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GTP Dad
01-05-2006, 02:50 PM
Feel free to discuss anything you want that is non-technical in this thread. Have fun but be Nice!

BNaylor
01-05-2006, 03:34 PM
Feel free to discuss anything you want that is non-technical in this thread. Have fun but be Nice!

Thanks a bunch Lynn. You are truly a gentleman and scholar. The best Moderator on AF. Great idea for the GP forum and thanks for setting it up.

GTP Dad
01-05-2006, 06:32 PM
No problem Bob! I hope everyone has a good time. At least now there is someplace where other subjects besides Grand Prix's can be discussed!

wylie
01-05-2006, 06:42 PM
Gee Thanx.
This is starting to feel home :D

BNaylor
01-06-2006, 12:59 AM
How about those Texas Longhorns taking out USC 41-38 at the Rose Bowl?

Go Longhorns and job well done! :ylsuper:


The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live-long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night or early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn.


Oh, forgot congratulations to Penn State over Florida State at the Orange Bowl....26-23. :bigthumb:

BNaylor
01-06-2006, 01:53 AM
Gee Thanx.
This is starting to feel home :D


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Originally Posted by kustomkid54
We had a girl in Jr. high that was 6'2". No one would dance with her. No one but me. My ears never got cold!!!

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Well kids like me never grow up.
If you happen to be keeping your ears warm.
1. Blow
2. Shake head
3. Make noise like motor boat.
I've never met a woman that didn't like to play to.

Wylie, I tried that with my old lady and she didn't think it was funny. Oh well. :dunno:

wylie
01-06-2006, 09:17 AM
Quote:
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Originally Posted by kustomkid54
We had a girl in Jr. high that was 6'2". No one would dance with her. No one but me. My ears never got cold!!!

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Wylie, I tried that with my old lady and she didn't think it was funny. Oh well. :dunno:

It works best if shes bin drinking as well.
I've been hearing allot abut Texas lately, I'll be in San Antonio in March.

Heres a little story I read yesterday.

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They
actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It

takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park.

BNaylor
01-06-2006, 01:51 PM
It works best if shes bin drinking as well.
I've been hearing allot abut Texas lately, I'll be in San Antonio in March.

Interesting info on the Chili. San Antonio in March. Cool. I was there this past October. Son #2 graduated from Air Force basic training at Lackland AFB in San Antonio. Stayed a few days.

I took him to dinner at the Riverwalk downtown and we stuffed ourselves. Great steak and Mexican food. Good food there. Plus you can get the real good salsa, etc. not like that Paces junk. Of course, I can get the same here in El Paso.

Lots of sights like Riverwalk, Fiesta Texas, Sea World and the Alamo, etc.

Have fun and welcome to Texas partner!

wylie
01-06-2006, 02:08 PM
My hotel is on the River walk,I've been to the Alamo before how far is Sea World?
I'll probably play a little golf as well.
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I just looked at the map,your a long haul from there.
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richtazz
01-06-2006, 03:30 PM
I think Texas putting USC in their place was great. The Heisman voting should wait until after the Bowl games, as Great players do Great things in BIG games. If they did wait, Vince young would be the Heisman winner in my book. Nothing against Reggie Bush, but Vince Young schooled him on how to step up to an even higher level in a BIG game. On the salsa subject, I have a friend whose mom is from the Texas/Mexico border, and her salsa is the most awesome I've ever tasted. She says I'm the only "gringo" she knows that can eat her HOT salsa without crying like a baby. You don't stir this stuff with plastic utinsels, or you'll pull out a melted stub. Oh, and thank you Lynn, you rock for opening this thread for us. Rich

GTP Dad
01-06-2006, 03:45 PM
I always try to keep you folks happy Rich! By the way how about the Mountaineers beating Georgia! It's about time they won a bowl game, it has been a long time. I was also please dto see that Texas beat USC of course I really don't like any of the teams from the left coast. And Penn State also won their game. I live 45 miles from State College but I am not a Penn State fan. Oh well I guess it had to happen anyway they did have a decent team this year.

richtazz
01-06-2006, 03:58 PM
Being from Michigan, I was voting for all the Big Ten teams. The only one I had a problem rooting for was Ohio State, but since my ex-wife likes Notre Dame, it was easy. :evillol:

BNaylor
01-06-2006, 05:02 PM
My hotel is on the River walk,I've been to the Alamo before how far is Sea World?
I'll probably play a little golf as well.
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I just looked at the map,your a long haul from there.
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Good location. You will be central to most of San Antonio, especially to downtown and the Alamo. From where you are coming from you will probably feel very comfy in shorts. Winter in Texas is probably like your summer in Canada. Golf is great in SA and they have excellent golf courses. San Antonio is easy to get around but big. The 410 loop will take you in a circle around the whole city. Traffic can get pretty bad around rush hour and morning commute. It is laid out North to South and East to West, etc. SA Airport is in Northeast. Sea World is in west SA. Alamo Dome is Southeast. Lackland AFB Southwest. Fort Sam Houston Northeast.

To get to Sea World it will be around 15 miles one way from downtown. Just follow the green directions signs while on 410.

Yeah, as far as El Paso it is 585 miles one way. I make the trip in my Regal GS in under 7 hours with pit stops. Flight time on Southwest Airlines is under 1 hour 30 minutes.

It will probably be a very memorable experience for you.

wylie
01-06-2006, 09:31 PM
Good location. You will be central to most of San Antonio, especially to downtown and the Alamo. From where you are coming from you will probably feel very comfy in shorts. Winter in Texas is probably like your summer in Canada. Golf is great in SA and they have excellent golf courses. San Antonio is easy to get around but big. The 410 loop will take you in a circle around the whole city. Traffic can get pretty bad around rush hour and morning commute. It is laid out North to South and East to West, etc. SA Airport is in Northeast. Sea World is in west SA. Alamo Dome is Southeast. Lackland AFB Southwest. Fort Sam Houston Northeast.

To get to Sea World it will be around 15 miles one way from downtown. Just follow the green directions signs while on 410.

Yeah, as far as El Paso it is 585 miles one way. I make the trip in my Regal GS in under 7 hours with pit stops. Flight time on Southwest Airlines is under 1 hour 30 minutes.

It will probably be a very memorable experience for you.

Thanx, I was there a couple of years ago saw most the stuff,drank lots of margeretas I didn't know there was a Sea World I thought I might check that out.

BNaylor
01-07-2006, 10:26 AM
Thanx, I was there a couple of years ago saw most the stuff,drank lots of margeretas I didn't know there was a Sea World I thought I might check that out.

Wylie, here's the link to Sea World San Antonio. Season and hours are of operation is from March 4 to sometime in November only.

http://www.seaworld.com/seaworld/tx/default.aspx

I forgot you had mentioned you visited in the past. Have fun!

wylie
01-07-2006, 11:29 AM
Wylie, here's the link to Sea World San Antonio. Season and hours are of operation is from March 4 to sometime in November only.

http://www.seaworld.com/seaworld/tx/default.aspx

I forgot you had mentioned you visited in the past. Have fun!

You can bet on it
Thanx

BNaylor
01-08-2006, 12:07 PM
You can bet on it
Thanx

Maybe one of these days you can get to El Paso. The difference between El Paso and San Antonio is we have the real thing South of us......Mexico, actually right across the border. We get a lot of Canadian snowbirders from here all the way to Arizona and California. Can't miss that Maple Leaf decal.

Plus we have one of the largest, either number one or two, Harley dealerships in the US run by Sherman Barnett (Barnett Harley Davidson).

wylie
01-09-2006, 09:23 AM
Maybe one of these days you can get to El Paso. The difference between El Paso and San Antonio is we have the real thing South of us......Mexico, actually right across the border. We get a lot of Canadian snowbirders from here all the way to Arizona and California. Can't miss that Maple Leaf decal.

Plus we have one of the largest, either number one or two, Harley dealerships in the US run by Sherman Barnett (Barnett Harley Davidson).

I've been to Arizona,man it was hot I think my shoes were melting.
I'd to take the bike on a tour down around your area.
I watch a little bit of Last Man Standing on the weekend,there was a guy from Texas I thought it might be you.
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BNaylor
01-09-2006, 11:51 AM
I've been to Arizona,man it was hot I think my shoes were melting.
I'd to take the bike on a tour down around your area.
I watch a little bit of Last Man Standing on the weekend,there was a guy from Texas I thought it might be you.
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Last Man Standing....good flick. That was the one with Bruce Willis as John Smith. Which guy the Sheriff? :lol2:

Riding weather is really good around here unless the dust is blowing. I wouldn't mind riding with you as long as you don't mind having a Japanese sport bike on your side (Suzuki GXR-1000). My son won't need it for a while since he is being shipped off to Korea for a year.

richtazz
01-09-2006, 11:58 AM
Any Harley guy that has a problem riding next to a Jap bike better inspect his bike closely. Other than the frame and engine, most everything on a Harley is made overseas (ignition, rims, starter, alternator, seat, etc etc etc..... all Japanese), they're just assembled in the USA.

wylie
01-09-2006, 12:07 PM
Last Man Standing....good flick. That was the one with Bruce Willis as John Smith. Which guy the Sheriff? :lol2:

Riding weather is really good around here unless the dust is blowing. I wouldn't mind riding with you as long as you don't mind having a Japanese sport bike on your side (Suzuki GXR-1000). My son won't need it for a while since he is being shipped off to Korea for a year.

No it was this http://dirtrider.com/features/141_0511_ww_lms/
it was a replay from July now that I look at it was in Texas and a Texan won.
You should get in on the one this year.
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wylie
01-09-2006, 12:11 PM
Any Harley guy that has a problem riding next to a Jap bike better inspect his bike closely. Other than the frame and engine, most everything on a Harley is made overseas (ignition, rims, starter, alternator, seat, etc etc etc..... all Japanese), they're just assembled in the USA.

Ya I don't take that crap seriously I'll ride with anybody.
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BNaylor
01-09-2006, 12:23 PM
No it was this http://dirtrider.com/features/141_0511_ww_lms/
it was a replay from July now that I look at it was in Texas and a Texan won.
You should get in on the one this year.
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Oh that one...the hill climbing. I thought you were talking about the movie. lol.

Thats some rough riding. Normally you need a 4 stroke thumper. The one I keep track of other than the national moto and supercross races is the Tecate Baja 1000. That would be a great race to see. Two Honda XR650 dirt bikes took first and second this past November beating out all the 4 wheelers. A lot of street bikers attend the race. Good food, beer and women.

wylie
01-09-2006, 01:14 PM
Good food, beer and women.

OK you've talked me into it.
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BNaylor
01-10-2006, 10:43 AM
OK you've talked me into it.
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Deal.....I believe the next Tecate Baja 1000 race is November 2006.

BNaylor
01-13-2006, 01:15 AM
Haven't heard a word from her. Well she did call to ask how to get the trans unlock, when she forced it out of park. Told her I was never that dumb to do that.

I did tell her the right way. She ended up going to a tran place and paying $500.00. That's why I don't hear from her. She never even try to get it out. Dumb

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/24926-1f.jpg

Yeah that's typical. I guess she couldn't find the big button...lol. :lol:

Sounds like she got a great deal on the GTX anyways. It makes you wonder how much females get ripped off on auto repairs. But it is the other way around when you want something from them and then you wind up getting ripped off. :evillol:

04GTP-WhatLAG?
01-13-2006, 01:59 AM
i see you guys have been talking about Texas in this topic, I was in Dallas on New Years(flew out for the Cotton Bowl, Roll Tide!!!) and it was great...

Me and my brother went and had a blast...

Texas is one of those places I like to visit but wouldn't want to live there...

wylie
01-13-2006, 09:28 AM
Happy Friday guys.
Just a reminder to everybody to keep you security programs up to date.
I spent the hole day yesterday trying to clean one of these rootkit worms from one of our PCs.
its was called Spyware.Apropos.C now I've found it on two other machines.
I've never had so much trouble with any kind of bug before.
The scary part is it puts an installer program deep in the system driver directories so when you think your cleaning the bug from your system it actually leaves the installer
so when you reboot it installs its self all over again.
I was able to remove it but not with out damaging some system files so now I have to boot the thing three or four times before Windose fires up.
So be care full out there in cyber land.
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BNaylor
01-13-2006, 09:42 AM
Happy Friday guys.
Just a reminder to everybody to keep you security programs up to date.
I spent the hole day yesterday trying to clean one of these rootkit worms from one of our PCs.
its was called Spyware.Apropos.C now I've found it on two other machines.
I've never had so much trouble with any kind of bug before.
The scary part is it puts an installer program deep in the system driver directories so when you think your cleaning the bug from your system it actually leaves the installer
so when you reboot it installs its self all over again.
I was able to remove it but not with out damaging some system files so now I have to boot the thing three or four times before Windose fires up.
So be care full out there in cyber land.
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Yeah it is a real bummer Wylie. It is a shame when you have to run two antivirus programs and at least two anti-spyware and keep them up to date to detect the buggers. But all it takes is one to get through.

For Windows XP and 2000 systems that "system restore" function really comes in handy. You can go back in time to a date before the virus/worm/trojan horse kicked off. It works most of the time but not always.

TGIF

wylie
01-13-2006, 10:01 AM
Yeah it is a real bummer Wylie. It is a shame when you have to run two antivirus programs and at least two anti-spyware and keep them up to date to detect the buggers. But all it takes is one to get through.

For Windows XP and 2000 systems that "system restore" function really comes in handy. You can go back in time to a date before the virus/worm/trojan horse kicked off. It works most of the time but not always.

TGIF

TGIF right back at ya
This has bin a hell week for me I think I need a holiday.
sys restore didn't work in this case.
And our mail server is very secure, the research did yesterday and still doing today it looks like this thing comes from just hitting an infected web site.
its probably these guys a work looking at naked people.
The minds that write this stuff I'll never understand.
Smart enough to write a bug like this but not smart enough not to do it.
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BNaylor
01-13-2006, 10:16 AM
TGIF right back at ya
This has bin a hell week for me I think I need a holiday.
sys restore didn't work in this case.
And our mail server is very secure, the research did yesterday and still doing today it looks like this thing comes from just hitting an infected web site.
its probably these guys a work looking at naked people.
The minds that write this stuff I'll never understand.
Smart enough to write a bug like this but not smart enough not to do it.
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Yeah, we have a new employment policy. Anyone cruising the Net that gets a virus after visiting a porn site, etc. gets terminated from employment. But it most often does not happen because the idiots are managers or one of the VPs. lol.

For each department and division we have image CDs so it is easier and faster just to re-image the workstation and blast the old OS away. Just takes the Tech 30 minutes.

But keeping the systems safe is all part of IT duties and definitely job security. If I quit the whole enterprise would probably go down. It is nice to have some leverage when it is time for a pay raise.

wylie
01-13-2006, 10:34 AM
Yeah, we have a new employment policy. Anyone cruising the Net that gets a virus after visiting a porn site, etc. gets terminated from employment. But it most often does not happen because the idiots are managers or one of the VPs. lol.

For each department and division we have image CDs so it is easier and faster just to re-image the workstation and blast the old OS away. Just takes the Tech 30 minutes.

But keeping the systems safe is all part of IT duties and definitely job security. If I quit the whole enterprise would probably go down. It is nice to have some leverage when it is time for a pay raise.

I was told if I leave they'll have to kill me.
Not sure if they where joking or not.
Our file and mail servers are running Linux so that helps me sleep at night.
I'm going to try a system restore from disk see if that will restore the damaged system files.
If you have a link to and docs about creating an image CD I'd like to see them that would have saved my butt.
The infected PC controls the heating and security gates in one of our buildings it would be a real Fn pain if I have to wipe it out.
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BNaylor
01-13-2006, 11:07 AM
I was told if I leave they'll have to kill me.
Not sure if they where joking or not.
Our file and mail servers are running Linux so that helps me sleep at night.
I'm going to try a system restore from disk see if that will restore the damaged system files.
If you have a link to and docs about creating an image CD I'd like to see them that would have saved my butt.
The infected PC controls the heating and security gates in one of our buildings it would be a real Fn pain if I have to wipe it out.
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Try Norton Ghost v10. It supports FAT16, FAT16X, FAT32, FAT32X, NTFS, dynamic disks, Linux Ext2, Linux Ext3, and Linux swap partitions. Thats what we use.

After you get the PC back on the air and fully configured just run Ghost or similar. If it is on the network you can store the image on one of the file servers. Once that is done a maintenance image CD can be made from a workstation that has a CD Burner. Comes in handy because the Tech will have a CD to work with and the Systems Administrator will have the image for future reference. When the PCs on the manufacturing floor go down causing a loss of production we don't have much time to get them operational so it has come in real handy and looks like pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Good luck!

wylie
01-13-2006, 01:54 PM
Try Norton Ghost v10. It supports FAT16, FAT16X, FAT32, FAT32X, NTFS, dynamic disks, Linux Ext2, Linux Ext3, and Linux swap partitions. Thats what we use.

After you get the PC back on the air and fully configured just run Ghost or similar. If it is on the network you can store the image on one of the file servers. Once that is done a maintenance image CD can be made from a workstation that has a CD Burner. Comes in handy because the Tech will have a CD to work with and the Systems Administrator will have the image for future reference. When the PCs on the manufacturing floor go down causing a loss of production we don't have much time to get them operational so it has come in real handy and looks like pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Good luck!

Thanx bnaylor3400 : I found a fix tool for Apropos rootkits it worked like a charm.
Fixed the damaged registry as well.if you ever need it I've got it it wasn't one from symantec ether.
I've looked at ghost years ago I'll have to take another look.
Funny what you said about management,your right.
Good thing I use a Mac at home because if I had to go through this and not get paid I think I'd throw it in the trash.
Just be glad Bill Gates doesn't make cars.
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richtazz
01-13-2006, 05:23 PM
I think Gates works for GM, that's why we have so many ECM, BCM, PCM, VCM issues with our cars. :loser:

BNaylor
01-13-2006, 05:40 PM
I think Gates works for GM, that's why we have so many ECM, BCM, PCM, VCM issues with our cars. :loser:


lol. :lol2: Sounds more like laidoff engineers from Raytheon went to work for GM when the defense industry took a hit after the Cold War.

Also can't expect much when the parts are made in Mexico at Delphi.

wylie
01-13-2006, 08:38 PM
lol. :lol2: Sounds more like laidoff engineers from Raytheon went to work for GM when the defense industry took a hit after the Cold War.

Also can't expect much when the parts are made in Mexico at Delphi.

You get what you pay for
unfortunately we get what they pay for.*
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richtazz
01-14-2006, 10:04 AM
GM still hasn't put 2 and 2 together and figured out that their market share and quality control go down every time they lay off American workers and send those jobs to China and Mexico. Those workers can't afford a $50,000 SUV or $40,000 car at the $5 a day wage they earn. Anyone see much of a price decrease reflecting the cheaper labor? I thought not, but the executives bouses sure look nice. I live in Flint, MI where about 3,000 more jobs are about to be lost because of this Delphi mess. I almost choked when Miller asked the bankruptcy courts to free $90,000,000 so he could pay his execs (the people whose stupid decisions put them in bankruptcy in the first place) their bonuses while asking hourly workers to take a 66% pay cut and pay their own benefits to save money.

BNaylor
01-14-2006, 10:22 AM
GM still hasn't put 2 and 2 together and figured out that their market share and quality control go down every time they lay off American workers and send those jobs to China and Mexico. Those workers can't afford a $50,000 SUV or $40,000 car at the $5 a day wage they earn. Anyone see much of a price decrease reflecting the cheaper labor? I thought not, but the executives bouses sure look nice. I live in Flint, MI where about 3,000 more jobs are about to be lost because of this Delphi mess. I almost choked when Miller asked the bankruptcy courts to free $90,000,000 so he could pay his execs (the people whose stupid decisions put them in bankruptcy in the first place) their bonuses while asking hourly workers to take a 66% pay cut and pay their own benefits to save money.

We need to start holding the CEOs and executives of public corporations responsible for their actions. That includes criminal charges if necessary after a full audit and investigation. Plus open their butts up for civil litigation. The precedent has been set with the Enron debacle and others.

mike561
01-16-2006, 02:35 AM
im likein the new site layout by the way, if that hasnt been mentioned already.

wylie
01-16-2006, 10:12 AM
im likein the new site layout by the way, if that hasnt been mentioned already.

Very Nice, Thanx AF.
It seams to be a little faster as well.
Not sure about the powder blue though.
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BNaylor
01-16-2006, 12:22 PM
Very Nice, Thanx AF.
It seams to be a little faster as well.
Not sure about the powder blue though.
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I guess the new layout grows on you. But the color scheme leaves a lot to be desired. Too bad they don't offer skins or options to change the color. There are still some minor glitches like the smilies and the stars under the screen name but hopefully they will have it worked out soon.

richtazz
01-16-2006, 01:17 PM
I liked the old layout better, not as busy. The new lighter colors are NOT good, too bright. I think I may want some sunblock and shades, sheesh!!!

BNaylor
01-17-2006, 10:54 AM
I liked the old layout better, not as busy. The new lighter colors are NOT good, too bright. I think I may want some sunblock and shades, sheesh!!!

Sunglasses sounds like a good suggestion. I've got a 19" flat screen LCD display and the new colors are driving me crazy.

wylie
01-17-2006, 10:59 AM
Sunglasses sounds like a good suggestion. I've got a 19" flat screen LCD display and the new colors are driving me crazy.

I'm just worried about someone seeing my screen they may think I've switched teams.
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richtazz
01-17-2006, 01:41 PM
I was thinking the same thing Wylie, at least it's not pink!

BNaylor
01-17-2006, 01:50 PM
Are you guys implying that the new layout looks gay? :lol2:


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/lizzywiz/af.jpg

richtazz
01-17-2006, 02:14 PM
thtop thaying that Bob, you thilly boy! :lol:

richtazz
01-19-2006, 12:04 PM
AHHHH, back to the pleasant blue, much better, but I still liked the old layout better. At least I can put my sunglasses away so my co-workers quit looking at me like I'm :screwy: (er?).

BNaylor
01-19-2006, 12:09 PM
Plus the smilies and stars are working now. :bigthumb:

wylie
01-19-2006, 12:53 PM
Great now we can back to business.
Seen any good movies lately?

BNaylor
01-19-2006, 03:13 PM
Great now we can back to business.
Seen any good movies lately?

Not that I am plugging it but checkout "Glory Road". It's about how a small jerkwater college known as Texas Western College (TWC) now University of Texas at El Paso (UTEP) pulled off the 1966 NCAA Basketball Championship title under the "Bear" Coach Don Haskins. The complete starting lineup was African-American. They even have Mariachis playing in the movie which was a bunch of BS back then. It never happened. Hollywood had to spruce it up or otherwise it would be boring as hell.

BTW - Even in El Paso up to the early 60s anyone other than White had to go to the back of the bus. My mother is Korean and a local bus driver would not move until she went to the back of the bus. My father got very upset and came very close to beating the living daylights out of the bus driver. He settled it by pointing to his combat ribbons from the Korean War on his Army uniform which he was wearing at the time and mentioned something about whether he wanted to live or die. The bus driver got the message and let her sit up front with my father.

My mother's hero is Reverend Martin Luther King.

wylie
01-19-2006, 04:30 PM
Just imagine how backwards it be if we never had people like MLK or Rosa Parks.
But speaking of the King you should see this one http://www.bubbahotep.com/
its an of the wall Horror comedy about Elvis I thought it was pretty funny.

I'm going to look at Glory Road.
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BNaylor
01-19-2006, 04:51 PM
Just imagine how backwards it be if we never had people like MLK or Rosa Parks.
But speaking of the King you should see this one http://www.bubbahotep.com/
its an of the wall Horror comedy about Elvis I thought it was pretty funny.

I'm going to look at Glory Road.
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I'll check it out Wylie.

BTW - Have you guys noticed on the new layout you can rate posts. I rated the Off-Topic thread 5 stars. Just for everyone's info.

wylie
01-19-2006, 05:05 PM
Cool I just gave it 5.
I've noticed a huge speed improvement I wonder if they put us on a new server or something.
also I logged onto the home page from the studio the other night, I was working with someone that had some car trouble and this full production quicktime car add popped up it was pretty impressive so maybe there making money.

richtazz
01-20-2006, 08:17 AM
If Glory Road is anything like Coach Carter, it will be a movie worth seeing. I hope it sticks to the facts and doesn't get too racial. Coach Carter did a good job of portraying it's characters as underpriveleged and flawed because of it, not oppressed for no fault of their own. I like a good movie, but I hate being subtly preached to.

BNaylor
01-20-2006, 05:12 PM
If Glory Road is anything like Coach Carter, it will be a movie worth seeing. I hope it sticks to the facts and doesn't get too racial. Coach Carter did a good job of portraying it's characters as underpriveleged and flawed because of it, not oppressed for no fault of their own. I like a good movie, but I hate being subtly preached to.

Actually it depicts racism in America circa 1966 and the hard road or uphill battle the team under Coach Haskins underwent so it is classified as an anti-racism movie. It was timed to be released right before Martin Luther King Day. Some of the Southern coaches in the opposing teams are depicted as racists. Supposedly what Haskins did by having an all black starting lineup is change basketball sports history and set the stage for the NCAA and NBA as we know it today. If you want my opinion they stereotyped El Paso and Texas Western College. Ben Affleck was supposed to play Haskins but bailed out and Josh Lucas took over. Film was produced by Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer directed it. Nonetheless it is a movie a lot of people can relate to especially growing up during that timeframe.

In real life the black players hated Coach Haskins but the movie massages that a little. And the Mariachi scene greeting the players at the college was a bunch of BS. It never happened. It was number one in box office sales last time I checked but IMO it is worth watching.

Synopsis:

This movie is without a doubt one of the best basketball movies ever made. Period. But, how many basketball films are there? Glory Road can best be compared to Remember the Titans, as the story is similar, and even the plot structures parallel. Like Remember the Titans, the key issue of the film is racism, and the film had every person on their feet by the end when I saw it. Bruckheimer, a decent director, does a good job of painting the opponents as racists and the Texas Western team as the shining light in the darkness. And, he does a very convincing job. However, the inclusion of a black player on KU's starting line-up is glossed over, and Kentucky's coach, Adolph Rupp, is portrayed as merely a prejudiced old man, disregarding his place as the 2nd all-time winningest coach in the NCAA. Bruckheimer's greatest strength in this film comes from the performance of Josh Lucas, who does an excellent job of portraying Coach Haskins. The in-game sequences are good, but definitely could have been greater. There are definitely some great shots, and the editing is also quite well done. This film also has an excellent message for viewers, and is one of the best anti-racism movies I've seen. The fear felt by team mates is easily transferable across the screen to the audiences. This film is also extremely uplifting. For basketball players and other athletes, it's easily to relate to the members of the Texas Western team. This is definitely a film anyone should go out and see some weekend, or rent for an open night.

richtazz
01-20-2006, 05:29 PM
I agree the racism in the south was horrible. Many people are ignorant and can't look past a person's skin color. The people that fought it were very brave, most people don't know how brave they actually were. Hollywood, of course, has to spruce it up, and make it historically inaccurate. That's where I have a problem. If they want to make a movie depicting exactly what these equal rights pioneers endured, then leave the sprucing to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Have you seen GLory Days Bob? It does look like a good movie.

BNaylor
01-21-2006, 10:39 AM
I agree the racism in the south was horrible. Many people are ignorant and can't look past a person's skin color. The people that fought it were very brave, most people don't know how brave they actually were. Hollywood, of course, has to spruce it up, and make it historically inaccurate. That's where I have a problem. If they want to make a movie depicting exactly what these equal rights pioneers endured, then leave the sprucing to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Have you seen GLory Days Bob? It does look like a good movie.

Did you mean Glory Road? Yes I saw it. The whole town went crazy. The lines were long. Funny thing is they did not film any of it here in El Paso but the background scenes are correct.

kustomkid54
01-22-2006, 01:31 PM
Being from Michigan, I went to Ohio State. Received my Master in 1971. Michigan is a good school, but I had the money to go to a great school.



Being from Michigan, I was voting for all the Big Ten teams. The only one I had a problem rooting for was Ohio State, but since my ex-wife likes Notre Dame, it was easy. :evillol:

BNaylor
01-22-2006, 09:43 PM
Well it looks like Superbowl XL in Detroit, MI will be Seattle v. Pittsburgh.

Denver looked terrible. I predict Seahawks over Steelers by 10 points.

kustomkid54
01-22-2006, 11:55 PM
I think Seattle will win, but I think by 14.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/v4p3r6hae2m.jpg

Well it looks like Superbowl XL in Detroit, MI will be Seattle v. Pittsburgh.

Denver looked terrible. I predict Seahawks over Steelers by 10 points.

richtazz
01-23-2006, 10:20 AM
Anyone want to give me those points? I think Pittsburgh can shut the Seahawks Down. Pittsburgh 24, Seattle 14

BNaylor
01-23-2006, 12:17 PM
According to the sports experts the Steelers are favored by 3 -4 points over the Seahawks. Both teams seem evenly matched but I would debate that because the positive in favor of Pittsburgh is based on their history and prior Super Bowl wins more than the actual record. Seattle was #1 seed and Pittsburgh was # 6 working it's way up. The Seahawks are the underdogs and have more to gain from a win compared to Pittsburgh. If it weren't for the "Bus" Bettis the Steelers would probably not have made it that far.

Either way it should be a great Super Bowl. Time to stock up on on plenty of beer and snacks.

richtazz
01-23-2006, 03:24 PM
I agree with you Bob, it's gonna be a great game. Finally the game will exceed the commercials if it plays out like it should. Both teams have solid offenses, great coaching, and I think the tenacity of Pittsburgh's defense will be the difference. I would hesitate to bet the farm , because Hasselbeck and Anderson are quite an offensive threat, and they make everyone around them better too. Pittsburgh went flat for a couple of games in the middle of the season, and only lost their division by a tie breaker, so the whole #6 seed is really a technicality.

BNaylor
01-23-2006, 05:16 PM
I agree with you Bob, it's gonna be a great game. Finally the game will exceed the commercials if it plays out like it should. Both teams have solid offenses, great coaching, and I think the tenacity of Pittsburgh's defense will be the difference. I would hesitate to bet the farm , because Hasselbeck and Anderson are quite an offensive threat, and they make everyone around them better too. Pittsburgh went flat for a couple of games in the middle of the season, and only lost their division by a tie breaker, so the whole #6 seed is really a technicality.

Actually, I was glad to see the Steelers earn the AFC title. Best part was ruining the Patriots so called Dynasty. Things were a little rough for Pittsburgh because Roethlisberger had the injury problem with his hands.

What would be nice to figure out what the final score will be along with points spread or even scores at the end of each quarter and head to Las Vegas and see if any money can be made. They've got the whole Super Bowl dissected for betting.

Based on post season statistics the Seahawks are looking good offensively.

Pittsburgh Post Season Stats:
Team Down Stats 1st Down 3rd Down 4th Down
YDS RUSH PASS PTS TOT RUSH PASS PEN MADE ATT PCT MADE ATT PCT
Offensive 322 139 183 24 297 120 144 33 68 192 35.4 5 12 41.7

Seattle Post Season Stats:
Team Down Stats 1st Down 3rd Down 4th Down
YDS RUSH PASS PTS TOT RUSH PASS PEN MADE ATT PCT MADE ATT PCT
Offensive 370 154 216 28 361 142 192 27 76 192 39.6 7 8 87.5

ern2112
01-23-2006, 05:37 PM
Takin the hawks too.....don't if it will be by 10.....but...I think they can do it. WIll be sorry to see Bettis not get the ring if this holds true...he is out after this....you can be sure of that. Either way....watch them pass....cause aint no one gonna be runnin' that day!! LOL

kustomkid54
01-23-2006, 06:47 PM
Hey I hear you can buy this Vette for a good price. How about it, anyone?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/xc6hggyw3auf6r482ksj.jpg

BNaylor
01-23-2006, 09:27 PM
Hey I hear you can buy this Vette for a good price. How about it, anyone?

That is sad Jim. Notice how the fiberglass shatters. I wonder what happened to the driver. Even if he ducked I don't think that would have helped. Kind of reminds me of the Jane Mansfield accident where she was decapitated after running into a 18 wheeler.

Looks like there is nothing to salvage except the rear wheel. :shakehead

kustomkid54
01-23-2006, 09:36 PM
If you look close, isn't that the drivers arm? I think it is!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/pic19791.jpg

That is sad Jim. Notice how the fiberglass shatters. I wonder what happened to the driver. Even if he ducked I don't think that would have helped. Kind of reminds me of the Jane Mansfield accident where she was decapitated after running into a 18 wheeler.

Looks like there is nothing to salvage except the rear wheel. :shakehead

wylie
01-24-2006, 08:37 AM
Don't tell me !
She was standing on the side of the road when the accident occurred.

BNaylor
01-24-2006, 09:18 AM
Don't tell me !
She was standing on the side of the road when the accident occurred.

Yes, she would be a deadly distraction. Sad part is the Corvette has the best brakes of any American made car. He must have been hauling ass and had his head up it to rear end an 18 wheeler like that.

BTW - It does look like an arm if you look back at the driver's side door opening.

kustomkid54
01-24-2006, 11:44 AM
That woman isn't anything. I've been married to her for a longtime.

As far as that Vette went under that truck, you have to wonder is he even hit the brakes. The only marks you is is about 6" long. that would have happened when the car stpped.








Yes, she would be a deadly distraction. Sad part is the Corvette has the best brakes of any American made car. He must have been hauling ass and had his head up it to rear end an 18 wheeler like that.

BTW - It does look like an arm if you look back at the driver's side door opening.

wylie
01-24-2006, 11:56 AM
Well plus the truck isn't even on the road
Fell asleep or drunk or both I'll bet.

Kid if you would like a break I'll look after her for a while.

kustomkid54
01-24-2006, 12:18 PM
When ever I go away from her, she tracks me down and crys that I left her. then she has to know who I've been with. SOS, sometime it's not worth it.
Plus she always wants me to wear a tie.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/102329PUWt_w.jpg






Well plus the truck isn't even on the road
Fell asleep or drunk or both I'll bet.

Kid if you would like a break I'll look after her for a while.

richtazz
01-24-2006, 05:01 PM
That sure looks like an arm, and there was probably either a Milwaukee's best or cell phone in it just before impact. Look at the back of the trailer near the left door latch, I believe that red spot is where his head hit. Now the girl, all I can say is two things. The guy part of me says "YUMMY", the practical side says "chiropractors dream". Jim, I'd wear a tu-tu if she wanted me to, sheesh!!!!

kustomkid54
01-24-2006, 09:48 PM
The tu-tu isn't the trouble. It was she only likes it once a day. NOT ENOUGH.
I didn't see the arm, or I never would have posted it. Sorry



That sure looks like an arm, and there was probably either a Milwaukee's best or cell phone in it just before impact. Look at the back of the trailer near the left door latch, I believe that red spot is where his head hit. Now the girl, all I can say is two things. The guy part of me says "YUMMY", the practical side says "chiropractors dream". Jim, I'd wear a tu-tu if she wanted me to, sheesh!!!!

BNaylor
01-25-2006, 08:13 AM
I was surprised to see it wasn't more gory like more blood all over. What a way to go. You can have the best car made but if you can't drive it right or drive defensively or prudently I guess you are out there.

wylie
01-25-2006, 09:45 AM
I don't think theres anything wrong with posting that pic,it doesn't hurt to remind us that you can die in a crash if your not carefull.
A cappy was killed here last night http://www.cbc.ca/toronto/story/to_race20060125.html
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BNaylor
01-25-2006, 11:01 AM
I don't think theres anything wrong with posting that pic,it doesn't hurt to remind us that you can die in a crash if your not carefull.
A cappy was killed here last night http://www.cbc.ca/toronto/story/to_race20060125.html
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Hey Wylie, I heard you guys up North have a new political climate with a new PM - Harper and a conservative majority. Question for you. What exactly is a Canadian Conservative versus Liberal who were in power for the last 13 years?

I heard someone say that Canadian Conservatives are similar to Liberal Republicans in the US. Sounds like an oxymoron to me. I've never heard of a Liberal Republican.....just right wing or moderate.

I figured we might as well talk politics as long as we don't piss each other off. We've already discussed beer, women, cars and vacation. lol. :lol:

wylie
01-25-2006, 02:51 PM
Funny politics does piss me off.
We pay way to much Fn taxes up here,we just elected a new gov and now I think they go on holidays for a few months.
Apparently the Conservatives are less corrupt than the Liberals and want to give the gays less rights, anti abortion and stuff like that.
Hopefully they'll quit making criminals out of people that smoke weed and lower the price of beer.
This Harper clown is bum buddies with Bush so who knows what going to happen now.
I know Bush is trying to get control over the internet now.

Wait a minute what's with those black helicopters flying out side my window.

richtazz
01-25-2006, 03:36 PM
A Liberal Republican???? That is the text book definition of an oxymoron if ever I heard one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The way I look at it, it doesn't matter what party you believe in/vote for. If you're a common man, you're screwed. I still vote, but sometimes I feel like I'm picking whether to get shot in the head with a Shotgun or 44 Mag. Definitely different, but same end result, neither good.

BNaylor
01-25-2006, 05:24 PM
Funny politics does piss me off.
We pay way to much Fn taxes up here,we just elected a new gov and now I think they go on holidays for a few months.
Apparently the Conservatives are less corrupt than the Liberals and want to give the gays less rights, anti abortion and stuff like that.
Hopefully they'll quit making criminals out of people that smoke weed and lower the price of beer.
This Harper clown is bum buddies with Bush so who knows what going to happen now.
I know Bush is trying to get control over the internet now.

Wait a minute what's with those black helicopters flying out side my window.

Yeah, sounds like politics as usual. What about that Quebec separatist movement? Last time a state tried to succeed from the union we had a civil war.

On Bush, he is the last of my worries. I worry more about local law enforcement trying to impound my car because it looks fast or is fast or some idiot city council that makes it mandatory that I spend money on a pet implant chip in the event my pet gets lost all because other idiots lose their pets. We may not pay as much taxes as you guys up North but they get us subtly in other ways. Two things are a fact in life - taxes and death.

wylie
01-26-2006, 09:36 AM
What about that Quebec separatist movement? Last time a state tried to succeed from the union we had a civil war.

Wow your pretty knowledgeable for a southerner.
That separatist thing makes no sense to me our tax money goes to support a party to commit treason.??? go figure.
I here ya about the pet thing I have to buy a licence for my buddy every year so he can prove hes a dog.
http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9270/mvc003s2gn.jpg

richtazz
01-26-2006, 10:05 AM
I voluntarily chipped my dogs, simply because if they do escape, or someone steals them, I can prove they are mine. For the Gov't to require it is absurd. It goes back to my issue that the government seems to think it has to protect us from our own stupidity. A perfect example is the brake trans shift interlock switch on our cars. Was it so common for morons to put their cars in gear without pushing the brake pedal and then crashing that the Gov't had to mandate a BTSI? Part of it is to keep small children from putting the car in gear, but what are they doing in the car unsupervised in the first place?!?! Sheesh, when will people start taking responsibility for their own actions.

BNaylor
01-26-2006, 10:42 AM
I voluntarily chipped my dogs, simply because if they do escape, or someone steals them, I can prove they are mine. For the Gov't to require it is absurd. It goes back to my issue that the government seems to think it has to protect us from our own stupidity. A perfect example is the brake trans shift interlock switch on our cars. Was it so common for morons to put their cars in gear without pushing the brake pedal and then crashing that the Gov't had to mandate a BTSI? Part of it is to keep small children from putting the car in gear, but what are they doing in the car unsupervised in the first place?!?! Sheesh, when will people start taking responsibility for their own actions.

Voluntary is one thing but government mandated is another. In my county we are already required to do the annual registration and rabies vacs which includes ID in the form of the metal tags. But the mandatory chip implant effective April 1, 2006 for us is just the tip of the iceberg. In addition, Animal Control will be able to canvas neighborhoods, knock on your door, and even look in your backyard to check for compliance. Non compliance will be a $2000 fine per animal which includes dogs, cats, and ferrets.

This is all because of stupid people. People that obey and comply with existing laws are paying the price. As far as I am concerned it is unequal treatment under the US Constitution. Where are poor people and the elderly on fixed incomes gonna get the money to comply?

That is the problem with living in one of the only remaining liberal counties in Texas. Also, it seems like a back door approach to getting more revenue (taxes).

The other big issue is red light cameras at major intersections. That stupid ordinance was just passed but being held up so the Texas Attorrney General can review the local law for constitutionality. I am all for red light cameras if it will save lives but research has shown just the opposite is true. Washington DC is a prime example of red light camera failure. After cameras were installed there the death toll at intersections went up not down.

Where will it end? :dunno:

wylie
01-26-2006, 10:43 AM
Hey richtazz: I see your in Michigan I guess your getting this crazy weather there as well?
Its suppose to get warm again tomorrow.

BNaylor
01-26-2006, 11:06 AM
Wow your pretty knowledgeable for a southerner.
That separatist thing makes no sense to me our tax money goes to support a party to commit treason.??? go figure.
I here ya about the pet thing I have to buy a licence for my buddy every year so he can prove hes a dog.
http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9270/mvc003s2gn.jpg

Hey Wylie, we have to know about you guys as much as you know about us just in case you all decide to invade us.....lol. :lol2:

Cute dog. Here's mine. Great Dane and Shepard mix. He sleeps in the bottom bunk bed since my boys grew up and left home. Plus he is neutered...another law I had to comply with. :shakehead

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/lizzywiz/rex1.jpg

kustomkid54
01-26-2006, 11:21 AM
Richtazz, I'll be in Michigan in March. Everyone says I'm nuts. Leaveing Florida to go there in March. But going to see family but mainly for the food. No place in the US has the food that Michigan has. I'v been in 49 of 50 states. And Michigan has to be the best.
When I got sick, I lost 100 pounds in 30 days. Now I'm having a hard time getting any of it back. I'm hoping to get about 20 pounds of it back in a week.:wave:






Hey richtazz: I see your in Michigan I guess your getting this crazy weather there as well?
Its suppose to get warm again tomorrow.

wylie
01-26-2006, 11:35 AM
Richtazz, I'll be in Michigan in March. Everyone says I'm nuts. Leaveing Florida to go there in March. But going to see family but mainly for the food. No place in the US has the food that Michigan has. I'v been in 49 of 50 states. And Michigan has to be the best.
When I got sick, I lost 100 pounds in 30 days. Now I'm having a hard time getting any of it back. I'm hoping to get about 20 pounds of it back in a week.:wave:

I sounds like your back on your feet again Kid thats great.
I've drove through Michigan going to Florida never stopped there.

bnalyor: I was trying to tag that link to my dog but I couldn't get it to work
How'd you do that? I was trying

Thats what I thought I was doing,one of those days I guess.
Thanx

BNaylor
01-26-2006, 11:50 AM
bnalyor: I was trying to tag that link to my dog but I couldn't get it to work How'd you do that? I was trying

Wylie, just put the IMG command before the link and after in brackets like below.

richtazz
01-26-2006, 12:23 PM
I'll post pics of my two dogs when I get home. One is a 120lb Rott mix, the other a Husky/Shepard mix. The way they dig DEEP holes and eat loose sticks in the yard, I think they're a rare breed of chinese beaver dog. We are also required to get yearly vaccinations and licenses, but cats are not. My next door neighbor has about 15 cats, and they've turned wild (granted, she's 80), but they got in my yard and my dogs killed a couple of them. She wanted me to pay to bury them???? I told her sorry, but they got in my yard, so it's not my fault. I felt bad, because I have cats too, but it wasn't my fault her animals got in my yard and the dogs won. Her cats constantly get in my garbage, but I don't complain to her, I just clean it up.

richtazz
01-26-2006, 12:25 PM
Hey Jim, where in Michigan you gonna be? I'm in the Flint area. I'll buy the at least the first round.

wylie
01-26-2006, 01:01 PM
I'll post pics of my two dogs when I get home. One is a 120lb Rott mix, the other a Husky/Shepard mix. The way they dig DEEP holes and eat loose sticks in the yard, I think they're a rare breed of chinese beaver dog. We are also required to get yearly vaccinations and licenses, but cats are not. My next door neighbor has about 15 cats, and they've turned wild (granted, she's 80), but they got in my yard and my dogs killed a couple of them. She wanted me to pay to bury them???? I told her sorry, but they got in my yard, so it's not my fault. I felt bad, because I have cats too, but it wasn't my fault her animals got in my yard and the dogs won. Her cats constantly get in my garbage, but I don't complain to her, I just clean it up.

Ya hear so many stories about these old cat ladys I don't know why they would want so many.
My dog's a digger to he built a basement in his dog house that got so big the house caved in.
I had the farmer next door come over with his plow to full it back in and my dog had the hole thing dug again in two days.
No sticks though hes a tennis ball nut.

BNaylor
01-26-2006, 02:48 PM
I'll post pics of my two dogs when I get home. One is a 120lb Rott mix, the other a Husky/Shepard mix. The way they dig DEEP holes and eat loose sticks in the yard, I think they're a rare breed of chinese beaver dog. We are also required to get yearly vaccinations and licenses, but cats are not. My next door neighbor has about 15 cats, and they've turned wild (granted, she's 80), but they got in my yard and my dogs killed a couple of them. She wanted me to pay to bury them???? I told her sorry, but they got in my yard, so it's not my fault. I felt bad, because I have cats too, but it wasn't my fault her animals got in my yard and the dogs won. Her cats constantly get in my garbage, but I don't complain to her, I just clean it up.

That would be nice Rich. Since you seem to be a Rottweiler fan here is a pic of my beloved Robby Bear. AKC and 185 lbs. His father was an AKC Champion at 205 lbs. He was a special Rottweiler bred to be big not smaller like the trend. He passed away last year at 10 years old. Big dogs don't live that long. I had him cremated and keep his ashes. He will be buried with me when I kick the bucket. Man, I loved that dog. Very intelligent. He could swallow Cats whole. No B.S.! Rex my Great Dane mix and him worked together as a team. They would corner a CAT in the back yard and then teach it a lesson. I had to pull the Cat out of Robby's mouth before he swallowed it.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/lizzywiz/robby2.jpg

richtazz
01-26-2006, 05:14 PM
Beautiful dog Bob, mine is still growing, he's only 19 mos old, but I don't think he'll get that big. He's a lover, hell he's afraid of our cats, the big wuss. My Shepard/Husky is the everythingkiller. If it isn't a human, or Dozer (the Rott) and gets in my back yard, Angus (the Husky/Shepard) will kill it. It's funny too, because if he comes in the house (he prefers it outside), he plays with our cats, and he's very gentle and loving to all people, just not critters in HIS yard. IT's funny how attached we get to our animals, but I'm the same way.

kustomkid54
01-26-2006, 08:33 PM
Why do you think it's funny? People get attached to their kids. Dogs are easier.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/post-9-1113606325.jpg

QUOTE=richtazz]Beautiful dog Bob, mine is still growing, he's only 19 mos old, but I don't think he'll get that big. He's a lover, hell he's afraid of our cats, the big wuss. My Shepard/Husky is the everythingkiller. If it isn't a human, or Dozer (the Rott) and gets in my back yard, Angus (the Husky/Shepard) will kill it. It's funny too, because if he comes in the house (he prefers it outside), he plays with our cats, and he's very gentle and loving to all people, just not critters in HIS yard. IT's funny how attached we get to our animals, but I'm the same way.[/QUOTE]

BNaylor
01-27-2006, 01:26 AM
IMO dogs are the best pets. Man's best friend. At least you can talk to them and they seem to understand. Their loyalty is next to none. Whatever command I issue he listens and follows. Our cat could care less and had it's own mind. I was glad to get rid of it.

You get very attached to your pets and it is rough when they pass away.




"Fido, how does it feel when you sit on sandpaper?" Ruff!!!!

wylie
01-27-2006, 09:17 AM
"Fido, how does it feel when you sit on sandpaper?" Ruff!!!!

What do call a dog with steel balls and no back legs? "Sparkie"

I don't know what I do with out mine not only is he the happiest funniest dog in the world I don't have to worry about trespassers.
Favorite things 1.tennis balls 2.Riding around in the GP like hes human.

richtazz
01-27-2006, 12:35 PM
My two fight over which window to stick their heads out of. They fill up the back seat pretty well. We can't even spell out "r-i-d-e i-n t-h-e c-a-r", or Dozer is up your butt until he get's to go. We have resorted to saying "partake in an automotive journey" to keep is big butt from running you over to get to the car first. I opened the sunroof once, but Dozer will break my center console trying to stick his head out there. I even have to pull the shade across, because if he sees the glass, he want's to poke his head out. And just so you know, I agree about getting attached to animals. When my Border Collie Kirby died a few years back, I was a wreck for a couple of weeks, DAMN I miss that dog!!!

BNaylor
01-27-2006, 01:40 PM
My two fight over which window to stick their heads out of. They fill up the back seat pretty well. We can't even spell out "r-i-d-e i-n t-h-e c-a-r", or Dozer is up your butt until he get's to go. We have resorted to saying "partake in an automotive journey" to keep is big butt from running you over to get to the car first. I opened the sunroof once, but Dozer will break my center console trying to stick his head out there. I even have to pull the shade across, because if he sees the glass, he want's to poke his head out. And just so you know, I agree about getting attached to animals. When my Border Collie Kirby died a few years back, I was a wreck for a couple of weeks, DAMN I miss that dog!!!

Interesting you bring that up Rich. Dogs love car or truck rides. All I have to say to Rex is "Lets go bye bye.......vroom vroom" and he beats me out the door to the garage. They make for nice foot warmers too. lol. :lol:

jimmyv-21
01-27-2006, 01:44 PM
not only mans best friend but sometimes the best protecter too. growing up for me it was a beagle. once my neighbors 2 chows and 1 doberman, all three a couple of years older and much 30- 40 lbs heavier, came in our yard. my little sister went screaming into the house, and out came the dog. he took on all three dogs at once with me standing there holding a shovel in case i needed to uh....run like hell. long story short he hit the jugular vein of the doberman, ripped the fur off the neck of the brown chow like a chew toy, and got a piece of the white chows eye and ear for lunch. he had several bite marks in his ear to show for his days work, and that was it. we had him for 14 years and never once did he bite us, though we tortured him when we very young and stupid. there is a picture of me and my brother somewhere holding his head underwater- i was three and steve was 2. and of course i didnt cry when he died... at least not in front of my friends.

BNaylor
01-27-2006, 02:29 PM
What do call a dog with steel balls and no back legs? "Sparkie"


Since we are on pet (dog) jokes here's one:

This guy had a talking dog he would take to a bar and have people buy him drinks if he could convince them the dog could talk.

One day he goes into this bar and sets the dog up on one of the barstools. There is this guy sitting in the next barstool. The guy says to the other guy "If I show you my dog can talk will be buy me a drink"? Guy says sure but this better be good.

The one guy looks at his dog and asks him a question. Who is the world's most famous baseball player? The dog look at him all dumb, wags his tail but didn't answer. So he asks the question again. Who is the world's most famous baseball player? The dog looks at him, wags his tail and then answers by saying "Ruuuuuuuth".

The guy at the barstool looked in disbelief and stated "Man, your dog can't talk" and leaves the bar.

The dog owner then looks at his dog shaking his head and says "Man you let me down, man's best friend my butt".

The dog looks at the owner with a big smile, tail wagging and says in plain English "Who did you expect me to say, Joe Demaggio????? :lol2:

wylie
01-27-2006, 02:35 PM
Heres another talking dog one.

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog
is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my
gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."

richtazz
01-27-2006, 02:54 PM
Bob, you watch "looney tunes"? Your joke was a Warner Bros cartoon I remember growing up, still a classic though. Wylie, that one is funny, never heard it before. The "Sparky" one was a hoot too.

wylie
01-27-2006, 03:44 PM
Bob, you watch "looney tunes"? Your joke was a Warner Bros cartoon I remember growing up, still a classic though. Wylie, that one is funny, never heard it before. The "Sparky" one was a hoot too.

When I was a kid I use to wonder where they came up with those ideas for the cartoons.
Now I know they had a dog like mine.
Run hi speed casing a squirrel and crash into the tree,tie him self up with his own leash so he can move.
And the list goes on.
It'll be a sad day around my house when hes gone.

BNaylor
01-27-2006, 04:49 PM
Bob, you watch "looney tunes"? Your joke was a Warner Bros cartoon I remember growing up, still a classic though. Wylie, that one is funny, never heard it before. The "Sparky" one was a hoot too.

Yeah! It is an old one actually even before my time and I'm old. :lol: The how does it feel to sit on sandpaper "Ruff" was part of it but I excluded it.

BTW - I love Marmaduke funnies in the newspaper.

kustomkid54
01-27-2006, 09:32 PM
Don't forget guys, tomorrow is... "Cartoon Saturday" Don't like any of the new ones, but, Batman is on.



Yeah! It is an old one actually even before my time and I'm old. :lol: The how does it feel to sit on sandpaper "Ruff" was part of it but I excluded it.

BTW - I love Marmaduke funnies in the newspaper.

richtazz
01-28-2006, 07:03 AM
Here's the pics of my dogs, Dozer and Angus.
Sorry it's so big, I forgot to edit it for size before I uploaded it. This was taken for Chrismas in 2004, so the Rot is only 8 mo's old in this pic. He's a good 30 lbs or more bigger now.
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f44/richtazz/GusandDozer.jpg

BNaylor
01-28-2006, 10:24 AM
Here's the pics of my dogs, Dozer and Angus.
Sorry it's so big, I forgot to edit it for size before I uploaded it. This was taken for Chrismas in 2004, so the Rot is only 8 mo's old in this pic. He's a good 30 lbs or more bigger now.

Nice dogs Rich. Especially, I like the way Angus looks. The Husky mix gives him a wolf look without the hassles of being a wolf. :bigthumb:

richtazz
01-28-2006, 11:19 AM
thanks, we get asked a lot if he's mixed with wolf. Sometimes I wonder myself, he occasionally has that "look" in his eyes.

BNaylor
01-29-2006, 12:28 AM
Here's a good one. Evidently it was posted on AF before and cleared by the Mods, so here goes. "How to paint a dog".

http://www.jayzoo.com/earchive/data/Nov5/dog.gif

wylie
01-29-2006, 10:07 AM
Thats how all my drawings start.
What are you doing on here posting at 12:28 Sunday morning?

BNaylor
01-29-2006, 10:27 AM
Thats how all my drawings start.
What are you doing on here posting at 12:28 Sunday morning?


What's up Wylie! Lately, I post every Sunday morning. Nothing better to do. Race car and race bike are taking a break so am I. Seriously, I'm on the PC at various hours to do server maintenance and check status of the network. I DSL in with this nifty remote software we got from IBM a few years ago. Sometimes have to make checks around midnight too. Got to make sure the tape backups are working.

Time for some more go juice (coffee).

kustomkid54
01-29-2006, 06:27 PM
Bob, There's time when we are up and one here till 5:00 or 6:00 in the AM. Course the answers get kind of dumb. But we are still here.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/weBuild20Excite.jpg



What's up Wylie! Lately, I post every Sunday morning. Nothing better to do. Race car and race bike are taking a break so am I. Seriously, I'm on the PC at various hours to do server maintenance and check status of the network. I DSL in with this nifty remote software we got from IBM a few years ago. Sometimes have to make checks around midnight too. Got to make sure the tape backups are working.

Time for some more go juice (coffee).

BNaylor
01-30-2006, 01:15 AM
Bob, There's time when we are up and one here till 5:00 or 6:00 in the AM. Course the answers get kind of dumb. But we are still here.

I used to believe that there were no dumb or inane questions. I'm going to use this graphic on the u-bend delete from now. We had a good one the other day when a guy thought that putting a water injection system in would be like the equivalent of a nitrous system. :screwy:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/lizzywiz/ff3.jpg

richtazz
01-30-2006, 09:03 AM
Without the Fast and the Furious reference, that wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining. The water injection helps when you get into 27th or 28th gear (I believe that's how many times they shifted in the first drag race).

wylie
01-30-2006, 09:06 AM
What's up Wylie! Lately, I post every Sunday morning. Nothing better to do. Race car and race bike are taking a break so am I. Seriously, I'm on the PC at various hours to do server maintenance and check status of the network. I DSL in with this nifty remote software we got from IBM a few years ago. Sometimes have to make checks around midnight too. Got to make sure the tape backups are working.

Time for some more go juice (coffee).

I hear ya, thats what I was doing on line on the weekend as well.
I had to up2date and reboot one of the servers and now comes month end where I end up pulling all nighters to get stuff done allot of it can only be done when nobody is on line.

BNaylor
01-30-2006, 11:13 AM
I hear ya, thats what I was doing on line on the weekend as well.
I had to up2date and reboot one of the servers and now comes month end where I end up pulling all nighters to get stuff done allot of it can only be done when nobody is on line.

Yeah nothing like the IT business. 24/7.

I hate it when the cell phone goes off on the weekends. But before heading in I remote in. The remote software allows me to lock in on the users IP address and take remote control over their PC/workstation. On servers it is neat to be able to add users or do systems admin from the comfort of the home. Plus I can remote in to the Cisco routers.

Too bad I am salaried exempt. It would be nice to get the overtime pay.

wylie
01-30-2006, 11:48 AM
Yeah nothing like the IT business. 24/7.

I hate it when the cell phone goes off on the weekends. But before heading in I remote in. The remote software allows me to lock in on the users IP address and take remote control over their PC/workstation. On servers it is neat to be able to add users or do systems admin from the comfort of the home. Plus I can remote in to the Cisco routers.

Too bad I am salaried exempt. It would be nice to get the overtime pay.
I'm working on setting up a VPN tunnel from home so I won't have to use Remote any more than I can lock that down.
Theres always someone out there looking for a way in.
Overtime? salary here as well they can only pay you so much and then you get taxed to hell anyways.
I just go for time off instead.
It seems like I get about five weeks off every ten years.

BNaylor
01-30-2006, 01:22 PM
Any new jokes guys?

wylie
01-30-2006, 01:33 PM
Any new jokes guys?

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Take off, you won't bring it back."

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the
perfect car and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day,
Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"


He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit
when you hear the price.

richtazz
01-30-2006, 03:29 PM
A guy sits down at the bar. he calls the bartender over and bet him a beer he can bite his nose.
THe bartender thinks for a minute and takes the bet.
The guy takes out his false teeth, bites his nose, and smiles
The bartender says " you got me, that was good one, here's your beer.
a while later the guy calls the bartender over, and bets him another beer that he can lick his eye.
The bartender thinks a minute and takes the bet
The guy pulls out his glass eye and licks it.
The bartender shakes his head and pours the beer.
The guy walks around talking to some other patrons and comes back.
He bets the bartender $1,000 to set up a glass at the end of the bar and he says he can pee in the glass and not miss a drop.
The bartender asks, "from that chair, without moving, no tricks this time?"
guy says "yep, I won't move from this stool."
The bartender takes the bet, slide slides the glass, and the guy pees all over the bar, not hitting the glass at all.
The bartender comes down laughing his ass off, "You missed every drop, you owe me $1000".
The guy says, "that's ok, I bet those three guys in the corner $5000 I could pee all over your bar and you'd laugh about it".

richtazz
01-30-2006, 03:38 PM
According to a recent survey, 93% of Ford Trucks sold since 1990 are still on the road, the other 7% got their owners all the way to their destination.

richtazz
01-30-2006, 03:47 PM
Not really a joke , but a great true story.

A friend of mine bought a basket case 67 Mustang fastback, and dressed it up like a GT350. He then put a big block chevy in it, and took it to an all Ford show, claiming it was an original GT350, but the only way he could make it fast was to pull that Blue oval boat anchor out of it and put in a BB chevy. He also said he sold the original motor from the car to his neighbor for a "sleeper" Mercury Zephyr project car since he had no use for it. He literally had people threatening his life, until he finally owned up to the fib. They promptly kicked him out.

ern2112
01-30-2006, 04:20 PM
http://photobucket.com/albums/d173/ern2112/?action=view&current=RiceCitation.jpg

BNaylor
01-31-2006, 08:55 AM
I stumbled across these car acronyms. Haven't figured out what to call a Pontiac????? "Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac" :dunno:

Automobile Acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Withdrawal
Break My Window
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DAEWOO
Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird

kustomkid54
02-02-2006, 04:46 PM
Marriage Counseling

This husband and wife from Oakville go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.

The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing
every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on
and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and
kisses her passionately, rips off her clothes and makes mad passionate love to her.

Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says "that is what your wife needs at least
three times a week. Can you do that?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and
Wednesday, but Friday I play golf

jimmyv-21
02-02-2006, 05:09 PM
the one i heard for pontiac didnt use the word "ninny", but i guess thats a little safer.

ern2112
02-02-2006, 05:34 PM
FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot



But what about F%&cked Old Rebuilt Dodge? LOL

BNaylor
02-02-2006, 06:52 PM
the one i heard for pontiac didnt use the word "ninny", but i guess thats a little safer.

Had to play it safe. Wouldn't want to say what the "Ninny" stood for in the acronym we've all heard floating around.



My favorite is: Ford = "F$@&ed on Race Day".

kustomkid54
02-02-2006, 10:06 PM
Bob,
That's why I like this;


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/post-9-1113606325.jpg

BNaylor
02-02-2006, 10:45 PM
Bob,
That's why I like this;


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/post-9-1113606325.jpg


That they did Jim...lol. :bigthumb:

richtazz
02-03-2006, 09:24 AM
too bad it's not pomtiac, it could be:
Performance Over Mustang, Trailer It And Cry

BNaylor
02-03-2006, 09:44 AM
How about: Pontiac = Preferred Over Nissan, Toyota, Isuzu And Chevrolet.

ern2112
02-03-2006, 11:03 AM
How about: Pontiac = Preferred Over Nissan, Toyota, Isuzu And Chevrolet.


SOLD!!!

richtazz
02-03-2006, 12:16 PM
And I thought Ohio takes speeding seriously!!!!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f44/richtazz/Speedtrap.jpg

BNaylor
02-03-2006, 05:12 PM
And I though Ohio takes speeding seriously!!!!

Looks like a PhotoChop Rich. Most Apache and Cobra pilots that I knew in the Army were too afraid to fly that low...lol. :lol2:

richtazz
02-03-2006, 05:18 PM
It's obviously a photochop, but I got a kick out of it. I wish there was a spot big enough on the chopper to put an Ohio state trooper logo, I'd have done it. Anyone who has traveled through Ohio would agree. Being from Michigan, I don't dare do 3 over in Ohio, especially if Michigan beats Ohio State in football the year you're traveling.

BNaylor
02-03-2006, 05:23 PM
It's obviously a photochop, but I got a kick out of it. I wish there was a spot big enough on the chopper to put an Ohio state trooper logo, I'd have done it. Anyone who has traveled through Ohio would agree. Being from Michigan, I don't dare do 3 over in Ohio, especially if Michigan beats Ohio State in football the year you're traveling.

We migrated from New Jersey a long time ago. Traffic back east has gotten to where it is no fun. Big change compared to our wide open interstates in the Southwest. Still have to watch out for the State Troopers every now and then though.

kustomkid54
02-03-2006, 11:27 PM
Bob,
You need to come to Florida. Even the troopers run the red lights. But when they do, your going to get the ticket when they hit you.
Were I live, the speed is set at 15 MPH. I called the police two weeks ago because we had a kid doing at least 50 or 60 every day.The cop came down 3 or 4 times. He was doing atleast 60 everytime. I stoped the kid the next day. Up out in front of him. The I told him I'd beat his ass if he does it again. I guess I forgot I lost 100 ponds. He got out of his car. By the the guy across the street came out. And throw him almost over his car. Oh, this guy held golden gloves for about 5 years. I told the guy don't come by again, "Or the same thing will happen". Boy I hope the guy across the street is home the next time also. :rofl:





We migrated from New Jersey a long time ago. Traffic back east has gotten to where it is no fun. Big change compared to our wide open interstates in the Southwest. Still have to watch out for the State Troopers every now and then though.

BNaylor
02-04-2006, 01:18 AM
Bob,
You need to come to Florida. Even the troopers run the red lights. But when they do, your going to get the ticket when they hit you.
Were I live, the speed is set at 15 MPH. I called the police two weeks ago because we had a kid doing at least 50 or 60 every day.The cop came down 3 or 4 times. He was doing atleast 60 everytime. I stoped the kid the next day. Up out in front of him. The I told him I'd beat his ass if he does it again. I guess I forgot I lost 100 ponds. He got out of his car. By the the guy across the street came out. And throw him almost over his car. Oh, this guy held golden gloves for about 5 years. I told the guy don't come by again, "Or the same thing will happen". Boy I hope the guy across the street is home the next time also. :rofl:


In 10 more years I will probably retire in FL. I really don't why but I like South Florida. I grew up a few years in Miami (Cutler Ridge/Homestead AFB). My father helped opened up one of the first Nike missile sites there during the Cuban missile crisis. As you know I come from an Army Air Defense family. Just loved that HAWK (Home & Wife Killer) we used to work on. NOT! :lol:

Speaking of idiot kids, this kid was hauling a$$ in his Monte Carlo SS and failed to negotiate a curve while drag racing on the street in front of my house. He creamed his passenger side front end. Then he tried to leave the scene of the accident. Knocked down our steet name sign too. I heard the impact and ran outside. He didn't make it far because the strut had collapsed from the impact and the mag wheel had shattered. I told him son you ain't going nowhere and called 911. They called a wrecker and impounded his car. In order to negotiate these double curves at high speed you need a Porsche or Corvette. The EPPD just took delivery of a few of the new retro-style Mustang GTs. They are unmarked. Gotta watch drag racing Mustangs from now on. :biggrin:

richtazz
02-04-2006, 09:10 AM
That would suck getting busted after spanking his Mustang. You can't outrun those darn radios. Back in the day, I had a young cop pull up next to my Cutlass and want to race. I looked in my mirror and said loud enough for him to hear, " Nope I sure don't see it!" He asked me what I was talking about, I said "the STUPID sign tatooed on my forehead." He says, "no, I really want to race to see how fast this cruiser is, I won't bust you." I rolled my eyes and said "RIIIIIGHT!!! Have a nice day officer."

BNaylor
02-04-2006, 10:52 AM
That would suck getting busted after spanking his Mustang. You can't outrun those darn radios. Back in the day, I had a young cop pull up next to my Cutlass and want to race. I looked in my mirror and said loud enough for him to hear, " Nope I sure don't see it!" He asked me what I was talking about, I said "the STUPID sign tatooed on my forehead." He says, "no, I really want to race to see how fast this cruiser is, I won't bust you." I rolled my eyes and said "RIIIIIGHT!!! Have a nice day officer."

Brings back memories of the old days. Major difference is we could outrun the cops and radio back then. Today you'd need 1000cc and up sport bike and a lot of luck and most of those chases end in tragedy.

kustomkid54
02-04-2006, 11:13 PM
Bob,
Just sent you a email. It's cute, but I don't think it belongs on here. Let me know.
Jim




Brings back memories of the old days. Major difference is we could outrun the cops and radio back then. Today you'd need 1000cc and up sport bike and a lot of luck and most of those chases end in tragedy.

BNaylor
02-05-2006, 08:31 AM
Bob,
Just sent you a email. It's cute, but I don't think it belongs on here. Let me know.
Jim

lol. :lol: Yeah its cute and unique Jim. Personally, I don't see any problem with it. I mean its not porn. :evillol:

I think everyone will get a kick out of it.

kustomkid54
02-05-2006, 11:39 PM
Bob, been trying to post that thing. Can't get it done. Must not have enough brain cells left to do it. It's up to you. Good luck.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/p0000000138.jpg



lol. :lol: Yeah its cute and unique Jim. Personally, I don't see any problem with it. I mean its not porn. :evillol:

I think everyone will get a kick out of it.

slimfatboy
02-06-2006, 08:45 AM
Does anybody have any cross reference material for sizes on rectangular air filters? I'm looking for a 4.25 x 12.25 x 1.5 all ±.25 with the hard plastic side protrusions. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

wylie
02-06-2006, 09:31 AM
Just thought I'd give a little weather report so you guys can be glad your living in the south.
Saturday morning I was looking at green grass out my window,Sunday morning there was over a foot of snow this morning its over three feet deep at the end of my driveway.
You want to talk about bad drivers you got to see them when it gets like this.

BNaylor
02-06-2006, 09:52 AM
Just thought I'd give a little weather report so you guys can be glad your living in the south.
Saturday morning I was looking at green grass out my window,Sunday morning there was over a foot of snow this morning its over three feet deep at the end of my driveway.
You want to talk about bad drivers you got to see them when it gets like this.

Maybe the groundhog was right Wylie. 6 more weeks of winter....up North that is. :dunno:

We're sunny and getting into the 70s. :bigthumb:

richtazz
02-06-2006, 09:59 AM
Yeah, we got blasted with 6-7 inches here in Flint, MI. Detroit missed the largest brunt of it, they only got 3" or so. Leave it to mother nature to try to screw up the Super Bowl for Detroit. Speaking of which, how about that officiating? I'm a Steelers fan, but there is no excuse for the lack of quality officiating this year in the NFL.

BNaylor
02-06-2006, 10:35 AM
Bob, been trying to post that thing. Can't get it done. Must not have enough brain cells left to do it. It's up to you. Good luck.


Jim, where was the original link to that streaming video. The web address/URL? Just copy and paste it. Otherwise you'll have to put the file on a video hosting site.

wylie
02-06-2006, 10:40 AM
Yeah, we got blasted with 6-7 inches here in Flint, MI. Detroit missed the largest brunt of it, they only got 3" or so. Leave it to mother nature to try to screw up the Super Bowl for Detroit. Speaking of which, how about that officiating? I'm a Steelers fan, but there is no excuse for the lack of quality officiating this year in the NFL.

Even though it must be tough for them I think we see allot more on TV than they see on the field.

Hey: I never notice there was an Arcade here before.
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/arcade.php

BNaylor
02-06-2006, 11:13 AM
The Refs left a lot to be desired but Seattle just simply blew it and Pittsburgh was the better team and deserved to win the Superbowl.

I couldn't believe the two missed field goals by Seattle although range was sufficient and their failure to capitalize on at least 2 red zone conversions. And talking about butter fingers and dropping the ball. Seattle looked like they were playing a pre-season game.

kustomkid54
02-06-2006, 11:53 AM
Bob sent you the one I received. Maybe you can do it.
70 degrees? It's been almost 80 herer every day this winter. But now we are getting some cold nights. Lastnight it was 44. But goes back to 77 in the day.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/kustomkid54/ricejoke07.jpg


Jim, where was the original link to that streaming video. The web address/URL? Just copy and paste it. Otherwise you'll have to put the file on a video hosting site.

GTP Dad
02-06-2006, 07:35 PM
I feel sorry for you Jim!! Only 77 degrees!! Must be nice to languish in tropical temps while we here in the east can't seem to get temps higher than 50 this time of the year. Supposed to get cold here again this weekend and then they are calling for that stuff that is a four letter word. You know SNOW early next week. Oh well only 42 days 'till spring!!!

robs92luminaz34
02-06-2006, 07:39 PM
does any one know of any performance upgrades for a 1991 pontiac grand prix se if so please let me know

kustomkid54
02-06-2006, 08:23 PM
Best performance upgrade for it is trade it in on a 98' GTP. :rofl:





does any one know of any performance upgrades for a 1991 pontiac grand prix se if so please let me know

BNaylor
02-06-2006, 08:56 PM
Best performance upgrade for it is trade it in on a 98' GTP. :rofl:

Hey Jim, no shop talk allowed. I thought this "off topic" thread was for other BS. No technical advice or GP talk...lol. :lol: We talk about the weather, beer, women, sports, jokes, travel, politics and other inane stuff and I emphasize beer and women. :rofl:

kustomkid54
02-06-2006, 09:07 PM
Hey Jim, no shop talk allowed. I thought this "off topic" thread was for other BS. No technical advice or GP talk...lol. :lol: We talk about the weather, beer, women, sports, jokes, travel, politics and other inane stuff and I emphasize beer and women. :rofl:



But he needs help bad. You know as well as I do, the 98 is hios only hope.:rofl:

BNaylor
02-07-2006, 05:59 AM
You Know You Have Too Much Horsepower When

1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers.

2. You can't drive your car in the rain.

3. Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car.

4. You are afraid to drive your car.

5. You spend more on tires than on food.

6. You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.

7. You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash.

8. You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the hamper.

9. You have to go to the track to buy gas.

10. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.

11. Jacques Villeneuve and Michael Schumacher wave you by.

12. You can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

13. You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office.

14. Red signal lights shift to green as you're approaching then shift back to red as you're receding.

15. You arrive somewhere before you left.

16. You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."

17. You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight.

18. You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge.

19. You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.

20. Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.

22. You need parachute braking.

23. 'Significant other' won't even ride in the car.

24 There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.

25. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...)

26. Family photos throughout the house are replaced with life-sized posters of your car.

27. Fuel is delivered to your home: in 55 gallon drums!

28. You carry earplugs in your car.(doesn't everybody???)

29. The only spot on the car which receives any regular cleaning is the windshield. (what else is there to clean???)

30. You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph.

richtazz
02-07-2006, 08:43 AM
to add to the list:

you measure fuel consumption in gallons per mile

your new cam's lobes have snow caps.

John Force is scared of your car.

your 60 ft times have only zero's left of the decimal point

BNaylor
02-07-2006, 09:27 PM
Ten Commandments For the Car Collector


1. Thou shalt not read thy Hemmings on company time, lest thy employer make it impossible to continue thy car payments.

2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's car nor his garage, nor his battery charger.

3. Thou shalt not store thy car out-of-doors except for the wife's Toyota.

4. Thou shalt not deceive thy wife into thinking that thee is taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed thou art going out to look at another car.

5. Thou shalt not love thy cars more than thy wife and children.

6. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Edsel, nor his DeSoto, nor even his '47 Plymouth.

7. Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest restoration, at least not all at the same time.

8. Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition for the house and then use it to store cars.

9. Thou shalt not allow thy sons and daughters to get married during the car show season.

10. Thou shalt not buy thy wife a floor jack for Christmas.

richtazz
02-08-2006, 09:39 AM
Anyone have a favorite micro-brew or Imported Beer? I like trying different beers, but hate the skunky ones like Heineken. My wife is a big fan of Hacker-Pschorr, and I like Leinenkugel. Any thoughts?

BNaylor
02-08-2006, 09:43 AM
Anyone have a favorite micro-brew or Imported Beer? I like trying different beers, but hate the skunky ones like Heineken. My wife is a big fan of Hacker-Pschorr, and I like Leinenkugel. Any thoughts?

I spent 6 years in Germany when I was in the service. So, I stick with Bitburg "Bitburger Pils" German beer. We get the real non-export version at the German Air Force Club on base. "Bitte Ein Bit".

wylie
02-08-2006, 10:13 AM
We've got some great local brewers around here I doubt if they export though, I know you can get allot of Canadian domestic stuff in the U.S.
I like to try the local stuff where ever I go the last good one I had was in Philadelphia I don't remember what it was called but everybody was drinking it.
Nova Scotia has a good Ale called Keith's http://www.keiths.ca/
Last good one I had in Toronto that I really liked is Steam Whistle http://www.steamwhistle.ca/

wylie
02-08-2006, 10:17 AM
Hey Why is there a gold cup beside my name did I win a price?

BNaylor
02-08-2006, 10:20 AM
Hey Why is there a gold cup beside my name did I win a price?

Congratulations Wylie. You are now a bonfide AF gamer.

wylie
02-08-2006, 10:26 AM
Cool I new I could do it.
I'd like to thank my mom and my dad for all their support over the years and to all the AF'ers out there who helped me along.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you
Thank you very much

richtazz
02-08-2006, 11:36 AM
funny stuff Wilie, that response got a chuckle.

richtazz
02-08-2006, 11:41 AM
I want a cup too!!! (whining like a kid)......GTP DAD!!!!!! why does Wilie get a cup and I don't??? It's not fair!!!! :cwm27:

wylie