Well boys and girls, I found the cheapest way to add horsepower to your car. After just one bottle, you're guaranteed to run 12s.

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTE5NDczNjZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

Just paypal me $14.99 for each bottle.

simply amazing

wow. Performance wax. Now we have a new thing to say when someone comes in here with no knowledge of cars and asks how to make it fast

1) performance wax- the car is so clean that it actually blinds the person racing you, therefore you get his pinks and street cred
2)blinker fluid - a secret term for performance oils
3)muffler bearings - increases the speed of the muffler, thus adding power
4) power steering fluid - one of the performance oils
5) solar powered neons- add hp in the day
6) spinner wheels- reduce drag

anymore that should be included?

True testimony from satisfied customer:
I never though it could be so easy! WOW, Im amazed at how effective this stuff is. I was at the track and this guy walks up to me and says " I know you, your Musashi" I say "yeah" he says "Im clawhammer, here drop this in and you'll run 12s"
I tried it and it worked!

disclaimer:
Musashi is not a payed actor, his testimony was taken of his free will after Clawhammer made him down two 12 packs of Bud and a bottle of the Captian!
void where prohibited, not availabe in Canada or Mexico.

True testimony from satisfied customer:
I never though it could be so easy! WOW, Im amazed at how effective this stuff is. I was at the track and this guy walks up to me and says " I know you, your Musashi" I say "yeah" he says "Im clawhammer, here drop this in and you'll run 12s"
I tried it and it worked!

disclaimer:
Musashi is not a payed actor, his testimony was taken of his free will after Clawhammer made him down two 12 packs of Bud and a bottle of the Captian!
void where prohibited, not availabe in Canada or Mexico.

:rofl:

anymore that should be included?

Canuter valve and flux capacitor.

what about the added type-r emblem that gives you 200 hp? diddnt you momma tell you about that one?

The turbonator is much more worth it than that stuff. Trust me I know...

Flux capacitor only works in a delorean. They got the required speed down to 35, before there was major time travel lag, kicked in the upper 80's

Don't forget decals! Having a sticker on your car is as good as having the actual mod!:wink: Need a new exhaust? Borla doesn't just sell performance exhaust systems; they sell stickers, too!
Don't want to pay a bunch of cash for a real tuned suspension? Slap on an Eibach decal--maybe even one that says "Tein"!
And no one wants to go without advertising the company that made their floormats!!!

for all these fine products call: 1-800-DUMBASS
CALL TODAY!!!:naughty:

priceless.

On a related note, back when I detailed, we were payed by pro-rated jobs, so we would cut corners where we could. If a car was relatively smooth, sometimes I wouldn't bother claying it with my claybar. One assistant manager (read: moron) caught on. Obviously, they felt 100s of cars a day, so they could tell the difference by touch...but to the average guy that just bought the car, the difference wasn't noticeable if the car had been just been washed and waxed.

Anyway, one day after he caught me cutting this particular corner, and as I was now in the process of claying it "correctly", he proceeded to tell me that it did make a difference...a difference in AERODYNAMICS. And that the remaining raildust on the car could interfere with it's aerodynamics and therefore gas mileage. I KID YOU NOT!

lol...a reason for me to buy a bar.....sig material....

Flux capacitor only works in a delorean. They got the required speed down to 35, before there was major time travel lag, kicked in the upper 80's

I dunno about that meng...I went to pick one up from JC Whitney's for a friend of mine back when I had my GSX and just from having it sitting on the front seat (still in the box) I was whupin' on ZO6's and the like. I can't even imagine the power it would've unleashed if I had popped the box open.

Canuter valve and flux capacitor.

With my flux capacitor I ran a -12.2 second quartermile. I think I should run faster since I got my greddy stickers.

if there was a way to bottle chuck norris...

dear god

it would be over

chuck norris piss > c16

chuck norris piss=red bull

what is up with all u people and chuck norris....i dont see y he is so great.....y aren't we happy for the drift kinds and suck instead of a kung fu guy? i swear bruce lee would whoop his ass...

they can bottle chuck norris...wether or not you want to wipe it on your car...ehhhh ewwww

Chuck Norris... its a joke

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267 (Chuck Shizzle Showdown)

i cant read it.... link no worky...i pasted it in, invalid id parameter

Its like those old Vin D jokes...

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/
http://www.4q.cc/vin/

whoops

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

that should do it

i diddnt find it that funny...sorry.....tahats y we have mind of mencia and dave chappelle and family guy and south park....