Today my cousin met up with some guy that owns an Evo VIII. This guy in this Evo VIII came speeding by the Baskin Robbins that his girl friend works at. So what does my cousin do???????? He calls him over. And what does he do, He tells him his car is slow and that he has a cousin (Me) that has a Eclipse GSX that will own his ass. The guy and his passenger laugh it off and begin to talk massive shit on my car, and saying about how he would smoke ANY GSX! So my cousin calls me on the phone.

ME: Whats up Brandon
Brandon: Hey Red(it's what he calls me), There's this Evo up here that thinks he's fast.
ME: Ok.........
Brandon: And he's talking mad shit on your car man. He's saying that he'll smoke the shit of you!
ME: (thinking to myself, what the hell? how did I get into any of this?) Oh He does, whats he running?
Brandon: I dont know, he won't pop his hood. But he says he's stock with 30psi behind him.
ME: WHAT THE FUCK! He's running 30psi on the stock turbo and fuel setup. AND ON THE STOCK AIR FLOW SYSTEM??
Brandon: He still has the stock Front Mount, but he's not popping his hood.
Me: Ok, ask him what turbo setup he's running.

I hear Brandon and the guy talking in the background. The guy sounds like a Idiot.

Brandon: He says he's running a Turbonetics Stage 3 turbo.
ME: WTF? What size turbo is he running
Brandon: (asks the guy) He said Stage 3.
ME: I hate when people dont know what turbo there running, ok well what else can you see in the car? Look in the car, do you see a boost controller?
Brandon: Nope don't see a boost controller,
Guy with Evo: I dont run the mechanical boost controllers, they're not accurate.
ME: Ok so he's on a manual boost controller under his hood....
Brandon: Oh yeah, and he has a modified exhaust.
Guy with Evo: Tell him that it runs 11.2's
ME: I heard him brandon...... hmmmm. well I took my car into the body shop to get that scratch they made fixed. I get it back tomarrow so I can't come down today.
Brandon: Oh I see, (talks to the guys) Well they said they can come back up here tomarrow to meet you and race.
ME: Hmmmmm ok, We'll see tomarrow, I'll talk to you tomarrow
Brandon: Ok, They pulled out cash man, I think they wanna run for money.
ME: Oh they do huh? Well if so, I'm gonna have to look under there hood before I run for money.
Brandon: Ok, But I saw him pushing it, and it didn't see to move that fast, About as fast as that one EVO you killed on Baker street.
ME: Damn, really? I killed his ass and I only had exhaust and a downpipe (he couldn't launch.... never was able to catch up)
Brandon: Yeah man, it didn't even seem fast at all.
ME: OK, talk to you later man:
Brandon: OK see you tomarrow

Ok so now my cousin has set me up with a race..... like he ALWAYS DOES!

First thing I did after I talked to Brandon, was got on the internet to find some information on the "Stage 3" turbonetics turbo......... Searched and searched...... no information found.

Well I need you guy's help before I go race this guy. Do you think this is possible?
What the hell is this STAGE 3 TURBO? and is 30psi possible on it?
And what about on stock fuel, airflow, and ecu.
And remember we're in california, is this possible on puny 91 octane gasoline?
And what about this 11.2 run......?

What do you guys think about this supposed EVO?

That is the biggest pile of half assed ricer fuckery I have ever heard. The guy is a donkey raping shit eater. Here was the first clue for me:

saying about how he would smoke ANY GSX!

Thats a classic ricer move right there.

The stock injectors and pump are BARELY adequate for the stock turbo, trust me. See my other post in this section. There is no stage 3 turbonectics turbo, he's making that up. ;) 10 bucks says hes got the usual bolt ons and runs low 13s on pump.

Now go race him (safely) and tell us what happens.

OMG KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god you posted. Sad thing is, I take everything you say as GOD's Spoken word. LOL. BTW yes I read the other post you made, and good job with the 12 sec run man. I had a feeling this was BS, but I wasn't too sure. But who knows, maybe he's not stock and wants to own me and take my money............ but the Stage 3 turbo shit immediatly threw up the ricer flag for me.

Thanks for the post Kevin, and good luck with the Evo..... Even though your technically a trader.....



J/K :evillol:

Well, check out if he has any boost gauges...if not then hes full of shit....If he has a few, check for EBC's, exhaust, and tell him to pop the hood before you agree to race him. Sounds like hes some rich kid on daddys coin who doesn't know shit but thinks he is the shit. Spank his ass.....

Hey Savior1974 what happend, didnt you get your car impounded before? When you were driving on a suspended licance? And by the way thoses video you posted before racing the evo and the m3 were nice!!!

Anyways, the guy sounds like a ricer, I hope you kick his ass! And please video tape the race!!!

Hey Savior1974 what happend, didnt you get your car impounded before? When you were driving on a suspended licance? And by the way thoses video you posted before racing the evo and the m3 were nice!!!

Anyways, the guy sounds like a ricer, I hope you kick his ass! And please video tape the race!!!

yeah.... thanks for bringing back bad memories...... Well I got my car back since then and shortly after, I got my car hit by semi truck, here's a link to the post......

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=416538

Sorry I've been a stranger to the Eclipse/DSM forums but I just couldn't froce myself to come back here, not having my car and all. But I got it back now!!!!

SO ITS ON!!!!!!!!!

Btw I hope I beat this guy too, and you know a vid will be comming. Even if I have to use my cell phone to record it.

yeah.... thanks for bringing back bad memories...... Well I got my car back since then and shortly after, I got my car hit by semi truck, here's a link to the post......

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=416538

Sorry I've been a stranger to the Eclipse/DSM forums but I just couldn't froce myself to come back here, not having my car and all. But I got it back now!!!!

SO ITS ON!!!!!!!!!

Btw I hope I beat this guy too, and you know a vid will be comming. Even if I have to use my cell phone to record it.

Wow, I'm really sorry about that, I didnt know about your door and stuff. Well good luck with your race and you better record it no matter what:p! I still have your other two videos on my computer and I show my friends all the time!:naughty:

Hmm, I hadnt considered the possibility that he is using terminology like the "stage 3 turbo" just to act like a ricer, when he may not be. Shit, I should start doing that. Yeah, definitely get a look at the car first. Odds of this being the case are slim to none though.

Great to have you back Savior! I've seen you post on the clubrsx forums a few times in the video section. I don't post there, I just go there for the sweet vids they always post up lol.

Own that evo and get it on tape so we can all laugh at him! :lol:

Most people who go around saying "Stage 3 turbo" without knowing what that means (if it means anything at all), have had an unusually high doseage of:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1138/gt35vb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Most people who go around saying "Stage 3 turbo" without knowing what that means (if it means anything at all), have had an unusually high doseage of:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1138/gt35vb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:lol:

That's so true

Good luck, and may the boost be with you :icon16:

Wow this is going to be a nice race. An Eclipse GSX vs EVO. Please video tape it and then post the movie on AF :). I was thinking... the GSX that Savior is driving has a Garrett T3/T4 60-1 turbo. When exactly does this turbo start to spool up and how much WHP does it make ? The EVO, IF mostly stock will have the 16G. ( which spools at around 3200rpm's ? ) Video tape it !!!! Oh good luck, I hope you whoop his ass man :)

thanks man, the 60-1 I run spools up at about 4200 rpm. But that doesn;t matter because I got the DSMLink stutter box set to 5500, so I'll be at full boost from launch and on out. I've beaten Evo's before like nothing but none ever claimed to be pushing 30psi...... on a "state 3" turbonetics turbo on an otherwise stock car. So we'll see, and it will be recorded.

Oh man....see if you can get a digital camcorder and interview the guy about his car before you spank the living shit out of him.....full boost at a 55000 rpm launch on a 60 trim would snap my neck compared to what I'm used to, which is EVO III.

Tell him you have a Stage 6 turbonetics II turbo with 40 psi. If he tries to top you then you know he is lying :lol2:

i have that! :)

lol, thanks for the responces guys.... I get my car back in an hour and I'm gonna go to my girls house to get my Laptop and my camcorder. Btw its one of the dvd/digital camcorders so I'll try to get that interview LOL. You guys are giving me confidence. I hope I own his ass.

Easy to figure this one out. Stock pump is good to 35lbs/min not rewired on an EVO and 42lbs/min rewired on pump gas (thanks for Kevin for already having done this). That puts him in a DSM's 16g territory, which you should be able to handle with the stutter and 60-1 (i love that turbo!) Low 13's at best.

Kick his ass man! Good luck!

Easy to figure this one out. Stock pump is good to 35lbs/min not rewired on an EVO and 42lbs/min rewired on pump gas (thanks for Kevin for already having done this). That puts him in a DSM's 16g territory, which you should be able to handle with the stutter and 60-1 (i love that turbo!) Low 13's at best.


Gota love math. if only i knew in highschool what a GSX was, maybe i would have paid more attention in Math class.

Most people who go around saying "Stage 3 turbo" without knowing what that means (if it means anything at all), have had an unusually high doseage of:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1138/gt35vb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


:rofl: :lol: :grinno: :iceslolan :icon16: OMG OMG OMG OMG :lol2: That made my day from shit to fucking awesome. thanks shpyder!

so? what happend?

so? what happend?

He is probably busy editing the video of him owning that Evo. God I would love to see it.

So.......................... Im back from the GAS WASTING TRIP TO BASKIN ROBBINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! That stupid ass loser waste of sperm never showed up. My cousin goes to baskin robbins at about 8;00 to chill and wait for the EVO. We were all suppose to meet at around 10oclock and do the racing. I get there at 10:00pm (which is when we're all suppose to meet up and race) and ask my cousin whats up. He says that fool ain't came yet so we chill and wait............

11oclock rolls around and guess what still no 11sec Evo............

12 oclock rolls around....... STILL NO FUCKING EVO!!!!

So we all came to the conclusion that he was a lying ass mother fucking piece of shit bitch. and was too scared. One good thing was that I met this guy with an 11sec Lighting From the BALLS DEEP crew. He's got and upgraded pulley, internals, slicks, Boltons, and also runing a 100shot zex kit. He said suppose to be pushing about 550hp. We didn't runb though because he was late and had to go home.... But as he was leaving, he gave us a little purge show and took off swinging that back end out..... It was a fast truck!

So, sorry guys to waist your time, and my own...... I hate evo's.....



Not you kevin.

lol that really sucked! I was waiting for a ass whoopin video... I hate shit talkers like that. When push comes to shove they never want any!!! God I hate people like that!!!

Well, at least that answered all the questions you had about his EVO.

I wanted to see that VID! Stupid guy chickened out! I told you he was bluffing.

christ....nothing worse than a pussy defacing such a beautiful car. We should all go jump him so I can take his car :grinyes:

christ....nothing worse than a pussy defacing such a beautiful car. We should all go jump him so I can take his car :grinyes:

I'm in.