Automobile Acronyms

Automobile Acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Withdrawal

Break My Window
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster


BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DAEWOO

Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

Very Weird

hehehe..
how about this one:
BMW
Buy My Wife [because I want another BMW but don't have money]
I just made it up!
I know, it's stupid.

Thats too funny,,made my day!

CHEVROLET
Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle Relies On Luck Every Time

HONDA
How Odd, No Damned Acceleration

<-----MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along :)

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Anthony
88 RX-7 GXL 85 RX-7 GS

NISSAN FOREVER :D


BMW - Black Man's Wheels

PONTIAC -
Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadallic


Edited by: nizmo@af

Whenever I come up on a car with BMW, I thought it meant Blocking My Way.....

How about this...

AZTEK
Always a big stupid looking pile of drunken dog $hit designed by blind, stupid, cavemen.

Wait, no, that's AABSLPODD$DBBSC. Sorry. I like it though.

:D Oh dude!! These are #%*$in' awesome!!!

How about this for Ford.

F*cked-Up Rebuilt Dodge!

:D

Ford
F6cked On Race Day :)

Or Ferrari.....

Finely
Engineered
Race
Ready
Automobile
Rarely
Intimidated

FERRARI
Fabulous Engined Red Rocket Always Rules Interstates. :)
LAMBORGHINI (If you can some up with a better one, i'd like to hear it:))
Large Auto Mad Bull Origin Rocketing Gas Heap In Neutral Idling (?!)

Originally posted by SledgehammerVette
How about this for Ford.

F*cked-Up Rebuilt Dodge!

:D
Well, that's okay...but it's not an acronymn...
how about
F'd over rebuilt dodge?

SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwords
BMW: Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women (but)
Broke My Wallet

I hade more, if I find them, I will post them

Nissan:

Nice Ingenius Sweet Sounding Accelerating Non-sense;)

:D AZTEK - A Zany Trashy Egocentric Kittycar !

(built by Pontiscrap)

HONDA----Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
ACURA----Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

PORSCHE---Proof Of Rich Spoiled Childern Having Everything

FORD - Found On Rubbish Dump ?

Originally posted by JRR


BMW
Big Money Withdrawal



Hahahah How true! In my country BMW stands for "Bedziesz Mial Wydatki" which means You Will Have Expencess :D

a few more that I've heard:

Ford - Fuckin' Oakies Really Dig'em

Jeep - Junk in Each and Every Part

Chevy - Crappy Heap in Every Vato's Yard

Fiat - Futile Italian Attempt at Technology

Dodge - Dead On Donner Going East (Donner Pass is somewhat near Lake Tahoe)

NISSAN - Nevermind Import tax, Ship Skylines to America Now! :p

Honda - Hot ON Drag Area
Lada - LAst or DeAd
Holden - Heaps of laps done easily now

Here's a couple more:

CHEVROLET

Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Dodge

Dead On Dear God's Earth:flash:

Heres one, TOYOTA

TAKE OFF YOUR OVERSIZED TIRES ASSHOLE!

FORD:

F^cker Only Rolls Downhill

FORD

Fails On Race Day
Fails On Rainy Days

NISSAN - Nevermind Import tax, Ship Skylines to America Now! :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: so true!!

Mitsubishi- May involve turbo, slow unless boost is silly high inside. (not true : / )

Eclipse- Even crankwalk lurks in peoples stock engines.

MUSTANG

Most Use Small Tires And Need Grip

really ? why the tiny tires !!!???

Originally posted by nizmo


PONTIAC -
Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadallic

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:spit: :spit: :spit:

ford = four old rusted doors

AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW:
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
I though this myself: Baverian Muck Wagon :icesangel

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA:
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

MG:
Money Guzzler

MGB:
Might Go Backwards

MGF:
Might Go Forward

MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH:
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

I hope I didn't repeat anything :dogpile:

JEEP
Just Every Engineering Perfection

HONDA
Mostly owned by dumb f*cking adolecents...

NISSAN
Nissan Is Superiority's Sutable Automotive Name ©spooleffect:2003 lol

Originally posted by spooleffect

HONDA
Mostly owned by dumb f*cking adolecents...

:confused: Hmmm... that doesn't fit :) , but actually it does somehow :rolleyes:

BMW

Backyard Motor Works

and since my last name is Ford, I have developed a response to the horrible remarks i get:
FORD

F*ck off Retarded D*ck

I love that one. Ask em again if i've driven a Ford lately...

DODGE

Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

These are awesome...

FORD
Found on road dead
Fix or repair daily
(backwards) Driver Returns on Foot.

The best one listed:
F^cker Only Rolls Downhill - Priceless :)

dont know if these were mentiond already

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hallmark Of Non Discript Automobile

ACURA
Asias Curse Upon Rural America

SEAT- Sorry excuse at transportation
GM- Giant Mistake
FORD- Fast only rolling downhill
HONDA- Hugely overated neon draped automobiles (Just made that one up!)

BMW Burns Money Well

Toyota- Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole

FERRARI - Feel Every Raindrop Ruin A Real Investment

-OR-
Fast, Exotic, Racy, Red And Really Impractical

You forgot

HONDA

Has Obnoxious Noise During Acceleration

Mitsubishi
-Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
-Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

IROC
- I run over children :iceslolan

IROC- Italian Retards Out Cruising

How about this for Ford.

F*cked-Up Rebuilt Dodge!

:D

thats FURD lol

SAAB
Supid-Ass auto Broke!

FIAT - Fun In A Tin :rofl: :lol2:

F-I-A-T. Fix It Again Tony!
It looks as if all the most notable acronyms have been spouted. Now let's see some new ones shall we?

Hold
On
Now
Damn
Asians
-----------------
Big and
Unique
Import
Car
Killer
----------------
Now
I'm
Sellin
Sacks
All
Night
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Good
Engineering
Overlooked
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Thats all i can think of rite now but theres more than these i guarantee that.

CHEVROLET
Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rusts
Or
Leaks
Every
Time

Omni GLH- Goes Like Hell
Evo FQ300- Fucking Quick 300 (Horsepower)
GTO- Gas, Tires, and Orgasms

:evillol: Ford Mustang
Freakin Old Rearwheel Drive Midgets Use Smallest Turbos And Needs Gas.

:grinno: I am Definately not a fan of Mustangs. Go Skylines!!:ylsuper:

Here's one:

AMC: Ain't My Car!!

HONDA - Horsepower Option Never Did Appear