Ahhh it's been a next to forever since I've told a tale of such vehicular shinanagins including the Panda and myself!

And today, I had more of an encounter rather than a race... details? Indeed, read on:




About to leave work, a co-worker asked me to give her a lift home. Which, I accepted. Don't get the wrong idea. She's a nice lady, but about 20 years my senior and a good three-quarters of a ton heavier than myself. Thus there isn't much attraction. Just the casual chit-chat, that is it, that is all... no way in hell would I hit it. THAT'S NASTY.

Back on track, I'd never given her a ride..err lets not say ride. Lets say, um.. Lift. Yes. Lift.

I'd never given her a lift home before, nor had I ever had somebody who weighed as much as her in my car. Interested in the affects on the cars performance I decide to let the boost do some talking up a long bridge. I was rather dissapointed in the cars pull with the extra weight. But upon realising I was only running about 10psi, I had turned it down from 15psi due to early morning rain had made the drive to work a slightly slippery one, and forgot to turn my electronic-knob-o-horsepower back to 15psi. But I never did get to test the car under max boost with 16 metric tons added drag, If my Z was a boat it'd displace something equivilant to that of a Aircraft carrier.

After dropping of my co-worker. And being in a part of town I rarely visited. I snake my way out of the neighborhood and back onto the main streets.

I pull up to a light, and in the left lane sits a mid 90s Ford Mustang V6, with an auto. Probably one of the slower cars known to mankind. But that's ok. What was inside makes up for it.

Two young ladies, of roughly my age were inside blasting one of those songs you've heard before, but can never place where you've heard it or who does it. It's just 'known'. I look over and notice them dancing in their seats being silly like school girls and just enjoying themselves.

They weren't particularly cute, but by the way they were moving their bodies in their seats one could assume they know how to have a good time. They seemed to notice me as I pulled up. It seemed they exchanged words to one another and the music came down. And the passenger says out her window to me...

"Hey, you're pretty cute... If you like what you see, We'll give you our numbers if you can keep up." she says with a sly smile.

Me, not being one to trust a female under no condition. I have my personal reasons. Laughed it off, but I'm always down for a bit of fun in a car.

"Are you sure? Trust me when I say, I'll keep up." I replied.

They both have a giggle at my expense, which is fine. Cause I'll ultimately have the last laugh... at their expense of course.

The light goes green and the girl driving mashes the pedal and her car groans off the line and slowly picks up speed. Ok, it wasn't that bad but it's nothing spectacular. I roll of the line and give it a bit of gas, short shifting around 3500rpm. Giving the illusion, that I'm trying.

At about 50mph, I'm running even with them. When I slowly give it gas to inch ahead. Coming up on another light. We come to a stop.

I casually look over as they roll up. The girls looked kinda miffed that they now had to give me some numbers. Knowing that this light was fairly short, I say to them..

"Now, if you want my number you have to keep up with me."

Before the girls could reply, or give me some bullshit excuse as to why they couldn't give me the numbers they offered. The light goes green and I rev out a tad and let the clutch go and take off.

I didn't let off till I hit 3rd.. or about 75mph. They stayed back, way back.

Me, happy that I totally and utterly destroyed them. I felt like a man... for destroying two chicks in a underpowered car. Yes, I'm such the hero!

:lol:


Girls piss me off... I'm much more content to leave their headaches and bullshit back behind me. And keep on boostin!:thumbsup:







:crying:


:rofl:

Yeah... i'm so proud you passed up this opportunity to get some... :disappoin















:evillol:

ehhh, they weren't all that great. And judging by the direction they were traveling.

(leaving the shady part of town)

I don't think I would of wanted to hit it. :lol:

hehehe

great story

ehhh, they weren't all that great. And judging by the direction they were traveling.

(leaving the shady part of town)

I don't think I would of wanted to hit it. :lol:


:bs:

Haha...STD'd panda=no good

hahaha oh man you rule doing that!

Lol thats a pretty damn cool story.. its one of thoes things you see in a movie. :)

Girls piss me off... I'm much more content to leave their headaches and bullshit back behind me. And keep on boostin!:thumbsup:

Haha...I love it, You couldn't have said it any better.

Lmfao
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nice one man leave the stds for somebody else

Your My Hero!

lmao

LMFAO :lmao:. Oh man thats a great story. It made my day... really... :thumbsup:

I thought I was the hero...:(

I bet in actuality, you asked for their numbers and got rejected, and then sped off in a tizzy :D

Very nice...kill. Actually, yeah, I think it was a kill on their egos. Very nice. Had a similar situation last night in the DTFdub.

I thought I was the hero...:(

matt = batman

you = apache chief

Yes! Apache Chief pwns! That gives me an idea for a new sig...:evillol:

Yes! Apache Chief pwns! That gives me an idea for a new sig...:evillol:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I bet in actuality, you asked for their numbers and got rejected, and then sped off in a tizzy :D


That's why i threw up the BS flag... :grinyes:


Admit it Matt, you got rejected and spun out at the next light because you were mad and went home with tears in your eyes.. :tongue:


Civ, you are a hero...of some sort...to someone...somewhere...maybe...

That's why i threw up the BS flag... :grinyes:


Admit it Matt, you got rejected and spun out at the next light because you were mad and went home with tears in your eyes.. :tongue:


Civ, you are a hero...of some sort...to someone...somewhere...maybe...

This is funnier than the story :lol:

Me? Throw a tizzy about women? Nevar!!! :lol:


Trust me, these girls... were kinda skanky. yeesshhh!

Dorks.

You're all dorks.




















:lol:

Me? Throw a tizzy about women? Nevar!!! :lol:


Trust me, these girls... were kinda skanky. yeesshhh!
Pshhhh...you know that's your type :iceslolan

Dorks.

You're all dorks.


LOL :loser:

"We'll give you our numbers if you can keep up"

You gave up a possible 3some...you coulda gotten 2 STI's from one hit! (and I ain't even talking about Subarus).

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

What I wouldn't give to find myself in that position.

lol thats a great story, i wish i could get a decent race, god damn its been like a month since i got anything worth mentioning. . .

ahhh yes redneck could've gotten it on with 2 hoodrats. aiiight~~~

I'd say the hoodrats would be a better option than Bertha Butt, his co-worker.

Unless Matt has a thing for big girls....


:eek7:

no! no! NO!



lol... I want neither. Yuck!

no! no! NO!



lol... I want neither. Yuck!

Yuck!?! What was wrong with those two fine women?

So what if they're a little skanky? So what if their sex list is equal to the L.A. phone book? So what if you need to tie a board across your ass to keep from falling in? So what...I think you get the point.

no! no! NO!



lol... I want neither. Yuck!


:bs:

Hey Matt, it's okay...even big girls need some lovin, you know you wanna hit that :naughty:

even big girls need some lovin...

...because you'll never know when they'll get skinny.

you guys are terrible!!! haha

What? You come in here posting stuff that has anything remotely to do with females, and you expect mature correspondence with the rest of us???

HAHA :lol:

redneck if you need help with Bertha Butt, i have a set of simple instructions for you. 1) Spread some flour on her to find the wet spot. 2) Smack the fat. 3) Ride the wave in. Enjoy! :thumbsup:

Horrible visuals from that one. I need to go cleanse my mind with some hardcore drugs now...

i was just tryin to help redneck out :naughty:

I take it you have had personal experience with Bertha herself?

redneck if you need help with Bertha Butt, i have a set of simple instructions for you. 1) Spread some flour on her to find the wet spot. 2) Smack the fat. 3) Ride the wave in. Enjoy! :thumbsup:
Won't be able to jerk off for a month, thanks to that. :icon16:

I take it you have had personal experience with Bertha herself?

shh, dont let redneck hear that! he wont want any of the action if he hears shes used goods.











but seriously...gross haha

ew guys... that's terrible... yuck...


Not funny. :lol: