I just got my Stang back a few days ago so i absolutly had to chill out with racing. Anyways, This chill kid from my school owns a 1995 Purple Geo Metro Hatchback with the I-3 Engine. Hes got a custom intake that snakes down to the front bumper and complete exhaust. Now i must say it really sounds bad and the purple paint job doesnt help it so my friends and i were trash talking his ride and my friend Kyle offered to race him with his 93' Sentra. Surprisingly after school they both raced and the Geo came up top. I couldnt believe my eyes so i had to race him. I hopped in my car and we both lined up at our favorite "strip". Long story short my bald ass tires got little traction and the little bastard killed me not once but 6 times.......

I don't know what to tell you Detroit. When Metro's start killing you, that's when I think it's time to hang up the keys, and get a bus pass. L8...

I don't know what to tell you Detroit. When Metro's start killing you, that's when I think it's time to hang up the keys, and get a bus pass. L8...
:1: Either that or brag about getting a GT.

Man I wish Dampachi was here :lol:

Does anybody smell BS here? It may just be me, but maybe he's using reverse psychology on us and claiming he's more of a retard than he really is (if that's possible) in a sick attempt to get attention.

Dear God, it doesn't get much worse than that.

:spit:

bawahahaha..

This is one of the races races you post in the thread called "the kills you've been too embarrassed to claim" Geos really can be sleepers motor swap and there already so light.....

Guys...for once...I don't even know what to say.

afterwards did you say you could beat him with your GT. But when a geo metro is beating you in a race, you know how slow you are. But this doesnt sound right either. I know your car isnt good for much more than a high 16 second run, but a I3 Geo is like a 19-20 second run.

you know, maybe he had the car stuck in neutral and just revved the engine pretending to race so that the metro guy would smoke him 6 times, and on the 7th decided to put it into drive, but by that time the metro guy left

I got to admit Detroit, having the cojones to admit you got killed, errrr I mean murdered not once, but six consecutive times by a Geo Metro then posting it here takes some big ones.

I got to admit Detroit, having the cojones to admit you got killed, errrr I mean murdered not once, but six consecutive times by a Geo Metro then posting it here takes some big ones.


Either balls or lack of chromosomes

I dont think Mustangs are that slow, no way can a 3-cyl metro out run him! where the hell is that new guy from new york with the v6 mustang.....what was his name? oh yeah, Realhate. he's gonna love reading this one!

dont doubt it... we have a couple really fast ford festivas around cleveland

:evillol:

Im really just confused about this...losing to a Geo...6 times? thats just too embarassing to be true...What was going through your mind by about the 4th race? "man I lost to a geo 3 times straight, but this time I'll get him"

either way good...wait, nothing was good about that...

WTF mate?

I have killed a few mustangs with my '87 Turbo Chevy Sprint. Light car + boost = quick. :)

Well Detroitmuscle, it just may be time for you to start saving up for a GT...or PERHAPS you can swap in a 2.4L ECOTEC and make MAD TYTE POWAH! Lol where is ECOT3C when you need him?

But on a serious note, if this isn't bs, start looking for a car that will break into the 15's stock and work with that, your stang isn't cutting it.

yes as unbelievable as it sounds the Metro murdered my Stang. Factor in my bald tires,400 lbs of sandbags in my trunk and that equals being showed up....

If you raced him 6 times, wouldn't it occur to you around race 2 or three to take the sandbags out?

Nah i didnt feel like dumping them out on the side of the road because theres a small chance it could snow again and i dont want to dump the sandbags back in

So are you saying you didn't really lose ... you were just sand bagging? http://www.jekylhyderacing.com/images/lmfao.gifhttp://www.jekylhyderacing.com/images/lmfao.gifhttp://www.jekylhyderacing.com/images/lmfao.gif

bro...... why the hell are you racing will bald tires with the chance of snow lingering above you?

WHY A GEO for that matter
WTF Happend?!
WHY! :wtf:

Whats worse having to remove them and replace them, or being known as that guy who lost to a metro...





6 times!!!!!!!!

You're none too smart my friend. Racing with bald tires and driving in snow with bald tires.

GET SOME NEW DAMN TIRES!!!!! :grinno:

At least you gave me a good laugh.

lol, I remember when this guy with an 11 second hatchback came to the races once...and there was no one fast enough to run with him...so he started people like, 5 people in his car so he could run with people...and he still beat 'em! It was hella funny to see 5 people crammed into that civic hatch before a race...my friend and I said he should strap a sectional couch to the roof and let people sit up there too, lol.

Detroit, how much cash do you have saved up for the GT?

i got about 2200 dollars right now in the bank ....Im selling the Mustang for 3500 and the rest will be taken care of with a loan(thanx mom!). Iam looking for a 99+GT for under 10K.....

i got about 2200 dollars right now in the bank ....Im selling the Mustang for 3500 and the rest will be taken care of with a loan(thanx mom!). Iam looking for a 99+GT for under 10K.....

looks like your looken for a high mileage beat up GT eh? Gluck with that man. I would suggest putting down your 5.7k and buying like a used 03-04 with 20k miles on the clock for like 18k. With roughly 6 k down financing 12k over 48 months your payments will be piece of cake if you have some kind of job.

Buy a metro and mod it like that dude did. Atleast you know the Geo's faster than your Mustang. Or, buy a Geo and swap the engine with some kind of V8. Where's that one vid of the dude with the freaky Metro. I think it was a 10 or 9 sec Geo anywho. That's what you need right there Detroit. L8...

Make sure you've got enough income to cover the insurance on a v8 though, it's like a thousand dollars extra for me a year to have a v8.

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Patrick is it? I know you were previously banned under the username burntrice087. So that right there makes anything you say not believable. If you re-register, we will catch you. It might not be the same day, but it will happen. You are nothing but a attention whore. So please, go somehwhere else.

Lol the mods these days are getten vicious. Detroit wasn't hurten no body lol.

Lol the mods these days are getten vicious. Detroit wasn't hurten no body lol.

Yes he was...several of my brain cells died with every post of his that I read. And I don't have many to spare. Thanks mods!

I'm surprised he would even want to sign up again after everybody started picking on him. Maybe that's exactly what he wanted. :dunno:

C'mon, your car can't be that slow!! I know he might be breaking a few rules, but he entertains me SOOO much!

:rofl: ^ That's a good one!

wow... u got smoked by a geo metro???? I really don't know what to say to that, but better luck next time...

No, but he re-registered after he was banned. He would be wise to not re-register, or I will make sure his current ban sticks.

DUDE i could my maro in reverse and smoke a metro come on. Damn i actully had a friend that had a ATV that bit one come on. Then again where i live there are only like 3 of them I live in a mountin aera and they have a tendency not to make it up some aeras. If your going to come back to get some attention make atleast a interesting story.

Ok...2200+3500=5700, how much of a loan are you getting? Im just asking becuase right now, I'd say screw the idea of a GT, and just get any car thats faster than the V6.

No, but he re-registered after he was banned. He would be wise to not re-register, or I will make sure his current ban sticks.

Wait a sec...is this why some of the mods have been "banned" becuase they decided to let burntrice come back as long as he didn't start any trouble?

jesus F'in christ... i leave to new york for 4 days and i come back to this... detroit... your a disgrace to any mustang v6 owner

yes even the 50 something year old women... im speechless

my half crazy teacher has a V6 stang...she doesn't even know our names she just counts to see if we are all there

i had a vice princple that had a 99 VR4 the year they came out. music teacher that has had 3 brand new benz.

Haha, sounds like your music teacher was slingin blow.

I raced my friends geo prism with my girlfriends 92 mustang lx 4 cylinder and got smoked really bad. i think that her mustang is the slowest car on the planet earth!

imo kris is a lil honry lol. Ban happy :)

aww making fun of detroit muscle was one of my favorite things to do here. . .now who will we pick on?

daimler motor carriage > burntrice v6 mustang

Haha, sounds like your music teacher was slingin blow.
Not all 3 at once. at 600,a 500, then a SLK Kompressor. The only i hated every one she got she had it painted gold. The same color as here shoes Lol.

still, that teacher must have been making mad scrilla...you ever seen varsity blues, with the female teacher driving the saleen mustang? She was stripping on the weekends :p

... I wish my teacher looked like that, oh well.

imo kris is a lil honry lol. Ban happy :)
I have banned 3 people in the past year. So i think you're wrong there.

i had a vice princple that had a 99 VR4 the year they came out. music teacher that has had 3 brand new benz.

i had a gym teacher witha mk4 supra, music teacher with integra gsr, sociology teacher with a modded wrx, psyschology teacher with a civic si ,a history teacher with a old school boss mustang.

oh and the other gym teacher had a twin tubro stealth.

Wow, all my high school teachers must have been poor lol...the coolest car any of them had was an Audi A4 2.8 quattro, whoopee. Although at my college, one of the profs drives a screamin' yellow RX-8, looks awesome.

but ont the flipside, the student parking lot was all camrys, accords, and saturns, lol.

one professor at my college has a 03 cobra, and another has a sti.

oh and i forgot to say, you know you suck when somebody calls bs on your death.