This was last week but I just now got around to uploading the pic.

Anyway it was on tuesday I went to home depot and on my way out I see two guys looking under the hood of a black Camaro V6. Next to the Camaro was a black Bimmer all messed up in the front with the lips half broken, white tail, ricer wing, Nos stickers and just plain nasty. As I'm walking by it I just said "DAMN" out loud with out even thinking about it, it just came out.
One of the two guys looking at the camaro turns and says "never seen a bimmer like this huh? (in spanish)
I'm like "damn right, never one like this!"
Then his friend is like " you know how much money he put into the motor alone? 18K"
me: oh, can I see it?
Bimmer killer: Nah mang, I only pop my hood for real racers.
me: oh where do you race?
BK: wherever mang, I own these streets.

I look over at the camaro guy, "that a V6? you own these streets too?"
Camaro killer: yeah but its supercharged, 600HP
I look over the motor......."wheres the supercharger?"
CK: Its there dawg, ( pointing randomly over the motor)

Me: cool cool, you guys wanna run with me? I'll pay for your gas.

BK looking a little surprised: what you got hommie?
I point at my car.
They both start laughing.

BK: nah man I dont wanna take your money.
me: well I'm a memeber of the SCCA and I run alot of AutoX and track events around here, if you run me win or loose I'll put you guys and your cars up on Automotiveforums.com, think about it, your cars online in a racing forums, you can show it off to all your friends.

BK: ok man but you gotta tank up my car.
Me: sure!

We hop in and we go behind the home depot where there is a 6 block straight with no lights. We wait at the light to turn red then line up. His car was auto btw. Light goes green and I let him jump off the line first, I pulled even on first, second chirpped a little and I got a full car by the top of second, third was the decissive gear, I pulled two more cars right up to redline and shut down by shifting slowly into 4th and tapping the brakes with my hand out the window giving them the thumbs up. I pulled three maybe four cars by the top of third. it was pathetic.

anyway the guy keeps going and actually pulls into the gas station, I pulled up right behind him.
BK: yo mang, you running tight.
me: thanks bro I guess I'll be seeing ya.

BK as I drive away: OYE CHICO! what about the web site mang?

I swing around and come over the other side of the pump
me: yeah its called automotiveforums.com, look for it on the street racing section.

I pulled out the camera and snapped the pic
then I yell back at him "OYE, I GUESS I OWN THEEZE STREETS NOW EH?

and I drove off.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/196670bimmerrice-med.JPG

See the rims? they where chrome and he sprayed them with black paint, you could see the paint peeling and the chrome shinning through.
See the side mirrors? one was red and the other blue. Rice wing, white unpainted kit on the back, he had nos stickers on the hood and the front was all torn up.

poor kid.....no fuck that, poor Bimmer!

i agree with the last statement. why are people so retarded.

hey guys just to let you know, my mustang may look stock, but its got a rear mounted supercharger and it has 999hp. i won the indy 500 in it. and get this, super turbo secret, i mounted my intercooler in the trunk.

WTF? Was this guy serious?

WOW dude I should have been there!! HA! HA!

^Yeah man you would of pissed your pant from how funny these two where.
When are we gonna hang again bro? I had a blast last time.

:disappoin All I have to say on this subject.

Nicely done...Even after he was chirping you didn't give attitude back...you just stayed chilled and quietly confident

dang, im gonna start saying "mang" now, never knew thats how you guys talk down south mang! lol, jk,soz, you speak spanish?? thats cool, anyways, nice kills mang, i cant believe it's still sunny down there, over here is snowy slippery skid my car across the ice and bent my rims

oh, and is your car stock?

If I ever met any ricers like that I swear I dont think I could control my self without laughing in their face when they say stuff like that.....Im the king of the streets.....hahahahaha

oh, and is your car stock?
Yes. Want to race?

mang

Mang mang mang mang mang mang...sounds dirty after a while, LOL...nice kill, poor Bimmer...GIVE HER TO ME!!!!

Was he buying parts for his car at the home depot?

Good kill, and way to score points on a pic of the victim. I need to start bringing a camera with me whenever i'm street stalking.

:banghead: That thing looks absolutely hideous.

:lol: at telling them that you'll put them on the website. Next time tell them that you might be able to work out a sponsorship, and ask them for their number so you can get back to them. Then post the number on AF.

Was he buying parts for his car at the home depot?
nah mang, it was HOMES depot, and he jacked those rims and painted them so no one would know!!

just guessing but w/e, sounds awefully like an escort i remember w/ vtec yo

good kills
:lol: at telling them that you'll put them on the website. Next time tell them that you might be able to work out a sponsorship, and ask them for their number so you can get back to them. Then post the number on AF.

"yah mang?"

"this is bimmer dot com i'm calling to inform you of your sponsorship"

"sweeettt"

"so, what kind of motor have you swapped in? it seems the motor we've narrowed it to is a galileo 12 or a galileo 24"

"oh mang, its called a galileo 24"

"oh yeah? when did galileo's pizza put a pizza oven under your hood"

*click*

I cant beleive they laughed at your car. everytime a see 3s i get out of the way.

Is that him by the drivers side of the car? He looks like a deer caught in the headlights.

Even though ricers destroy perfectly good cars at least they're good for a laugh.

I say mang all the time.

Its funny coming from a tiny German dude who speaks near Elizabethian English

hmm yes well i prefer the victorian english, much more refined yessss (said in stuffy "intellectual" voice)

Do you have any grey poupon mang?

haha, nice ownage

:worshippy to the new king of the streets!

dang, im gonna start saying "mang" now, never knew thats how you guys talk down south mang! lol, jk,soz, you speak spanish?? thats cool, anyways, nice kills mang, i cant believe it's still sunny down there, over here is snowy slippery skid my car across the ice and bent my rims

oh, and is your car stock?

Hell yes Mang, I speak Spanish, English and Portuguese fluently.

The only mods ive done for power is a straight through custom exhaust, intake and lightweight crank-pulley.

No he wassnt in the pic, that guy there was just walking in and happened to get caught in the pic.

whatever man, he could've tottaly got you. The only reason he lost was because his car was set up for drifting not racing, his naws was not hooked up, his standalone had a short, his turbo was not spooled and to top it off he was just done racing where he blew the welds of his intake manifold.

so be happy you did not pw3ned like a n00b man cuz he ow3nez tem streetz y0.

:disappoin I love my bimmers but some times you just got to let a car die. And that car needs to be put out of its misery.

Hell yes Mang, I speak Spanish, English and Portuguese fluently.


dude...you rock, i wish i spoke more spanish but the only thing i can say when my family calls is "my dad isn't here...can you call back later?"

if the family says no i have not a clue what to do

dude...you rock, i wish i spoke more spanish but the only thing i can say when my family calls is "my dad isn't here...can you call back later?"

if the family says no i have not a clue what to do

Hang up, its what I do to my family all the time.

"Hey is Bob home?"

"Nope."

"Can I leave a message?"

"Nope" *CLICK*

dude...you rock, i wish i spoke more spanish but the only thing i can say when my family calls is "my dad isn't here...can you call back later?"

if the family says no i have not a clue what to do

where is your dad from?

Hang up, its what I do to my family all the time.

"Hey is Bob home?"

"Nope."

"Can I leave a message?"

"Nope" *CLICK*

:lol: :lol: nice