:59 AM
Haha, cool. I'm thinking you've posted that before, but then again I'm a little sleepy.
goldz28
06-25-2006, 05:27 AM
Haha, cool. I'm thinking you've posted that before, but then again I'm a little sleepy.
No I have not posted that before. I just saw it tonight at work posted up in the ED...
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3213/06250603281ap.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
No I have not posted that before. I just saw it tonight at work posted up in the ED...
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3213/06250603281ap.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
666_speed
06-25-2006, 11:33 AM
Oh, sorry, I've saw it somewhere before....but where?
Rally Sport
06-25-2006, 03:36 PM
:lol: Nice one..
AFI 05
06-25-2006, 04:08 PM
hahahaha.. good stuff..
ikeyballz
06-25-2006, 10:35 PM
hmm so now girls can spike drinks to rape guys..
sweet :D
lol, jk.
sweet :D
lol, jk.
goldz28
06-26-2006, 03:24 AM
hmm so now girls can spike drinks to rape guys..
sweet :D
lol, jk.
You are not kidding, fess up...
sweet :D
lol, jk.
You are not kidding, fess up...
ikeyballz
06-26-2006, 03:53 AM
hahahahaha
ive been corrected.
ive been corrected.
stone_mound_camaro
06-28-2006, 01:21 AM
Oh, sorry, I've saw it somewhere before....but where?
you saw it here: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=584790
you saw it here: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=584790
666_speed
06-28-2006, 12:52 PM
I searched and found all the threads with that joke, but for some reason I was thinking Gold had posted it before...dunno why.
goldz28
06-28-2006, 03:40 PM
you saw it here: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=584790
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/holysheep.gif shit it is a repost, sorry guys.
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/holysheep.gif shit it is a repost, sorry guys.
666_speed
06-28-2006, 04:45 PM
It's funny still for many who haven't read it! Maybe I just imagined reading it before (which is a real possibility)...iono....I've been very tired the last few days.
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