Redneck383: "I need a clip.. I'm out!" Santa yelled out, I threw him my last clip from my belt.
"Make it count Soldier... one shot, one kill..." The Elves were closing in, things were looking grim. That's when I heard it, the high pitch scream of turbofans, I looked to the east as a A10A Warthog came screaming with the sun to it's back. It let lose it's gattling gun. An entire platoon of Elfs were desimated instantly.

We were saved, our bunker wouldn't of held for much longer... all my troops let out a slight sigh of relief. Especially Santa, cause he started it all... not paying Overtime during the holiday season drove the worker Elfs nuts.
Redneck383: Private First Class S. Claus!

I can put this because the A10 raced the elves, and won thanks to good old lead storm!

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also check out my STORY! (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=424147)!

... god you're so stupid sometimes.

:lol::lol::lol:


You said you wanted Santa in your story, I told ya how you could fit him in!

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:wtf: :screwy:

:lol:

:screwy:

...Aren't A-10 thunderbolts spyplanes?

...Aren't A-10 thunderbolts spyplanes?


A spyplane: No
An attack aircraft: Yes
http://www.chrisgood.com/aircraft/images/a-10.jpg
http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/104463.jpg

And spy planes usually don't carry one these...
http://www.clubhyper.com/reference/images/Gau8a_a.jpg
The AN/GAU-8a 30mm Avenger seven-barrel gatling gun, mounted only on the A-10 attack jet, is a 30mm, 7 barrel gatling gun used primarily in the air to ground role as a soft target killer and tank buster.

This aircraft is used for close-air support in attacking ground threats such as armored tanks and vehicles, and also serves as a forward air control observer for sighting ground threats and directing air strikes against enemy targets.

The gun, mounted in the fuselage nose of the A/OA-10 Thunderbolt, is produced by [ex General Electric] Martin Marietta Armament Systems.

According to some sources, the GAU-8 fires 1,800 rounds per minute, with the higher 4200 rd/min rate having been deleted in the 1980s. However, the A-10 can only fire in high rate, which is 3900 rounds per minute. Find out more on the A-10 here http://www.a-10.org

Video of the A-10 in action (http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/A10%20Strafing%20Run.avi)

The 30mm DU(NR) round fired by the gun is about the size of a coke bottle.

Oh, and yes, the A-10 was a spy plane. Kinda. When the SR-71 was first developed, there was an armed super long range attack version known as the A-10. It never became operational though.

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but seriously red...next time someone offers you purple pills, just say no!

A spyplane: No
An attack aircraft: Yes
http://www.chrisgood.com/aircraft/images/a-10.jpg
http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/104463.jpg

And spy planes usually don't carry one these...
http://www.clubhyper.com/reference/images/Gau8a_a.jpg


Video of the A-10 in action (http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/A10%20Strafing%20Run.avi)
I have like 2 of those guns on my max...one on each side...can never be over prepared when you're livin in the VC :lol2:

Or the mean streets of central illinois, you never know what could pop out of those cornfields...

Now to learn an important lesson boys and girls...


DON'T DO DRUGS!!


HAHA.

Man you guys are so weird....Damn californians and their drugs and free love and such nonsense! :uhoh:

Man you guys are so weird....Damn californians and their drugs and free love and such nonsense! :uhoh:
Haha but remember, guys such as Matt and myself live in uber-conservative southern California...no drugs for us, just booze. :iceslolan

Funny thing was, I was sober when I wrote that...

Shoot, I'm from California too (thus the rolling eyes), but I don't remember the crackheaded stories I've written. Maybe we all need to refer to my sig...:icon16:

I just wanna know where to get that shit Redneck is smokin...or snortin, or whatever it is!

I just wanna know where to get that shit Redneck is smokin...or snortin, or whatever it is!


Funny thing was, I was sober when I wrote that...




Yeah...

Yeah...



I have some prices on the stuff you wanted... you'll be happy.... :wink:

Yeah...

Denial is the first sign of a trouble red... :grinyes:






It's also a river in Africa. :icon16: Heh.