I got this off of the Neon (not AF) board :D


Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports
cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
AMC Gremlin - I could only afford three-fourths of a Hornet.
AMC Marlin - My father wouldn' t buy me a Camaro.
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Audi 80 - I thought the 4000s was too fast.
Austin-Healey 3000 - I can put raw meat on the transmission hump and
have a well done steak by the time I arrive anywhere.
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Buick Riviera Convertible - I'm not very smart, and I look like it too.
Buick Electra - Hey, it's 30-year old technology. But it's GOOD
30-year old technology.
Buick Reatta - I like ugly, impractical, boring cars.
Cadillac Cimarron - I am stupid enough to pay extra money for an
uglified Chevrolet.
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them
I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government
Chrysler 5th Ave - Did the pushpins come free with the headliner?
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Charger - Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted
for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better
than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a
lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits
pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his
reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in
the shop 280 days per year.
Jeep Wrangler - I am fiercely independent, just like all my
friends with Jeeps
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu
Corp.
Lotus Esprit - Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an
eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Mitsubishi Eclipse GST - Why accelerate? Because you can!
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a
fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Fury - I like driving an air-conditioned sofa that can
carry your car in my trunk as a spare
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise
would be inaccessible to me
Renault 2CV - I think your car is ugly too.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more
inferior than Isuzu
Triumph TR6 - I am an amateur mechanic who enjoys challenge
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
VW Rabbit GTi - My mom won't let me buy a Porsche 'til I finish
Algebra.
VW Jetta - I stopped smoking pot when I got a real job after
college. I swear.
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife
Volvo 240 - Other drivers are unsafe. Let me go ahead and
pull out in front of this guy to slow him down.

Kat, you forgot to put mine in there. Does that mean I’m a nobody??!! :p :hehehe:

J/k :)

LOL, No. It just means that no one can assume you're something your not :lol2:

Thanks to this list, people will think I do the macarena in my free time :bloated:

Nissan Skyline GTR - Leader of the pack in more ways than one.

VW Golf - That i cant afford my dream car

Peugeot 6O7 (With a awesome new Remus exhaust)- I am passionate about what I drive- maybe a little too passionate
BMW 2002- see above

btw it's Citroen 2CV not Renault 2CV

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Nissan Skyline GTR - Leader of the pack in more ways than one.

.... except everyone is going the other way.

hey...wait, my parents took my money and bought me a friggin volvo 240 but too bad...I would've gotten an eclipse.:bandit:

my dad brought me a camry, and i refused it, but he insisted i use it for my learners permit.
and he wont let me sell it till i get a job.

i think a mitsubishi mirage is more suited for the title.

Mitubishi Eclipse GS: Why not eccelerate? Because you can't.

Well, so many people think the Miata is at the top of the list for gay drivers (uh, I'm not).

I think the Tiger says "driver already near-deaf".

Only one of the cars I have ever owned was on there, and I never delivered pizza, and my Daytona was a slow car with an auto, still it could beat a Civic. :D

That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen here, thanks for the laugh, and keep up the good work.