this is a street racing story we make up.
i'll start and the next poster builds on.





So i was changing my brake pads today, and some guy in a integra gsr saw me and he was like hey wanna run so i was like "sure" so we did and we were dead even up until 140 mph then my superior gearing and top end beat him, i shut down at 160 and say goodbye and gave a thumbs up.

At 160 mph all hope seemed lost for the gsr, that is until he hit the NOS button, which took him straight up to 200 mph, blowing by dr1ftk1d.

cept the NAWWZ exploded and killed them both, end of movie...

Ok ok, cept the NAWWZ exploded and killed gsr driver becuase some Indian shot at them with a bow and arrow, the indian also drove a civic.

Yaha!! Civ ownz Joo!! Plowing through the burning metal of the GSR. Furiously Civ comes flying up on drftk1d. The Civ leaving a track of flamz behind him.

Looking cooler than ever Civ says "Wanna race sucka?" Suddenly, drftk1d wets himself, although weakly, drftk1d nods his head in total fear. Civ honks the race down *Honk! Honk! Honk!*...before the race starts, Civ shoots out drftk1ds tires with his arrow. Civ takes off..."Good luck stopping without your brake pads installed!!"...

Gee this is fun :)

Suddenly the guy in the camaro who has twice the cylinders as everbody else roars past HEHHEHE until he realises gas was so expensive and he forgot to refill DAMN GAS PRICES. 2.00$ for a gallon and i got like 10 in the city.

Perhaps I should not post again so soon, but what the heck im going to post whore so I can be just like dampachi...

So the camaro runs out of gas and a Red F-150 Lightning tows him back, but on the way the Lightning pulls up next DetroitMuscle who then gets his ass whooped by a pickup pulling a camaro, but then the L runs out of gas too and Detroit passes me....

And then here comes the maxima, spewing transmission fluid all over the front of his competitors (read my thread) causing them all to crash, and causing everyone else to crash, even the ones not racing, then, all of a sudden....

But never fear. Clawhammer with his 110 hp CRX, that gets 38 mpg comes to the rescue and burns DetroitMuscle.

But low an behold. That damn geo that burned Detroit smokes all of us. Alas, Civ defeated, goes to the nearest Grey Hound to get his bus pass. His keys shall never awaken the Civ again. Although, those still out there have a prayer to make a comeback on that Geo.

^^ LOL until the CIV man finds out the bus has a bomb and if he doesn't keep it at 100mph she blows up so he figures what the hell grabs the wheel and punchs it on the way bumpdrafting the geo until the thing finally blows up.

but it wasnt too hard since the bus was an autobot and could transform into a nextel cup car.

And then Ryan newman in the autobot nextel bus goes ripping through downtown new york city...but oh no he's slowing down!! why!?!? Because Ryan Newman is only good for one lap that's why...then the purple geo with the 502 merlin swap making 900 hp catches back up...ahhh it's dead even!

Then the beutiful scream of 19,000Rpm is herd a the blue and yellow of renualt comes ripping through to take the lead.

What's this!!?!?!?! all of the sudden, the XXX Rocker comes flying up next to the renualt on his buffalo, with his mighty boomstick to avenge civ's death... OHH NO!!!!! He Mis-shifts, tries to double clutch, but apparently his mighty beast doesn't like being kicked in the balls, and throws his rider, who in tern ends up in the back of RedLightning's pickup bed as...

...Paul Walker comes flying down the street on his nitrous powered tricycle! He reaches out for xxx rocker trying to get him to jump! xXxRocker jumps into his arms out of redlighting's bed, and Paul Walker gets a good feeling in a naughty place as xXxRocker lands in his lap...

..and then a guy in a chevytruck pulling a mysterious white car comes flying in, unloads the car, which just happens to be Casper, the friendly ghost, who inturn spooks Walker and his NO2 powered Tricycle and proceeds to half track everybody for 660 ft before running out of gear and hitting his 7000 rpm rev limiter....with the fuel cell nearly empty and the temp. guage approaching 190-degrees, Casper has to spook his way back on the trailer while.....

The blue Z3 for Goldeneye pulls up and blasts everybody all to hell with its stinger missles,maching guns, and Pierce's excellent shooting. Then the cars runs out of ammo....

Then comes in...THE FLYING DELOREAN FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE! The old white haired guy jumps out, grabs michael schumacher, and sends him back in time to 1953, where he is a teammate to juan manuel fangio, at the German Grand Prix at the Nurburgring Nordshliefe...then just before the drop of the green flag...

Adolf Hitler appears from the dead and demands that we clenses the world of all V6 Mustangs. All v6 mustang owners are put into concentration camps and the world is safe atleast. . .untill. . .

The guy from back to future flyes alittle foward in the future and keeps the benz from flipping a few years later, Screws up audi's le mans program, but back to the race all the sudden the mysterious white appears who could it be but http://www.abc.net.au/children/includes/shows/images/speed_296.jpg thats right SPEED RACER who is screwed up 3 turns later by
Takumi in his AE86..........when............

...THE ICE CREAM MAN! he's all "bitch I got rocky road, you're NAWZZZ has NOTHING on my ROCKY ROAD!...

Does he have choclate chip cookie dough ice cream?
Lol

No racer X stole it all!!!


















































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then parnelli jones wins the indy 500 in a ford pinto with a huge wing and some vtec stickers on it, meanwhile godzilla is going 15 rounds with king kong and bill brasky at madison square garden! they called it a draw when godzilla ate king kong and brasky had sex with godzilla

then some guy said look over there, and king kong called donkey kong out and out came all of his friends from mario kart, they set up mountain runs with hitler and the other f1 drivers. of course takumi beat schumi.

And then Yoshi busts out his special banana peel and makes schumi and takumi spin out...tje dinosaur wins! And then he bones all of the grid girls and pleasures them with his dinosaur sized penis...

bill braskys is larger...

whoa whoa whoa keep it clean

Oops. I didn't know posting 4 times a day was post whoring. Sorry. :(

Oh yeah...on topic...um...um....And then kittens save this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTMF! Civ died??!! :( The story just sucked after I died. Just goes to show without the indian, there's no good stories anymore :disappoin . L8...

hey, hey, hey I took the place of the indian... well sorta!!!! that is apparently until paul walker had his way with me...

OHHH what's this... the kittens are too late!!!! Here comes burnt Rice with his Super/Turbocharged fuel injected diesel toyta echo, boosting at 4000PSI!!!!!! He hits the NAWWWZZZZ, and starts to pass Yoshi until he gets the "danger to intake manifold!!!!!" Warning, b/c he was granny shifiting instead of double clutching like he shoulda been, when al of the sudden...

....the floor panel blows out on his super turbocharged diesel echo boosting at 4000 psi, oh no! Burntrice falls through the bottom of his own car and gets run over by it....now the driverless echo crusing along at 400 mph is headed right towards Wayne Newton when....

Wayne newton hops into the echo and rides off into the sunset... litterally, the superfast echo has rockets mounted in the trunk and shoots off into outerspace...

then Vanilla Ice rides up on a sweet moped and says "Yo, VIP, Dag, that wayne newton is pretty fly for a white guy" then Vanilla Ice turns into a giant pudding pak and Bill Cosby runs over and says "Kids say the darndest things!"

while bill cosby is eating his pudding. the echo in space suddenly makes a big bang.

falling to earth is redneck in his z, looking for someone to race he comes across formulaLt1.....

whose special engine growth formula made his v8 sprout an extra 2 cylinders, giving him 100 extra hp. however, the other 2 cylinders were not sealed well, so some of the magic formula dripped on rednecks engine and made it grow an extra turbo, allowing 80 psi to be run. So they both lined up and

Redneck "You got banned too?"
FormulaLT1 "Yeah WTF mate?"
Redneck "Ssshhhh they might hear you"
Formula LT1 "who?"

...just before the flag drops, street_racer_00 runs naked out in front of them...they are instantly blinded, and run straight into eachother, causing a massive forced induction cubic inches catastrophe...

which turn into a amc pacer.

..which was powered by a 500 cubic inch blown 8000 hp top fuel engine that....

got beat by my purple 3 speed dodge neon due to traction and than....

in another part of twon Musashi3000GT rolls up to a massive wreck full of debris and shattered metal and body parts all over the place. amongst the wreck he finds a broken arrow with Civracers mark on it. He calls XXXRocker5150. "yo little bro, what happened?" Rocker tell Musashi of Civ's fall onto Paul Walker and how he died a slow painfull death from Puallie poisoning. "Rocker, assemle the team, call all the guys together, we have a job to do". So Igovert, YoungVR4, XXXRocker5150, Musashi3000GT, 3KSL95, and Civ's dad the grand chief all assemble into what history would come to call "The Great 3000GT Alliance" and they all go off in different directions to gather the dragonballs. After defeating Goku (Musashi= teh win of hand to hand combat) and stealing the final dragonball Musashi summons Shenlong, the great dragon and wishes for Civ and his trusty steed to be brought back to life.

now you can finally pay me back those $3.00 you owe me Civ!

But wait all of the sudden the evil super-sayan Freeza-Burntrice says WHY YOU ALL UP IN MY KOOL-AID WITHOUT EVEN KNOWIN' THE FLAVA!!!! as he...

in another part of twon Musashi3000GT rolls up to a massive wreck full of debris and shattered metal and body parts all over the place. amongst the wreck he finds a broken arrow with Civracers mark on it. He calls XXXRocker5150. "yo little bro, what happened?" Rocker tell Musashi of Civ's fall onto Paul Walker and how he died a slow painfull death from Puallie poisoning. "Rocker, assemle the team, call all the guys together, we have a job to do". So Igovert, YoungVR4, XXXRocker5150, Musashi3000GT, 3KSL95, and Civ's dad the grand chief all assemble into what history would come to call "The Great 3000GT Alliance" and they all go off in different directions to gather the dragonballs. After defeating Goku (Musashi= teh win of hand to hand combat) and stealing the final dragonball Musashi summons Shenlong, the great dragon and wishes for Civ and his trusty steed to be brought back to life.


dude you wasted the dragonballs on a civic? sigh.

dude you wasted the dragonballs on a civic? sigh.
HE owed me three bucks man! THREE BUCKS! thats a anime rental right freaking there yo!

You should have wished for all the 3000GT problems to be over with ie Gateway,Igovert. Who knows whos next.

Having been wished back by Musashi, Civ takes action and meets up with Musashi.

Musashi: "Where's my money nugga?" Civ withdraws his pistol (my bow and arrow are gone, they were never wished back). *Bang!*

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Having done that, Civ makes his way back into the race riding on his wolf, Greystar. They are inching towards first when suddenly...

When chexmixa Passes him in his Srt-4 yelling VVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when suddenly

Chexmixa passes out from yelling for so long! Thus he crashes, his SRT-4 explodes, and he is sent into outer space where for some reason, Redneck and FormulaLT1 are still there. He then lands shotgun in Red's car. But, for no reason at all, a huge meteor crashes into them, crushing them, and then the meteor burns up coming into the earths atmosphere. Alas, chexmixa, Redneck, and formula are no more. Continueing on....

A steam roller with vtec and naawwwwz is rolling down the street towards them at an incredible speed (vtec+nawwwwzz=9 billion torque)

But for some reason all that torque in the steam rolla twists the chassy, causing it to crumble up into a little ball :screwy: . Civ is now in second, chasing down whoever the hell is in first. BTW...who the hell is in first? Could it be? Civ is actually in first, holy shiz!!

"Faster Greystar! We gonna win this race! Then when we win, we'll buy AF.com and bring back teh modz!! Yaaahhhh!!

Civ continues his advance forward...

AHHHH Civ you son of a!
:eek7:

Hope ya likz ya money burnin in hellz!!...No one is in sight. Civ can see the finish line off in the distance. Still there is no one!! Can Civ take the win to save all teh modz. Unless...

...unless MICHAEL JACKSON makes an appearence in the middle of the road! He gives Civ some of his famous jesus juice, and it is so potent that Civ falls off grey star and takes a nap...when he wakes, he finds that his asshole really hurts...

Curse you Michael!! But Civ turns around to see that street racer is lying behind him with a smile on his face :eek:. Civ jumps and runs to the finish line!! 'Son of a bitch it hurts to run' Civ thinks to himself. When...

Thats when CassiesMan decides to join the race in its last legs. The magical S54 powered 325i with UBERCHARGER OF DOOM 2K5!!!oneoneone!!!!1111!!!shiftone!11 quckily catches up to the last racers, and realizing there is no way Civ could cause as much damage as a deer, he pilots the car towards the running Native American (I can be politically correct!!)

But suddenly Cassiesman doesn't want to be involved in a Hate Crime towards Native Americans, realizing the penalties could be worse than the treatment street racer gave Civ earlier. So Cassie swerves off the road, hits a tree, and is projected through his windshield 50 ft in the air. He luckily lands in a pile of elephant poop, thus saving his life.

Civ is still in the lead, everyone is dying around him. It is inevitable for him to lose...

Edit: Civ racer has vtak so he beat me to the post

And thats when Ku, the true God of Blood and Death, comes down in gigantic statue form, falling on Civs legs, breaking them both, and chanting in a Hawaiian Accent "YOU WILL NOT PASS SSSSS SS S". He then lets Paul Walker rape civ.

But for some reason Ku had mistaken Cassiesman for Civ. Paul > Cassiesman. So once again, Civ is still striding for the finsih line, bowlegged might I add. Curse you street racer...

Yet again Civ beats chex to the punch because he has vtak. :mad:

Once again, Vtak beat you to the punch Chexmixa!!

Suddenly Chexmixa is brought back to life, He quickly maniges to bondo Cassie's recked bimmer and drives towards the finish.

Edit: passing civ along the way :iceslolan

So, remembering Civ still had the bow and arrow (I owe you Chex) he shoots directly through the back windshield, piercing chex in the back of the da head. Again, Cassies bimma swerves off the side of the road and hits a tree. Civ runs by, thumb up in the air. Peace nukka!!

Unbenouced to Civ Chex had a dummy inplace of the driver and was actually finishing up his jet pack he was working on. He quickly started it up and took off passing civ yet again, with quite a high altitude so that civ could not shoot him down with his injun tricks.

But not realizing how high he was going, Chex went into outer space as well. His head soon exploded because of lack of air. Civ moves on, another foe conquered...

Chex decides that he cannot win because no matter what he did, Civ still found a way to thwart his plans. Chex then calls BUREAU OF INDIAN AFFAIRS and tells them Civ has illegaly left his reservation, in hopes that they wont let him win the race.

Civ then tells the Buruea that if he wins, all indians will be set free! The Buruea allows him to move on. The finish line is still in the distance, Civ is still running, the pain is going away from his butt, but now he is feeling it in his lungs and legs...anyone care to try and kill me off?

Somewhere in the united states a Nuclear Power plant has a melt down spuing radiation everywhere. The radiation reached a house with a life size john wayne statue, suddenly the statue springs to life. He turns on the TV to find Civ ahead in "THE GREAT STREET RACE" he immediately departs to stop civ.

Unfortunately, it's too late!! Because...

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That was a well fought race boyz. I'm going to celebrate my victory now. You boyz can chat amongst yourselves. I Civ, am exhausted. I will have to bookmark this page although. This had to be one of the funniest races ever though. It should be a book :thumbsup:. L8...

A few miles back Musashi wakes up and realizes Civ shot him in the head. "that bastard didnt realize I was a Mc Cloud of the clan Mc Cloud, I am immortal and I cannot die" Infurriated Musashi jumps to his feet and unsheathes his sword. "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" He hops into his 3000GT and presses the big red button by smashing his head into it ..."WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" the 3000GT suddenly shoots straight up into the air and transforms into the head of the mighty mech Megas 3000GT XLR GT-R 11111+1

I'll kill you and take my 3 bucks back you little cheat! "THERE CAN BE ONLY 1 CIV!"

However, as he crosses the line, Cassie gets back in his severly wrecked Bimmer, and uses whats left of it to drive over civ many times. And if that didnt kill him, the Uber STD he gto from the Vegas hooker does. You win the race, I win life.

To add insult to injury John Wayne finally catches up with Civ and steals his trophy and gives it to Chexmixa's family saying he won the race.

Unfortunately:

As Musashi's 3KGT was transforming, he realized that being inside was a huge mistake! During it's transformation, Musashi was mangled up inside the head. Although it transformed, it did him no good without being alive to operate it.

CassiesMan got his bimma fixed. Although he thought he won in life, he died days later when his bimma fell apart due to the fact that the Elmer's glue he used gave away. Thus when his car fell apart, he hit the ground, and then was ran over by several cars, that including Burntrices turbo echo and v6 stang.

Chexmixa went on to brag about his winning the "Street Race". But Civ later foiled his story by showing the entire family the vid of Civ winning the race and then having his trophy stolen by John Wayne. Currently Chex lives in a small shack out in the snow in the further parts of the colder North Pole.

Civ was cured of his STD, seems that it was a temporary STD cured by a simple dose of Tylenol. He now enjoys relaxing days in the fair state of Utah. Surprisingly, he's still kicking. Going about on a daily basis, racing as always, and he still has time to write up great stories for all you young fellows out there. Congrats Civ!! You've earned it. THE END...

GDI Civ how come u allways get to win. WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????????????

Although Chex lives in the North Pole, he also made it into the Guiness Book Of World Records for the largest porno stash anyone has ever purchased. There he resides, with his porno, and all the ramen noodles he can eat. Alone...happily ever after. L8...

.... and then... the best part happened.. civ racer woke up to find out that all of this was just a dream.
:lol: :rofl: :loser: :iceslolan :grinno: :screwy: :naughty: :banghead: :banghead:

Somebody hassnt seen Megas XLR on cartoon network. the whole car IS the head, it dosent transform! so Musashi was never mangled. instead Civ woke up and realized it was a drug induced dream brought on by the heavy amounts of morphine given to civ to keep him alive from the severe beating he recieved from Musashi. Musashi had ireversably disfigurated Civ and stolen his wallet too with his 3 bucks plus change. Civ layed in the hospital hooked up to a life support machine and slowly slipped away. Chexmixa had actually won the race cause SRT-4 = teh win +1. and cassiesman was approaced by a hollywood director who also happened to be Clive Owen's agent (clive owen is the dude in all those Bimmer movies who can really drive, he also played King Arthur and is in the new Sin City movie) and became a huge hollywood star after playing the lead role in AF the movie. he slept with many many super models and caught many many STDs there after.

Burntrice faked some papers and convinced the court that he was Civracers husband and therefore his legal guardian and disconected Civ's life support machine. Jeb Bush and a bunch of other people rallied to save Civ but burntrice shot Jeb Bush in the nuts and Civ died shortly after ( and once you die a second time not even the dragonballs can bring you back).

Then everyone realized that everything Burntrice says is bullshit...

Unfortunately for Musashi, after stealing the 3 bucks from Civ, he walked out of the hospital only to be hit by an Ambulance Truck rushing in CassiesMan who was dying of STD's. Musashi ended up in hell only to find Civ had made good friends with Lucifer himself. There Musashi resides being tortured for life. And guess what, I own your Dragonballz. So there ain't nuthin you can do about it.

As CassiesMan was being rushed into the hospital, the medical workers tipped over his cart, where he fell in between the automatic doors. The sensors, not realizing he was there, closed on his neck. Cassie kicked and squirmed but to our disappointment, he suffocated before anyone could get to him. L8...

Musashi quickly made his way to the 7th layer of hell where he met with Malbolgia (the devil dude from the Spawn comics) Malbolgia made the same deal with musashi that he always makes and sent Musashi back to earth as Musashi Spawn!
To assure that Civ would not try the same crap he told Malbolgia that Civ drove a civic which even in hell it is a detestable car so Civracer stayed stuck in hell for all eternity as Lucifers little lap puppet.
Musashi Spawn broke into the batcave and stole batman's spaceship that he uses to travel back and forth from the justice league spaces station. Musashi used the spaceship to go look for Redneck and the rest of the mods who had been casted into deep space.


You can also buy Musashi Spawn toys now at toys-r-us for a limited time. availabe in the Mc Farlane toy section.

Yes I Won The Race!!!!

Just goes to show that Srt-4 can never be beat.
<Chexmixa's ego inflates to inhuman preportions makeing it so that no one can fit into any room with him>

seems everyone forgot about detroit muscle... while everyone was having sex and killing each other he stole the geo metro that beat his ass and zoomed by at 5000mph and won the race first... but the victory was short lived when...

He realized he was driving a geo metro and shot himself. (Civ plz insert Paint here) Chex was able to part ways with his ego and go on with life, later finding a cure for cancer and aids and winning the nobel peace price. On top of that he maniged to have relations with Brooke Burke, (forgot her name) the hot chick from dark angle, and Angelina Jolie (sp?)

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Civ still winz!! L8...

lol... those pics are awesome

But Civ was soon discovered by some evil injun tribe and executed.

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^ as you can see they are all in hell now.

On top of that he maniged to have relations with Brooke Burke, (forgot her name) the hot chick from dark angle, and Angelina Jolie (sp?)
Forget Angelina, and Brooke the chick you were talking about from dark angel is Jessica. Alba. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: #1
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Chexmixa passes out from yelling for so long! Thus he crashes, his SRT-4 explodes, and he is sent into outer space where for some reason, Redneck and FormulaLT1 are still there. He then lands shotgun in Red's car. But, for no reason at all, a huge meteor crashes into them, crushing them, and then the meteor burns up coming into the earths atmosphere. Alas, chexmixa, Redneck, and formula are no more. Continueing on....
but then Formula being the superhero he is :biggrin:, comes back to life cause no atmosphere can destroy him but Matt AKA Redneck was crying like a little girl the whole time :iceslolan.

but then Formula being the superhero he is :biggrin:, comes back to life cause no atmosphere can destroy him but Matt AKA Redneck was crying like a little girl the whole time :iceslolan.


Andy Hypsi beats all with his grandma car from helll!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet, drftk1d is in japan on the wangan in his 20b powered 929 sedan. He lines up to a mysterious car, its all black with carbon fiber tints and black rims in front and carbon fiber rims in back and exhaust and black headlights. Next to the black car is burnt rice in a pink mustang v6; its running on only 5 cylinders because a sparkplug fell into the cylinder and broke apart and it is slowly tearing apart the block from the inside, but burntrice cares not because a) he still wants to race and b)
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lets him touch her titty and says that if he wins then the other is his.

so the highway is blocked off by the 3 cars, each revs, 1,2,3, and then...

Jessica Alba makes out with J-Lo :)