i know, i know, you all thought i was a guy, well i am, this party is for the fu©king 16th ticket i have recieved, what a joy for me. And my 15th isnt even old news yet, jeez im on a roll.

So this time around im doing 50-30mph zone so the cop runs me down, and i tell him im late for a pizza delivery and he says it'll only take a minute, liscense insurance card please. So after 5 minutes he comes back, and is like, "Scott, we caught ya back there for not wearing a seatbelt", im like "what, i swear i was wearing a seatbelt"
Cop - "So you want me to tear this up and write you up a speeding ticket"
Me - "What? no thanks, ill be much happier with this instead of another speeding ticket"

So instead of speeding and getting points and ish on my liscence, its now just some other kick in your ass kinda ticket, so off to court for me once again.

nice work man you're liek my anti idole

16???? Damn. I thought my friend Kyle was bad. What's your insurance like after 16 tickets?

Atleast the cop was nice enough to give u a choice.

OH, i just got my first, 60 in a 35, but wait, it was 1 month after i got my license.

wait, you're gonna fight it???? dont fuck up the hook up the cop gave ya! ;)

nah i aint gonna fight it, the cop said if i did, he'd bring up the speeding ticket also, so imma just pay the fine.

so how much was the fine?

i dont know how much the fine is for it doesnt say on the ticket, i have to wait until i go for the court apperance. oh well.