Ok, lately Ive been seen alot of ricers. Eh, I dont care so long as they dont bother me. Take these goof balls for example, they drove going the opposite direction and started honking and reving at me so I swung a U and went to see if they wanted to battle but they where too chickn shit and ran away. I followed them into a taco bell and snapped a pic just the same.
http://2.6liter.com/userfiles/Project_Demon/tacorice.JPG

next was the guy on the highway yesterday morning. Red civic with tooo much body work and stock 1.6 liter SOHC slow poke. He kept pacing me so I took off but I guess he just couldnt go past 90 and just sat back till he was a little red dot in my rear view.
http://2.6liter.com/userfiles/Project_Demon/rvricer.JPG

This one though, this one was soooo fucking funny I just had to chase him down and mess with him, this guy goes beyond ricer, this guy is the dude that ricers would deport back to ricer island.

I had seen this looser around town and thought it was some kind of sick joke but no, this dude was for real. I had hoped of running into him and finally today I did. I puled up to the toll booth and he was right there smack in front of me. I quickly reached for the camera and snapped.

http://2.6liter.com/userfiles/Project_Demon/GTCorolla.JPG

oh wait, it gets better, WAY BETTER.
he had a sticker on the side of his car that had me laughing my ass off the last time I saw him, it was the funniest shit I had ever seen. I had to chase him down, I had to get next to him and snap a side pic for my AF bros. the dude takes off and the lady at the toll booth took forever to take my dollar. Finally the pole goes up and I peal out of the tollbooth. hauled after him till I hit 120 and about a half mile later caught him. I was fucking astonished to see a corrla doing 90mph! I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THEY COULD GO THAT FAST! The guy sees me coming up hard on his tail and trys to be a bad ass and run. pfffft, I pulled up next to him and there it was:

http://2.6liter.com/userfiles/Project_Demon/GTcorlolla2.JPG

I looked at the speedo and see he was stugglin to pull 100mph but just couldnt reach. I inched up to get the last pic.

http://2.6liter.com/userfiles/Project_Demon/GTcorolla3.JPG

then I decided to show him what an actual "Grand Touring" car could do, I down shifted to 4th and took the needle up to 5K then back to 5th and I was already at 125mph. I guess I shoul put a "Tokyo Xtreme Racer" sticker on the side of my car cause I left the mofo way back da fuck back there.

BOOYAAH.

Haahaha! Musashi my compliments dude thats awesome!

I like how the red civics wing is almost higher then the roof.

The PS2 and Gran Turismo decals take the cake tho by far.

He also has his email address showing in the pic so people can call him a ricer

so that car is sponsered by ps2 huh?

Wow that's gotta be worst I've yet to see.

Now had it had some sick balls and they made a real GT car outta it I woulda dug it.

Some guy around here has a 2L turbo old subie Impreza that looks like a 22b and fucking FLYS We joking call him Bunta cause hes a middle age guy and we know nothing other then he drives like a moron.

:cwm27:

what makes it funny is you can tell he spent a lot of time on that shit.

most of the time ricers dont and it looks ricy and trashy at the same time. like the guy around here that had a mid 90s v6 stang with stickers all over it, about 4 dif color body panels and a donut tire on the back. not to mention a very large wing.

:lol:

Those are some funny pics Musashi. Let's sign up angel_trd02@hotmail.com to every spam list known to mankind.

dude ive seen that GT corolla. that dude lives by my house in Devon aire somewhere hey threw a rev at me and i pointed and laughed at him

what makes it funny is you can tell he spent a lot of time on that shit.

that you gotta give him props for atleast it in some parrell world where 17 second 1/4s are fast his car might be mistaken for a race car.

the weiredest thing i saw was a guy in his V-6 stang that he actually had a crome statue of a Horse bolted onto his hood. it was the length of my forearm and as tall as 2 fists stacked on top of one another and you can tell that thing weighed the hood Down cuz the was a dent around it this guy was on Us-1

I'm defenetly going to e-mail him. any one else up for it?

wow.....just wow

he needs to put down the video game...

the weiredest thing i saw was a guy in his V-6 stang that he actually had a crome statue of a Horse bolted onto his hood. it was the length of my forearm and as tall as 2 fists stacked on top of one another and you can tell that thing weighed the hood Down cuz the was a dent around it this guy was on Us-1

:shakehead my god some v6 stang guys are unbelievable.

e-mail him!!! DO ITT DO ITT NOWWWW!!!!!

thats ALMOST as funny as the escort though, not quite b/c someone might actually mistake the corolla for a real car, the escort would have been laughed at by practically everyone in high school

and v6 mustangs own all

I would like to appologize for this tool on behalf of Corolla owners everywhere. We are not all like this, in fact very VERY few of us are like this. The Corolla community has officially disowned this douche bag, please do not hold him against us.

^agreed, i guess i have to defend the corolla, and yes musashi, corollas can go over 90 mph, mine can go to 115, it kinda bugs me when someone mentions a corolla and automatically jumps to the conclusion that they suck or whatever, the 4age in earlier corollas can be made to have 240+hp NA, just ask Formula Atlantic, they race with one, i sure wish people learn their facts before they bash the corolla, i guess the corolla sucks so much that they were even featured in the guinness book of world records clickie here (http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=43467) here to show how much the corolla sucks clickie (http://www.canadiandriver.com/articles/jc/compact2.htm) and since you watch initial d, musashi, dont you know the main car in there is the corolla? ;) not hating or anything, luv your pics, dang mang you have too much time on your hand :licka:

edit: oh yea.....shouldn't you be picking on someone your own size?:nono:

^ damn rice(er)! way to back up yo statements wit da facts! I be tellin y'all before, this cat is crazy! He sho aint no n00b now yo! Im wicha homie, straight up

But in all seriousness, good job

nice facts...but facts aside.....we're bashing on this guys corolla cause it looks hideous. Yes we know it can hit 100mph, but it's no AE86 from Initial D, it obviously doesn't have much work done to the engine from what Musashi described, so with that being said...



CONTINUE THE BASHING OF THE RICER.... :loser: :biggrin:

you should make a show on the discovery channel called................MUSASHI THE RICER HUNTER...

doesn't the new XRS corolla have the Celica GTS motor in it? that would make it not suck fo sho

you should make a show on the discovery channel called................MUSASHI THE RICER HUNTER...


LOL!!!! and his trusty assistant Drifty! That is Sig material

^agreed, i guess i have to defend the corolla, and yes musashi, corollas can go over 90 mph, mine can go to 115,
He was being sarcastic.

it kinda bugs me when someone mentions a corolla and automatically jumps to the conclusion that they suck or whatever
They do.

the 4age in earlier corollas can be made to have 240+hp NA,
That can be said for just about any car made after 1980

just ask Formula Atlantic, they race with one,
Im sure there are groups that race with Yugos, doesn't make it right.

i guess the corolla sucks so much that they were even featured in the guinness book of world records
So was this guy (http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=48383), doesnt make me want to be him

and since you watch initial d, musashi, dont you know the main car in there is the corolla?
Becuase Initial D is the penultimate of Automotive entertainment and sooooooooo realistic.

edit: oh yea.....shouldn't you be picking on someone your own size?:nono:
If you cant stand the shit, dont put the ugly ass crap on the car.

I think that covers everything.

Musashi, good kill, I would be to busy pointing and laughing at this guy to race him.

rice(er) just got :owned:

i guess the corolla sucks so much that they were even featured in the guinness book of world records clickie here (http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=43467) here to show how much the corolla sucks clickie (http://www.canadiandriver.com/articles/jc/compact2.htm)

Thats also top selling and top 7 because of the econo value. Good gas milage, cheap and it lasts a while. It is not built for speed or racing, it is built for moms with 2 kids.

Yes the corolla sucks...unless your or a mom or like rice(er)

^^^^im just saying......im glad some of you people know about the legendary ae86 ae92 corollas, they are still (and one of the most popular) cars people race with around the world whether its drift, rally, or whatever, corollas are fun little cars, toyota has the supra for sganc4life_4's "build for speed/racing"

and elchico the corolla xrs does have the gts engine, jus a lil less hp

and wassup with unless your or a mom or like rice(er)
i actually had 4k to spend after graduation and i decided to spend 3k on the corolla, i can be fast and furious later on in life with a ferrari or something, right now fast and furious is education

edit: oh yea.....shouldn't you be picking on someone your own size?:nono:
He drives an N/A 3kgt

he is .... :grinno:

He drives an N/A 3kgt

he is .... :grinno:

Ouch, this thread is getting hostile...

and those cars are awful! man what are some people thinking?

and Yes clearly Corrolas are family/ economy cars made for practicality and fuel economy...but I would respect somebody if they actually made it decently fast...the problem is this guy didn't

that you gotta give him props for atleast it in some parrell world where 17 second 1/4s are fast his car might be mistaken for a race car.
in that world my car would be on the same level as a ferrari! it sure would be nice :)


15.7+ sucks....



anyway, great post and i'm going to nominate it for an award... not many people post pics with their kills.... always a plus!

Rice(er) budy, I'm not saying all corollas suck, this guy just makes the rest of you look like goofballs. the corolla is a great seller but what da fuck does that have to do with performance?
Also comparing the AE86 to the current corolla is like comparing a EvoIV to a Mirage! they are two completely different cars, different chassis, dif motor, dif drive train dif everything!

Anyway I'm going to drop him an e-mail now, stay tunned for the results.

Ouch, this thread is getting hostile...
lol nah just busting balls

lol nah just busting balls

Ace busting balls... :sly: i just can see him doing that

Ace busting balls... :sly: i just can see him doing that
with a 12 lb sledge :p

It's a rice picture book...sweeeet.
I'm going to start carrying the camera more often.

Well I've sent the e-mail twice. I get a message saying its an invalid mail address. I tried using the underscore "_" and the minus sign "-" between "angel" and "trd". Im begining to think its a bogus e-mail.
here is what I wrote him:



Yo mang, saw you trying to run hard on the turnpike yesterday. Hell I was so blown away by your madd skillz and your bad ass car that I thought I'd make you famous.
check it out, your a super star now son.
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=490746&page=1

Anyway I got a few questions for you.
1. wassup with the car? you running Turbos or superchargers or both? you jacked up on NOS? how much HP you think your making now?

2. What inspired you to dress up the car like that all Grand Turismo like? You get alot of props for that?

3. why would you put your e-mail on the side? you a massoquist? or maybee you like to roll by the highschools so the girls can holla at you right?

last question muffin, where you from? southamerica, I know but where exactly? Colombia, Venezuela? your car has "Mojado" written all over it.

yo feel free to sign up at AF and drop your side of the story mang, we would love to hear about your exploits and how you go around Miami smoking STIs and SRT-4s. you ma hero hommie!

your loyal fan
Musashi.

brutal...just brutal

downright mean... at least i left the kid w/ the escort alone, now your just molesting him

and rice(er) you spend 3k on your geo?? man, if i had 3k right now i'd buy my buddie's awd dsm ... instant 14's

ouch musashi, as rick james once said, "that was COLD BLOODED!"

3k for me - goes into mach 1 or ls1, not a corolla

3k for me... turbo! instant 13's for me.

3K for me: a trip to Japan to go see the tokyo auto show.

Last time I checked - the point of being a car enthusiast isn't to seperate and destroy the fact that we are all here because we get enjoyment out of cars. Why must you all hate on a car because it has a whole bunch of Grand Turismo stickers on it.

God forbid you people respect the work someone else has done because they enjoyed doing it and enjoy their product - whether or not you understand why someone does something doesn't mean you have to reject it. Yes - It may be stupid, you may not be a fan; but THEY are. Can you not just smile, give them a "Hey, nice job! Looks like you really spent some time and work on that!" and go on with your life? What satisfaction do you get bashing someone else's preferences?

Okay this is the last time I try this . . .sometimes I just wish it wasn't so important on here to bring down what other people like - where on his car did he say he could beat ANYTHING?

Peaceeeeeeeeee

E-Mail => Sent.

i wonder if he will respond, i was complementing him on his "madd tight" mods and wondering if i too could get some toyota racing devlopment parts to "break into the big 1-5."

Last time I checked - the point of being a car enthusiast isn't to seperate and destroy the fact that we are all here because we get enjoyment out of cars. Why must you all hate on a car because it has a whole bunch of Grand Turismo stickers on it.
Becuase it looks flat out stupid.

Can you not just smile, give them a "Hey, nice job! Looks like you really spent some time and work on that!" and go on with your life?
No.

What satisfaction do you get bashing someone else's preferences?
Alot.

Okay this is the last time I try this . . .sometimes I just wish it wasn't so important on here to bring down what other people like - where on his car did he say he could beat ANYTHING?
Well...he obviously thought so with the way he was driving.


Question for you, can you pull your stick out of your ass and let us have our fun?

Last time I checked - the point of being a car enthusiast isn't to seperate and destroy the fact that we are all here because we get enjoyment out of cars. Why must you all hate on a car because it has a whole bunch of Grand Turismo stickers on it.

God forbid you people respect the work someone else has done because they enjoyed doing it and enjoy their product - whether or not you understand why someone does something doesn't mean you have to reject it. Yes - It may be stupid, you may not be a fan; but THEY are. Can you not just smile, give them a "Hey, nice job! Looks like you really spent some time and work on that!" and go on with your life? What satisfaction do you get bashing someone else's preferences?

Okay this is the last time I try this . . .sometimes I just wish it wasn't so important on here to bring down what other people like - where on his car did he say he could beat ANYTHING?

Peaceeeeeeeeee


If you spend all the time and money to advertise your car as a performance vehicle with a bunch of stickers and a big wing, but can't deliver in the end, people are going to laugh at you.

Case closed, continue the ricer bashing.

Well if it was a nice car then I would give him a thumbs up but his car wassnt nice at all.

look, the dude has "ADVAN" stickers on his rear bumper. you think he really has advans installed? NO, Advan dosent make 205/50-16 tires!

and his car says "touring car", how the fuck is a corolla a touring car? it should say "environment friendly and safe driving car".

I understand that we all have different tastes, yes beauty is in the eye of blah blah blah and all that shit fat girls say!

Stupid is stupid and anyone who thinks a corolla needs a wing that tall is obviously stupid! PERIOD.

you dont have to be fast, you dont have to be rich, you dont have to have a new or nice car to be a automotive fan but at least have some common sense. At least bring something to the table that we can all enjoy.

Now if you'll excuse me I have a producer from Discovery on the phone.
Good day sir.

and his car says "touring car", how the fuck is a corolla a touring car? it should say "environment friendly and safe driving car".


discovery? the channel?! wtf!?!?

and it would have had to have been a pacing car for the kiddie kart national championships...:loser:

Question for you, can you pull your stick out of your ass and let us have our fun?

I did . . .but you emailed him and took it too far. Should I run up to the kids who play magic and laugh at them and tear their hobby to shit because I think the game "magic" is stupid?

- I give a fucking hell yes for anyone who gets that exciting, giddy feeling from their car - regardless of how they get that feeling.

$3000???

Hello 10's. :lol:

$3000???

Hello 10's. :lol:

dude... i meant to spend on a different car... you guys are weird...:smokin:

I did . . .but you emailed him and took it too far. Should I run up to the kids who play magic and laugh at them and tear their hobby to shit because I think the game "magic" is stupid?

- I give a fucking hell yes for anyone who gets that exciting, giddy feeling from their car - regardless of how they get that feeling.

He's an adult...putting stickers...on his car...for products he doesn't own

and your offended that we find this funny?

and im sorry but putting your Hotmail address on the side of your car, and your offended because we e-mailed him?

would you have been offended if he had a website on his car and we visited it?

and $3000...College tuit...wait no, downpayment on a car

Anybody get a response back yet from this douschebag?

I did . . .but you emailed him and took it too far
No I didnt. But I think I will now, knowing that it would piss you off.

Should I run up to the kids who play magic and laugh at them and tear their hobby to shit because I think the game "magic" is stupid?
Yes. Laugh loud, laugh long, and laugh hard.

- I give a fucking hell yes for anyone who gets that exciting, giddy feeling from their car - regardless of how they get that feeling.
And I get a feeling inside of sadness that someone would destroy a perfectly good car the way he did.

Oh, and if I had 3000 to spend on a car....1gen DSM.

I destroy Magic games all the time. They try and cast spells on me, but it never works. My boot of justice always crashes down on them

$3k?! I'll Call Jeremy Clarkson for some tickets for Top Gear and Visit London for a little bit

3k? hire a hitman to kill all you stupid fucks for not letting someone enjoy something.

^ sounds like someone has a similarly equipped corolla as the guy in the pictures

$3k? You couldnt hire a crack whore to kill me for $3k, let alone a hit man...

i can be fast and furious later on in life with a ferrari or something, right now fast and furious is education

I have a dsm and im going to college, its very affordable if you have a half decent job. I would much rather have a built up RWD 4g63T then a damn ferrari.

I have a dsm and im going to college, its very affordable if you have a half decent job. I would much rather have a built up RWD 4g63T then a damn ferrari.

yes, it was a very hard decision to make, but reliability overcame speed, so thus a corolla owner i am, mpg was on the list too, cant beat the 30+ on this 11 yr old car, my job is ok, but im gonna be paying $220+ a month for tuition already, dang mang....i need to move down south where all t3h r1ch pplZ at yo! jk

Yeah, I like living where there is money...just wish I had some, lol. And my tuition is free!

Yeah, I like living where there is money...just wish I had some, lol. And my tuition is free!

I moved from FL, Im well enough lol...my tuition is free also, gotta love those grants.


And rice(er), I still get 30mpg on the highway and my car hasnt broken down yet. I treat her good, thats all you have to do with any car.

^ sounds like someone has a similarly equipped corolla as the guy in the pictures
Not according to his profile

$3k? Crotch rocket time.

yes, it was a very hard decision to make, but reliability overcame speed, so thus a corolla owner i am, mpg was on the list too, cant beat the 30+ on this 11 yr old car, my job is ok, but im gonna be paying $220+ a month for tuition already, dang mang....i need to move down south where all t3h r1ch pplZ at yo! jk

wait... so let me get this straight... you spent 3k on an 11 yr old car? man i dont wanna sound like an ass but you got ripped off. i guarentee i could have gotten the same kinda car for 500 bucks. I KNOW i could have. you just gotta have the right connections.

3k? hire a hitman to kill all you stupid fucks for not letting someone enjoy something.

^^ isn't that banning material right there?? threatening personal violence isn't cool, cuz most of use could fuck up a hitman, especially cassie and his black belt judo action :iceslolan

we are not impeding on anyone's ability to enjoy something, remember... Ignorance is bliss!! if you just so happen to be ignorant you'd be happy, but instead you decided to see the light

i'm not in the south rice(er) and you still got ripped off badly unelss it onyl had 20k original miles

^^ isn't that banning material right there?? threatening personal violence isn't cool, cuz most of use could fuck up a hitman, especially cassie and his black belt judo action :iceslolan


I was thinking the same thing...

^^ isn't that banning material right there?? threatening personal violence isn't cool, cuz most of use could fuck up a hitman, especially cassie and his black belt judo action :iceslolan

If by black belt judo action you mean ability to keep a nice tight grouping with a .45 on a moving target with about a second inbetween each shot, then yes, yes I do.

If by black belt judo action you mean ability to keep a nice tight grouping with a .45 on a moving target with about a second inbetween each shot, then yes, yes I do.

I do that in counterstrike and halo all the time... :uhoh:

jk, i know how to shoot

Douche bag never replied to the e-mail. either he realized what he had done and shot himself or he got rid of that account long ago from all the hate mail he must have recieved. either way we all had a good laugh and we all enjoyed it.
The hunt continues.

At least he's getting the attention he wanted.