Another great story for our Hero CivRacer. I figured I'd continue telling stories this way. It's more creative and fun. Plus I'm going to shoot for best story teller next year.

Today's Perilous adventure involves another Civic. Who would have thought that it could ever happen :rolleyes: ? Practically my good twin. I like to think I'm the evil one :naughty: .

Civ cruises State once again, granny style. Trying to tone things down for himself these days. Casually our Hero drives, surprisingly 5 under the speed limit! Who ever heard of such a thing? It was never though to be a feat that he could conquer, but yet our Hero surprises us once again!

ALAS! The white night appears by his side. Glancing over, our fearless hero decides that he must take action to slay his foe. His foe holds up 3 fingers to our hero :eek: . A challenge you say? Very well. Civ accepts his challenge and whoa's his black steed to 45 mph, and drops to 2nd. RRRRRIIINNNNIINNNNN....

*HONK, HONK, HONK* WAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAARRRRGGGGGGG. Shift to 3rd at 6500 RPMs. Civ's noble steed takes the lead by a car length. He takes a glance back, and see's but only his challenger's headlights fading back further and further as his steed gallops faster:sunglasse . Shift to 4th for only a few seconds before he reaches for the Triangle of Doom to finish his foe. *Click* His enemy is crushed. But alas, Civ slows down and his foe approaches slowly. He rolls down his window, and signals the sign of a good sport. :thumbsup: . His foe returns the gesture and turns away. Noticing the APC sticker on the butt of his foes steed. :grinno:

Ahh, not a worthy opponent, but a poser at that. Granted he put up a noble fight. Still, a very exciting night. But our hero faced trials further into the night that he will not mention. It was a shameful night for our hero indeed :disappoin . The only to Jetta GLX VR6's in the valley, and our hero was crushed. This story cannot be told. It was too hurtful for our hero to bare such a scar.

Hey, sometimes even the worst cases cannot be told. Enjoy. L8...

APC stickers on a Horse... now that'd be funny to see.


Hmm, I'll have to make a quick stop down at my friends stables.. ;)

APC stickers on a horse? Man, I'd NEVER put APC stickers anywhere near my mustang.

lol good story man

I thought APC made surge protectors? lol.

no way, APC is a band.

APC is a home depot term, short for "ancilliary product code" :D

haha very intreguing writing there civ...definately gonna be a close call next year in the awards

Haha, good story man. I like the fairytale twist. I liked the first one more though with the "fair maiden and her dad the king". still this one was cool too.

DEfinantley the best story since rednecks MISSSSHHIFFFFTTTT story. Nice job with the farytale theme.

Civ accepts his challenge and whoa's his black steed to 45 mph, and drops to 2nd. RRRRRIIINNNNIINNNNN....
*HONK, HONK, HONK* WAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAARRRRGGGGGGG.

BTW if your car is making those noises you should see a mechanic. :p

DEfinantley the best story since rednecks MISSSSHHIFFFFTTTT story. Nice job with the farytale theme.

BTW if your car is making those noises you should see a mechanic. :p

I figure the whole Fairytale thing makes stories much more interesting and exciting to read. Plus, some day my fairytale of beating a Mustang GT could come into play. That's quite a ways down the road for our hero CivRacer :biggrin: .

As for the noises, yeah, I think a Turbo kit could solve those problems, or better yet, drop in a new motor (maybe a B18C1 :naughty: ). But we'll see. I want to get the most I can out of the little D I have in my Civ for now. L8...

You cant spell CRAP without APC

You're really going for that "Best story telling award", lol.

must you use the word..."steed"? :p

DEfinantley the best story since rednecks MISSSSHHIFFFFTTTT story.



What can I say... Misshifts make for great story tellin! :grinno:

lmao. good story, good race. it was funny.

AdRiAn

my girlfriend went "why don't you talk about me like that"


my response... "cause you never want to be in the car with me when i race"

we're still fighting as i type :-d

civ... u almost got my girl ... bastard heh

What can I say, I'm just another regular Cassanova :smokin: ...

Just playin' Killah. If things don't work out, I'll buy you a soda and mail it to you. What's you favorite soda? :grinno: . L8...

it's jolt lol

that just reminded me of the family guy episode. "hey big guy.... wanna so...da?"