I hope everyone is ready for bigger and better banter than ever before :grinyes:

Its part two bitches :bananasmi

I will start off

TS's breath smells like Jeremy's jock strap :eek: .

Rally's breath smells like a case of low fat cheesecake (low fat doesn't mean eat a case lard ass :grinno: )

Viper's breath smells like a dumb ass's breath :p

Cuda's breath smells like cat litter (so stole that from family guy but its a awesome show :iceslolan )

Geno's breath smells like pooh (guess he's sampling his product, gotta have quality control :rofl: )

Kaotik's breath much like the rest of him smells like cabbage

Wright's breath smells like he is in love with Kasey :uhoh: (get a room :rolleyes: )

Mr.Luos's breath smells like FormulaLT1's exhaust :thefinger

Camaromaniac's breath smells like he has a incredibly good looking man in his sig :evillol:

Xeno's breath smells like he's a few Prozac short of being sane

Gold's breath surprisingly smells like TS's boxers (wonder whats going on there but I in all reality don't want to know :shakehead )

Drvngstorms breath smells like peaches but your still cross eye'd so ha

All the Formula haters breath smells like ASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! :smokin:

Woo hoo bring on the BANTER!!!!!!!

YEAH! I claim second post on new banter thread! That's all.

Camaromaniac's breath smells like he has a incredibly good looking man in his sig :evillol:
The incredibly good looking man's breath smells like the breath of the incredibly good looking dog in my sig.:nutkick:

woohoo, I didn't make the list. :D

wait D:

Love the new sig Camaromaniac. I think it captures everything just right.

If I did/do have a Kia, that is what it would look like.

Did you delete the orig banter thread?? Or am I just blind?

Its still in the camaro forum. I just unstuck it and locked it.

Well im finally back from being banned and uh.. yeah..

Oh, your not sore are you Rally?.

Why would I be sore?

Well I'm finally back from being banned and uh.. yeah..
Damn it. :banghead: You mean to tell me that I did not set those bans to permanently. Damn it, damn it all to hell.



:lol:


Yes folks, it is I, that handsome pesky mod, who owns the brand car you all really desire (but just won't admit it). :lol: Back by popular demand. :lol:

So another banter thread, another million whoring posts by Rally, gold, dave and viper.

TS out (getting his ban stick ready)

thats fucked up, i was trying to read up on shit i missed and next thing i know im banned, thank you fairy grandpa.

^btw, now i have missed even more shit, now i gotta get fairy grandpa good, i think im gonna flood his in box, you think i can flood him with 10k useless pm's before he decides to ban me for another 36 hours?


and john add me to aim, please.


and we didnt deserve to be banned, i wouldnt have taken the last post, 5k post was a different story.

and new banter thread, now hopefully i can see the end of it, be apart of it from beginning to end :) not like the first banter thread, if you checked the first 50 pages or so barely anyone even knows who the hell they are.

Funny.. I was just reading the posts in the olde banter thread, and I found it really funny how you guys were gloating that I couldnt post.. when I was asleep, and then because we had a thunderstorm here yesterday it made the power go out and now my computer is in need of some repairs because its a ghey wal*mart computer that cant handle power outages even when protected by a surge protector. So yeah, I didnt even care about getting close to that 7K post, and I knew if I or TS went and came to take away his fame, I would get an IM over aim, and it would be John, crying like he did when TS took his manhood back in the 5K post.

lol :rofl: , I was more shocked than pissed about TS taking my 5K post. I thought I was all slick but didn't even consider the fact that another mod could take it.

im more pissed off that i was banned and then the thread was locked any freaking way, so did it really matter? and if i remember correctly it was fairy grandpa who came along and stole 5k not me, rally or gold, im pretty sure he didnt ban him self.

No reason to get pissed. You guys joked with him. He joked with you. It was all in good fun.

Edit- Also, all the original people involved in the banter thread minus chevyracincamaro are still around or well known (such as Andy).

http://www.ohnoes-fbody.com/images/tc/patriot.gif

Thats my favorite smily of ALL time

This is mine http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/bj.gif

thats fucked up, i was trying to read up on shit i missed and next thing i know im banned, thank you fairy grandpa..Ahh Viper, Viper Viper. I enjoy your posts as much as I enjoy raindancing on my testicles.
^btw, now i have missed even more shit, now i gotta get fairy grandpa good, i think im gonna flood his in box, you think i can flood him with 10k useless pm's before he decides to ban me for another 36 hours?
Calling me a fairy and posting in my section about it is what got you banned, not cause you might have taken the 7000 post from John. If it was only in the Camaro section I wouldn't care cause we are among friends (I hope) and can take jokes thrown at each other, but posting it other sections where the other members do not know what is going on can lead to problems.
now i gotta get fairy grandpa good, i think im gonna flood his in box, you think i can flood him with 10k useless pm's before he decides to ban me for another 36 hours?Bring it on snake pit. :p
Seriously, I banned you for less than a day, get over it.

TS out

lol, fairy grandpa i never posted in your section... damn old man, your eyes are so bad your not even sure what you see... time to get to lense crafters.

i donno if they can get you telescopes tho, sorry :(

oh and i donno if its supposed to happen or not but if you click someones name a menu pops down and if they have a homepage and you click it, instead of opening a new window to goto the homepage it just loads it in the same window, which kinda sucks.

No reason to get pissed. You guys joked with him. He joked with you. It was all in good fun.

Edit- Also, all the original people involved in the banter thread minus chevyracincamaro are still around or well known (such as Andy).


i was able to meet some of them but they arent well known, Ridge, grease, there is a whole bunch that stick their head in like once every 4 months or so to say some off the wall shit but thats about it.

Ridge was never really in the first banter thread at at all and Grease didn't come til like 1000 + posts. Ridge was from back in the girls in the forum thread then stopped coming around. I still catch him on aim every once in a while though.

lil and me were a big reason that the banter thread was created..... we bantered too much in the general forum....

where did it go?!?

YOU ALL SHALL PERISH!!!!!

why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!?????????!!?!?!?#$%@#$^?%?@#$^$#%?#@?$?!@#?E

where the hell am I on this list

why does wright love me

I am scared.... very scared.

Looks like the elf is finally catching up on current events.. :evillol:

Old thread's top 10.

User Name Posts
Rally Sport 92 915
FormulaLT1 871
goldz28 526
Viper_Storm 457
twospirits 318
cuda_dude 305
KaotiKCamaro5 289
Genopsyde 280
drvngstorm05 270
Savage Messiah 261

As we can see, Rally obviously needs to get his lard ass off the computer and get outside :)

That was a nice lil break from you ass clowns. John where did you get the blow job smiley? That is funny as hell.

haha yeah thats funny :1:

Saw it posted in another forum and saved it.

lol, fairy grandpa i never posted in your section... damn old man, your eyes are so bad your not even sure what you see... time to get to lense crafters.

i donno if they can get you telescopes tho, sorry :(http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/BallonOops.gif :lol: Okay,
Since I am not one to run away from mistakes, I hereby say to you I apologize for banning you. I guess your name got stuck in my head when it came to ban the guys who posted in the fairy thread over in my section because you also wrote about it in the camaro section. Sorry about that. Therefore, That gives you a free get out of BanLandia card from me. :smooch:

Group hug people, http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/1grouphug.gif (John, stop grabbing my ass)

As for the drop down pop up box and clicking it opens it in the same window. Yeah it sucks when it does that.

Speaking of smileys, some of my favorites..
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/ban.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/kissass.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/seesaw.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/driving.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/1nicebabe1.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/TongueAtYou.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/yikes.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/threadhijacked.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/crayon.jpg

TS out

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/BallonOops.gif :lol: Okay,
Since I am not one to run away from mistakes, I hereby say to you I apologize for banning you. I guess your name got stuck in my head when it came to ban the guys who posted in the fairy thread over in my section because you also wrote about it in the camaro section. Sorry about that. Therefore, That gives you a free get out of BanLandia card from me. :smooch:

Group hug people, http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/1grouphug.gif (John, stop grabbing my ass)

As for the drop down pop up box and clicking it opens it in the same window. Yeah it sucks when it does that.

Speaking of smileys, some of my favorites..
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/ban.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/kissass.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/seesaw.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/driving.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/1nicebabe1.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/TongueAtYou.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/yikes.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/threadhijacked.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/crayon.jpg

TS out
Where do you get those?

As we can see, Rally obviously needs to get his lard ass off the computer and get outside :)

Just jealous beause your stupid name barely made the top ten :loser:

And no I dont need to go outside but I do need to workout more if thats what you're saying.

Where do you get those?I have a webpage (http://santafemods.com/Smileys.htm) of all the smileys I have collected on the net (which I use) in some of my postings.

TS out

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/postwhore.gifhttp://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/holysheep.gif

Found those to be pretty funny.

Also that wild babe there.. http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/1nicebabe1.gif

Seems to have something pretty 'wild' in her underwear..

I thought that looked like a penis, lol. Gross, might be TS type of girl though...lol

....

































Gold likes the PENIS.

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/adoreking.gif I just wanted to put that there

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/adoreking.gif I just wanted to put that thereThats the Camaro guys kneeling down in front of John. :lol:

As for the thing between her legs, its funny but everytime I post that up someone always notices it. When I first downloaded it (god knows from where) I did not notice it, but everyone else does. :lol:

TS out

Rally don't be telling everyone.....lol

I wonder how many have done this. :lol:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:


"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say,


"You're next fatty."

:lol:

TS out

I would like to thank TS for my first ban ever... and just to show my appreciation, i further updated my sig :icon16:

That is funny.

:rofl: I am going to miss Dave, whenever I was hit in the temple we really saw eye to eye :twak:
Group hug people, http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/1grouphug.gif (John, stop grabbing my ass)

TS out
Sorry TS, I thought that was a tub of pudding :uhoh:

I wonder how many have done this. :lol:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:


"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say,


"You're next fatty."

:lol:

TS out
i read that joke on entensity.net the other day...very funny...i'll try that on my girlfriend!

Damn.. are you going to have enough guts or balls to do it? :lol:

You know, I never really had much to do with the "old banter thread" and sometimes stuff gets dragged into the regular forums from it and you're lost. Like now I see "new and inproved" :bs: and tinkernuts has me "in love" :dunno:

Guess I'll have to stop by more often.

And John, pudding? I think you weren't looking for some fudge to pack :flipa:

And John, pudding? I think you weren't looking for some fudge to pack :flipa:
Your right I wasn't trying to :p. Its awesome we got spell check but I think wright needs what I really meant check cause apparenetly he's not getting it across :shakehead

Damn, I thought I edited that and fixed it.

Come On Man, I Wanted To See The Old One Hit 10000 Replys

Damn, didn't even realize that there was a new banter thread. I didn't participate in the old that much either. Woulda been cool if it reached 10grand. Btw John, forget the pudding, where the red jello?

i had 252 posts in the old banter thread

i had 252 posts in the old banter thread

I though, took first place, ABOVE JOHN. :loser: :smokin:

You do know those numbers can be edited right? :flipa:

right after john first edits your asshole :grinno:

http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/BallonOops.gif :lol: Okay,
Since I am not one to run away from mistakes, I hereby say to you I apologize for banning you. I guess your name got stuck in my head when it came to ban the guys who posted in the fairy thread over in my section because you also wrote about it in the camaro section. Sorry about that. Therefore, That gives you a free get out of BanLandia card from me. :smooch:

Group hug people, http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/1grouphug.gif (John, stop grabbing my ass)

As for the drop down pop up box and clicking it opens it in the same window. Yeah it sucks when it does that.

Speaking of smileys, some of my favorites..
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/ban.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/kissass.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/seesaw.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/driving.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/1nicebabe1.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/Other/TongueAtYou.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/yikes.gif http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/threadhijacked.gif


http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/crayon.jpg

TS out


no need to apologize im over it, and if you was just a lil later with the ban i prob would have posted over there to, i just had to read up on that last page where gold posted and then i was gonna click the link but when i tried to get to that page (the page in the banter thread where gold posted) it told me i was banned and i was like WDF?

lol, and with the smilies, i can totally see this one being you http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/ban.gif he kinda looks like the dude in your avatar, only hes yellow (he has the same i stuck my finger in a wall socket hair style too)

well actually its more like john, lol he seems to take pride in the fact that he has the most bans out of all the mods on af, hes kind of a ban whore as well. i guess hes all kinds of whore. :rofl:

rally has an agreement with the elves...every time he posts he gets a cookie....you guys know that....that in itself is enough to prove to everyone he had more posts

no need to apologize im over it, I am the kind of guy if I did someone wrong, I will apologize for it.
well actually its more like john, lol he seems to take pride in the fact that he has the most bans out of all the mods on af, hes kind of a ban whore as well. i guess hes all kinds of whore. :rofl:Not for long. :evillol:

TS out

I heard that John and TS went to see Brokeback Mountain together this past weekend.

I heard that John and TS went to see Brokeback Mountain together this past weekend.
:greddy2: ..............................http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/bj.gif

Aren't you bunch of bitches too funny :grinno:

Aren't you bunch of bitches too funny :grinno:


:famous "about to ban you" words:

:famous "about to ban you" words:

Im surprised you havent been banned yet for the sig..

haha....















































so am i actually....

I wonder if I would get banned.. for what im about to do..

which would be...?

A sig.. that will get me banned faster than your sig.

I wonder how many have done this. :lol:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:


"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say,


"You're next fatty."

:lol:

TS out


hahahahaha, thanks for the new away message

Alright now I have made the sig.. the question is if I put it up now or not, because he will kill me. :lol:

just do it you pansy

if you're scared i'll do it if you send it to me

The most I would hope that if it is a long ban.. that John would have my back but even that is doubtful. :lol: Well here it goes.

i see nothing... puss

Look now.. and straight might I add.

Yea... bring it on...
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/70.gif

well... it was nice knowin ya, Rally

Lol.. yeah, but its all in good fun, and I hope TS knows of this. :lol: And atleast I wasnt pissed about being banned like Viper, that guy has anger managament issues..

Yea, I saw...

Ban Him

lol i like it... nice sig

and my seeing is just fine thank you

just for kicks :banhim:

Screw all of you guys :thefinger

Cept for my 2 favorite mods.. TS and John.

The most I would hope that if it is a long ban.. that John would have my back but even that is doubtful. :lol: Well here it goes.
ahahahahahahahaha :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: , Sorry TS but that sig is too funny and Rally you are so banned. Might want to wait a day or so after calling someone a doofus before you ask for there protection :screwy: :p

Screw all of you guys :thefinger

Cept for my 2 favorite mods.. TS and John.

kissass :slap:

ahahahahahahahaha :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: , Sorry TS but that sig is too funny and Rally you are so banned. Might want to wait a day or so after calling someone a doofus before you ask for there protection :screwy: :p

That was in the past, John, move on already. :lol:

soon your ability to be on AF will be in the past :grinyes:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/-Davo/orly/NOTRLY.jpg

Well anyway, im changing my sig to a different one.. and just for the record, whenever someone looks back and they're like "Wth were they talking about?" here's the sig..

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/5890/tssig6ar.jpg

haha thats funny

puss, leave it in the sig

Why dont you use it in your sig then?

you're both pusses lol

What's the big deal?

What's the big deal?

Dave is calling me a pussy for making this sig.. having it on then taking it off because I made a new one.. so I told him to put it in his sig if he's such a big guy then, but obviously he hasnt so.. he's the real puss..

here's the sig.

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/5890/tssig6ar.jpg

Dave is calling me a pussy for making this sig.. having it on then taking it off because I made a new one.. so I told him to put it in his sig if he's such a big guy then, but obviously he hasnt so.. he's the real puss..

here's the sig.

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/5890/tssig6ar.jpg
That is a nice sig
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/ban.gif
I see this in your future Rally.

:lol: I saw the sig this morning and I couldn't stop laughing. Now I was going to see how long you kept it in your sig cause that would determine the length of time of your ban. :evillol: Since leaving it in your sig means that everywhere you post in AF it will show up and that would constitute a direct attack on a moderator, but since you took it off your sig then I'll let this one pass. Besides I did laugh my ass off and I think it was very ingenious on your part to come up with something tlike that.

oh by the way, Bite me dough boy.

TS out

Hells yeah, screw all you guys who wanted me banned. :thefinger

i agree, u pussy, you should've kept it in your sig! tho i also think i'm the only one that would've missed you had you gotten banned.

Oh so thats how it is huh Rally, You put it back in your sig. Well then, a week vacation for every minute you have it in your sig.

You just won...

http://www.santafemods.com/images/Other/ModBans/CongratsBanTrip.jpg

Have a nice 4 week vacation.

TS out

Dammit TS, you got to ban Rally twice and I didn't even get to once :banghead: . Thats it, next month when he comes back I am going to ban him for a additional month :iceslolan

that's not cool

lol, ts, you are going over board here, i know what your doing, you just keep banning us over and over again trying to rack up ban counts so you can pass john.

that's not coolWhats not cool? That I banned him for a day (yes a day , I wrote 4 weeks, but I did it for a day) or that he placed the image back in his sig after he took it off?

TS out

lol, ts, you are going over board here, i know what your doing, you just keep banning us over and over again trying to rack up ban counts so you can pass john.On the contrary, temporary bans do not count toward our infamous ban list, only permanent bans.

You can contribute to our list if you want, though. :evillol:

If that were the case, i would have banned you every other day. :smooch:


Now seriously, come on guys, if he did not put back that image in his sig, I would not ban him (for a day), if its kept in a post thats fine, but as a sig where it can be shown everwhere he posts, no way.

TS out

Whats not cool? That I banned him for a day (yes a day , I wrote 4 weeks, but I did it for a day) or that he placed the image back in his sig after he took it off?

TS out

lol, your not cool tuff guy, i vote your not allowed to ban any more camaro ppl.

Hey now :nono: , I claimed Viper as a ban like 6 months ago. When it comes time to ban him, that bitch is mine. If I have to mark my territory I will piss on his PC :iceslolan

Too late, I banned him the other day (by mistake) :p Hes not a virgen anymore. (That didn't sound right) :lol:

TS out

^ see that ts :p

Too late, I banned him the other day (by mistake) :p Hes not a virgen anymore. (That didn't sound right) :lol:

TS out

lol, yet another thing going wrong for ts, first his eyes, now his mind... dont you remember that 2 hour ban awhile back?

^ see that ts :pSee this...

http://santafemods.com/images/Other/ModBans/Ban_ViperStorm.JPG

:lol:

TS out

what about dave's sig then? it's only fair. (no offence to dave here)

See this...

http://santafemods.com/images/Other/ModBans/Ban_ViperStorm.JPG

:lol:

TS out

yea i see it, but thats no 5k post, john will hunt you down. :grinyes:

what about dave's sig then? it's only fair. (no offence to dave here)The difference between Rally and drvngstorm is that Dave only stays in the Camaro section (proof of that is his last 100 posts have all been in the Camaro section), Rally on the other hand goes everywhere like the post whore he is., and since he does go everywhere, his sig is seen by way more folks like in COT, Street Racing, etc.

I completely forgot about Daves sig though.

TS out

psst: hi

lol, i've been stripped of part of my sig... i feel naked...

okokokok... what the hell is going on with sig's???

i agree, u pussy, you should've kept it in your sig! tho i also think i'm the only one that would've missed you had you gotten banned.

yes you are the only one, that misses him... since he is gone again HA

he got :owned: again...

i miss rally too, this place is freakin boring without his antics.

Why don't you and rally get a friggin room :smooch:

come out and the room is just a puddle of blood...

Better have a boat on hand, that room could get filled fast if rally springs a leak.

hahahahahaha

HEy!! Check this!! My roomate showed this to me... Its not one of those screamin things... i hate those.... but if u close your eyes you would swear there is stuff floating around you.... it works best wit head phones... have fun...
http://www.2loop.com/hsound.html

jesus that's fucking wierd... its worse with your eyes open... cuz u keep looking where u think its going to be, but nothin is there... dude if i was high..

ok that kinda freaked me out... it sounded like a bug crawling up and down my back...

yea i know... i think it spose to be a guy with matches or somethin

Rally got banned again....Neener Neener Neener

someone should buy me a fully restored 1st gen :) im a good guy i deserve one. lol

i wish state farm would give me my money already, i hate driving around in a messed up car, i donno if it will be worth all the trouble to get it registered again tho :S

Banlandia :lol:

That's pretty damn funny.

doogin has....


Ive been restoring a 1972 zundapp dirtbike that was my dads. Even after sitting in a shed up north for over 22 years it cranked up and runs strong with all of the original parts. Gas was left in the tank so it was rusted up but I used some acid, coke, and bb's and cleaned it out a little and just run a little filter just in case. Anyways its just a little 125 cc motor but this thing screams!! My dad says that he used to enter the 250cc class motorcross races and he would beat everyone to the first corner. He backed off then because the first corner is usually where everyone crashes into each other.
Its got a 6 speed gear box too :) But im just so surprised that this bike is in almost perfect condition for being 34 years old. Those germans can really build stuff...

fun stuff though!

Banlandia :lol:

That's pretty damn funny.

I dont know bout u guys, but everytime i take a quick glance at "Banlandia" I keep thinking it says Bin Laden"
:uhoh:

yep, the two are synominous, Bin laden is banned from life with out haveing a set scope crosshairs trained on his ass.

yep, the two are synominous, Bin laden is banned from life with out haveing a set scope crosshairs trained on his ass.

O yeah! http://forums.aspeedracing.com/images/smilies/violent-smiley-007.gif

I cant believe that we still havent caught him though.

I cant believe that we still havent caught him though.
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Other/ModJokes/AFJokes/RallyReturns.jpg

:evillol:

TS out

Ofcourse.. I never left!

ummmm... ouch. TS, where'd you get that embarressingly bad picture of me???

ummmm... ouch. TS, where'd you get that embarressingly bad picture of me???

:lol: Come on, Jim we know you arent that fat.

:lol: Come on, Jim we know you arent that fat.
Hey I claim fame to the fatest AF member.....:banghead: :screwy:

Hey I claim fame to the fatest AF member.....:banghead: :screwy:

I dunno, Viper's pretty big too.

i've seen some damn big boys cruisin around in hondas before, i mean damn big... wether they are on AF idk...

what's everyone weigh honestly? i'm 6'4 and 220 lbs

5'11, 165

5'10 between 230-250 I really dont know. :lol:

But 666 where are those pics at man?

6'5 240... not fat

6'3 400 but dont look that big.
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Whoa you serious 400? Damn dude.. you dont look that big as stated above :lol:

yep

you should be a pro wrestler, they'd hire you on the spot.

you should be a pro wrestler, they'd hire you on the spot.
Hells no, I would not to that shit.

you should be a pro wrestler, they'd hire you on the spot.:lol: I can see it now,

Introducing WW Federation Champion Big Golden Medico :lol:

btw I'm 5.5 and 195 (trying to go down to 175, but I don't stop eating food) :banghead:

TS out

Wow, you dude's are heavy weights. I am 6' 185lb's

BTW- that pic is awesome TS.

What pic? I dont see anything :confused:

The one of you coming back dopey.

5'9" 150lb Trying to get up to ~160. Don't know if that will happen though...

Oh, yeah, it would be more realistic if I was white.

oh crap....i forgot about the pics rally....i've got to work til 10 tonight...so i'll pick the pics up tomorrow morning and post them

5'10" 170


Oh, took a crap this morning, 165 :D

5'10" 170


Oh, took a crap this morning, 165 :D

its been like 6 days since i've crapped....usually im around 210

Thats my weight loss program....just go take a dump....Im pretty sure you burn calories when you push...

im 175~180 and 6'

i've really gotta crap now....

EDIT: weight 212 after dump

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So I guess now, after getting a hummer from someone (a woman) you don't necessarily trust, as soon as she's done gettin a batch of baby batter in her mouth you should pinch her nose shut to make sure she swallows it???

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:lol: Come on, Jim we know you arent that fat.

Dude my fucking doctor called me obese... I almost knocked him out.

Seriously 5'10" ~ 195 - 205 depending on how many cokes I drink and M&M ice cream sandwiches I eat a given week.

6 years ago huh, I'll be back, gotta check the list of bars I went to downtown around then. And my 'did that chick already book'

aside from balls to the wall and of course kc, i think i'm the smallest so far

i'm the smallest

I'd edit that before John comes back after being kicked off crippled midget porn sites and has a field day.

aside from balls to the wall and of course kc, i think i'm the smallest so farI see that being sigged by someone real soon. :lol:

Dude my fucking doctor called me obese... I almost knocked him out.

Seriously 5'10" ~ 195 - 205 depending on how many cokes I drink and M&M ice cream sandwiches I eat a given week.

No.. im obese, you're above average. If you weighed like 10 pounds less you could goto the armed forces.. and they dont take people who are fat. So thats something to say.

Normally I do weigh about 10 pounds less, but lately... I just love those damned M&M Ice Cream Sandwiches too much.

you call that a banter every day in school i here ten times better. by the way what is a good American non mustang car to have as a first car. I personnaly love camaros

you call that a banter every day in school i here ten times better. by the way what is a good American non mustang car to have as a first car. I personnaly love camaros

Then whats the question? And yes this is banter, in school all you hear is nothing but drama and gossip, this is none of that and all the fun.

My brand new driver's license says 5'7 and that pisses me off, I grew atleast 3 inches since I've been driving. ....5'10 and 135lbs...I better EAT SOMETHING!!!!

Jesus man, you must be a twig.. I got a friend who is 5'10-11 and he weighs about 170-190.. all muscle and that guy looks skinny.

Joe Meade: At the tender age of 16 I hope your high school banter ain't all sex and drugs! Read the first banter thread and then tell us what you think. And this is joking / fun kind of stuff, too much smut and you get 86'd.

And to 2nd Rally, If you love Maros and hate Mustangs, then you've found the right place. What's a good first car... K1500 any year. That'll teach you how to drive, if you can parallel park and extended cab pickup in Philly then you can handle anything. Plus it'll keep you safe.

If your set on a maro then... have at it brother.

I'd edit that before John comes back after being kicked off crippled midget porn sites and has a field day.

nice... i didn't even realize the possibilities as i was typing it...

I know I don't look too skinny.

I think I'm gonna change my AF ID to JimsFat or Jim&EarlAreFat or 2FatAsses

Then you're average dude.. dont worry..

How about "Jims 454" or something like that.

5'9 185, last year was 215

Don't worry Dave you will never be the smallest as long as I'm around :disappoin

5'9 185, last year was 215

30 pounds in one year??? You salad eatin bastard. :grinyes:

Oh, btw. If memory serves me. Korndogg is like 5'11 and 135lb. So your not even the lightest per height.

Mr.Luos's breath smells like FormulaLT1's exhaust :thefinger
Your exhaust smells like beer?

Jesus man, you must be a twig.. I got a friend who is 5'10-11 and he weighs about 170-190.. all muscle and that guy looks skinny.

So you're saying 170 and 5'10 is a 'good' skinny. I'll keep that in mind. I know i know, i'm working on it, but It really helped when I worked at Lowes and then starting working on my own cars. It's a steady process.

btw that beer exhaust comment, I never saw that coming :grinno:

I guess so.. but he has a little bit of fat. I do though have a friend though who weighs 105 or so and he is pure muscle.. he has 0% body fat.

30 pounds in one year??? You salad eatin bastard. :grinyes:

I love salad, it's the main thing i eat. I actually lost 30lbs within a month cuz i got sick and wouldn't eat. from there on out i just kept eating healthy and still do to this day.

Well I guess I might as well as reply to my diss too..


Rally's breath smells like a case of low fat cheesecake (low fat doesn't mean eat a case lard ass :grinno: )


Yes it does, because why would it be low fat? Since it's low fat you gotta eat as much as it takes to equal one.. :D

Well I guess I might as well as reply to my diss too..

Yes it does, because why would it be low fat? Since it's low fat you gotta eat as much as it takes to equal one.. :D

RIGHT ON MY FAT BROTHER!!!! :thumbsup: :ylsuper: That's the way I see it.

5'8'' 200ish will be 180ish once summer rolls around again..... and salad is awesome.... thats all I ate last summer..... McDonalds Bacon Ranch Salad is where it's at....

I love salad, it's the main thing i eat. I actually lost 30lbs within a month cuz i got sick and wouldn't eat. from there on out i just kept eating healthy and still do to this day.

MEh... Salad's ok but I gotta eat 73 of them to get full.

5'8'' 200ish will be 180ish once summer rolls around again..... and salad is awesome.... thats all I ate last summer..... McDonalds Bacon Ranch Salad is where it's at....

Dude... F that... Cheesteak is where it's at. And I'm ont talking no damned McDonald's mustang road killed cheesesteak either.

I would eat salad but I just love meat.. and somehow the meat ends up between 2 buns and for some other damned reason it comes wrapped around a package that either says McDonalds or Jack In the Box on it.

i stopped eating fried food for so long that if I do now, my system rejects it.

Rally, it's a good thing you don't live near me. We'd be a couple of beer drinkin, burger eatin, fat-assed, maro driving slackers. Probably sit on lawn chairs a busy intersections, with a huge bag o cheesesteaks, doritos and a cooler of beer, casting aspersions at the top of our lungs (through half chewed cheesesteaks mind you) at any and all Ford that pass in front of us. After about 3 hours they'd have to get a crane to pull us out of there because 58 cheeseburgers has the nutritional value of a lump of dirt and I'd convince you that to get our RDA of proper vitamins and minerals....

i stopped eating fried food for so long that if I do now, my system rejects it.

Dude... even like... cheesesteaks??? How can you live without eating a cheesesteak???

We need to call in a priest and have your stomach exorcised.

I can tell you one thing, my stomach ever tries to reject a cheesesteak and I'm having it's ass removed.

Rally, it's a good thing you don't live near me. We'd be a couple of beer drinkin, burger eatin, fat-assed, maro driving slackers. Probably sit on lawn chairs a busy intersections, with a huge bag o cheesesteaks, doritos and a cooler of beer, casting aspersions at the top of our lungs (through half chewed cheesesteaks mind you) at any and all Ford that pass in front of us. After about 3 hours they'd have to get a crane to pull us out of there because 58 cheeseburgers has the nutritional value of a lump of dirt and I'd convince you that to get our RDA of proper vitamins and minerals....

:rofl: That made me almost spill my drink.

lol, i'd prolly implode if i ate one.

6'1 350 - 360 or so

philly cheese steaks are the best :)

wtf is cheese steak? i dunno....but im pretty sure i dont like it....and i think its funny rally said he likes the meat

Dude... even like... cheesesteaks??? How can you live without eating a cheesesteak???

We need to call in a priest and have your stomach exorcised.

I can tell you one thing, my stomach ever tries to reject a cheesesteak and I'm having it's ass removed.
Cheesesteaks around here are so effin dry! Pretty much all the cheese steaks ive had have made me gag for water

philly cheese steaks are the best :)

Can you believe Geno's stomach would not accept such a wonderful thing as a Philly cheesesteak??? We're gonna have to tie him up and force feed him cheesesteaks until his stomach straightens up and flies right. What the hell is wrong with that thing??? The Philly cheesesteak is like... all the food groups rolled into one, blessed by the pope, prescribed by the surgeon general, and the future of our society depends on it. Had God the chance to redo the whole apple tree thing, I am absolutely certain that he would have surrounded that friggin apple tree with tons of cheesesteaks and beer. We would no longer have the problems we do today. Adam and Eve would have set down, looked at the apple, laughed in unison and said... WTF???? and tossed it in the trash. Then they would have eaten like 34 cheesesteaks and drank a case of beer each, screwed like rabbits, told pull-my-finger type fart jokes and smoked and talked about Camaros and hummers until the wee hours of the morning. (Which come to think of it is probably the reason society is the way it is today... because women, after like a million years, still deny that they fart, even if you're the only onther person in the room).

Anyway ... Geno's stomach feels the need to be "different." I'll bet it might change it's mind if it knew there was a famous cheesesteak place name "GENO'S."

Man, my stomach gets all excited for just the left over cheese and grease on the damn paper they wrap 'em in.

it's a big slab of grease in between a grease soaked bun.

don't get me wrong, i've had them before, they're great, i'd just never dare eat one now.

i stopped eating fried food for so long that if I do now, my system rejects it.
I was like that this summer and I felt great... lost like 30 lbs.... I wish I stuck with that.... you could just look at junk food and it wouldnt even look appetizing

hmmm...i'm gonna be on the hunt for one tomorrow

I would too but I have no idea where they are sold.

I would too but I have no idea where they are sold.

me either...but if those fatties eat enough to get fat from them they must be good :dunno:

IMPORTANT: where sells cheese steaks?

Where? I think you mean who..

Well I dont know if I posted these before.. but if I did post em in the last banter thread im posting them again so tough luck :icon16:

This was when it sleeted in Texas.. a while back in December

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The last ones are kinda shaky because I was litterally slipping when I was taking the pic and trying to hurry up as well since the damn mall security guy was coming around and I didnt want the damn yellow light reflecting off the Monte Carlo.

Looks cold as hell to me

Yeah it was pretty cold that day.. I remember I had to yank my door open because it was stuck.

Don't worry Dave you will never be the smallest as long as I'm around :disappoin

you're right, i feel so much better now :icon16:

you're right, i feel so much better now :icon16:
Why don't you two just get a friggin room

there is no thrill in getting a room with a guy who has hamster sized genitals... LOL

there is no thrill in getting a room with a guy who has hamster sized genitals... LOL
Thats true...lol

Where? I think you mean who..

nvm....i dont want one anymore....my mom said that they have like visible fat in them....thats sooo gross

wtf is cheese steak? i dunno....but im pretty sure i dont like it....and i think its funny rally said he likes the meat

DUDE! You've NEVER heard of a cheesesteak???? And you're a cop???

You need to get out Kentucky more often. You buys make good whiskey, but you must eat mutton and gruel.

You had to have heard of a damned cheesesteak, didn't you go to college... and they didn't have them there???

Wait, you're next to Ohio / Cincinnati, right??? You guys must have that NASTY chili served over pasta....

You need to come to Philly and learn how to eat.

nvm....i dont want one anymore....my mom said that they have like visible fat in them....thats sooo gross

So... You've never eaten a steak that has a little fat in it??? Maybe Kentucky ain't that bad after all. If you get a cheesesteak that has huge lumps of fat in it, you're getting one from the wrong place.

FYI - Steak with NO fat whatsoever is called DOG FOOD. It's too tough to eat. That's why Veal is an extremely expensive meat - you Don't see 100 year old, skinny as a rail Bulls lined up at a slaughter house! Expensive meat is so because it takes more food and attention (thus higher costs) to produce a better grade of meat...

Great... Now I'm hungry again.

Oh and by the way... the only Place to get a REAL cheesesteak is Philly, NYC is a semi-close second... every place else totally sucks. Florida, South Carolina, Ohio, California, Montana, Wyoming, Vermont ... you guys wouldn't know a cheesesteak if it fell out of the sky on a golden platter when an ice cold Fosters sitting net to it. Joking but there's truth in it... They've actually done studies on it... The Philadelphia Cheeseteak is unrivaled.

thats gross...i hate eating fat....
rally here are the pics...sorry they are horrible...i dont know why the lighting sucked so bad, but here they are...i'll try again soon
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DUDE! You've NEVER heard of a cheesesteak???? And you're a cop???

You need to get out Kentucky more often. You buys make good whiskey, but you must eat mutton and gruel.

You had to have heard of a damned cheesesteak, didn't you go to college... and they didn't have them there???

Wait, you're next to Ohio / Cincinnati, right??? You guys must have that NASTY chili served over pasta....

You need to come to Philly and learn how to eat.

haha....at college all they have is giovannis....yeah im up near cincy....i hate chili......they sound good, just cant find one

lol, you dont see fat, its covered by the cheese and peppers and onions, and what ever else you might want on in

yeah but biting into the fat and it squishes between your teeth and is chewy and stringy.....eww...i wont eat ham cos you can see the fat in it....when i get a steak i get it cooked black, til it is like "dog food" lol....i cant stand the thought of food not being cooked completley and i cut all the fat off of everything....

Like I said... if you get a cheesesteak and there's lumps of fat and shit in it, you're in the wrong place... drop it and run!

Oh and for the record... Philly Cheesesteak is: Roll, Steak, Cheesewhiz, Fried Onions. Nothing else qualifies.

when i get a steak i get it cooked black, til it is like "dog food" lol....i cant stand the thought of food not being cooked completley and i cut all the fat off of everything....

Well you shouldn't eat under cooked meat anyway, but burnt kinda ruins the meat, might as well eat beefy jerky. Whenever I've gotten a "blackened" steak, it's still pink on the inside. Do you actually ask for a "burnt steak"???

And if you're a person that enjoys chewing on lumps of fat and gristle, then you're one sick bastard, you know? And you'll probably be dead in like 2 years... that shit will clog up an artery faster than dry-lock.

Heh, I hate fat in steaks and crap too.. but I dont like it black like the cop does.. I like it medium or whatever and yeah I dont eat the fat.

People, if you are bored.. THAT IS NOW A THING OF THE PAST. Thanks to our friend Igor, and me because I come from the COT part of the forum as your extension there..

Anyway have fun and try to beat my high scores! :D

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That is so awesome. I wonder if I can edit scores there :icon16:

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Thanks for f'ing up my studying AF!!

The best cheesesteak I've had is when I'm shooting a match or at the Olympic Training Center to train, they have some KICK ASS food there, and occasionally they are making cheesesteak's, omg, those are GOOOOOOD!

I just love meat.. and somehow the meat ends up between 2 buns.


eww

and if you have a Hooters nearby, then you have cheesesteaks nearby.

eww

This is coming from the guy who only likes to have his salad tossed with ranch dressing.. :grinno:

i wont eat at hooters....my ex girlfriends dad used to take me to hooters all the time and one time i got some fries and at the bottom was a chicken feather cooked in with the fries :/ soooo nasty......i'll make my girlfriend go eat there with me so i can get a cheese steak tho! and yep when i ask for a steak i ask for it burned! its gotta be brown all the way through, if it's not completley done i wont eat it!

Hooters is alright.. I would say its great because there's of course hot chicks there, but if you've seen one you seen em all.

Hooters is alright.. I would say its great because there's of course hot chicks there, but if you've seen one you seen em all.

yeah i agree......i like them all tho lol

Have you guys heard about the Michael Jackson special at McDonald's?














































It's a 40 year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.....lol

This is coming from the guy who only likes to have his salad tossed with ranch dressing.. :grinno:

ranch is gross, looks too much like man juice. fat free italian is the only thing for me.

Haha, Jeremy you just reminded me of a joke I heard while playing socom 3 online..

Alright it goes, What do Michael Jackson and JC Penny have in common? Young boy's pants are half off.

if big breasted women work at hooters, shouldn't 1 legged women work at ihop?

my mom only has one leg...ihop wouldnt hire her...she lost her leg in a freak sex act.......dont even ask...................but yay here's to one year at af! :cheers: :cheers:

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"Emergency workers rushed to treat the victims in a chaotic scene of gore, screams and shattered glass, with the black Nissan ZX still inside the clinic." stupid ricers......

They should burn that guy on a stake in the center of town.

Hooters is alright.. I would say its great because there's of course hot chicks there, but if you've seen one you seen em all.
you've got that all wrong.... once you've seen every one topless then maybe you could make that assumption

Wow, I'm out a few days sick and come back to see we have Games now. Wow. Now I'll never leave af. :lol:

TS out

you've got that all wrong.... once you've seen every one topless then maybe you could make that assumption

Well.. they dont go topless in hooters so I guess its off to the strip bars.

Well.. they dont go topless in hooters so I guess its off to the strip bars.
you must not be tipping good enough....