So I'm in town one night after I got through tanning, and I'm walking out and theres this teenage boy who's acting like he's a badass and shit ya know anyways, I walk out side and he follows......I get in my car and he watches and get's into this newer black transam.....he pulls out before I do and I am just so going the same direction as him, so he slows and switches lanes so I come upon him and he rolls his windows down and starts revvin his engine and shit...showing off ya know.....so I just smile and play with him a lil bit! We end up on maine street at a red light next to eachother and we start a conversation, then as green light goes we both slam the gas pedal down and burn rubber down main street, (and my car wasn't that bad off for a v6) and we slammed on brakes at next red light. He's like dang is that a v8? I said haha no it's my lil v6 he's like sounds good! I was trying to listen to it do you have an aftermarket exhaust and i said no...He's like sounds pretty deep! So we drive off at green light and he follows me into sonic,,,,but it was fun, it was my first race type experience...! Then one day a red trans am pulled up beside me revvin his engine, he didn't know how to drive his car lol!

do did yall 2 hook up at sonics or what????

heck no man! I have me a man.....that one wasn't too great lookin lol! And he was an idiot, he was cool tho' we just talked aboutmy car!

sure sure......:p

o plz.i aint no sleez.........lol!

hey who says you have to be a sleez.... i mean cmon you gotta have some fun every now and then

Lol I don't trust boys, esp. ones I don't know and just meet actin stupid...it's not impressive lol! I'm sorry it just doesnt' do anything 4 me..LMFAO

ooo ok i see.... yea its all good

uhh... wahts a sonic?
and dont say a hedgehog damnit

its like a fast food diner place thing

The Headgehog!!!!!!!

lol, so thats why girls are never interested in me.......




;)

what kinda idiot thinks a stock V6 sounds like a Z28 or SS

An idiot lol!

haha, my g/f who hates cars can tell the diffenece between a t/a and a v6 camaro, i raced one once, it was all souped up though, it wasn't pretty.... oh yeah, and i have the automatic w/ overdrive, 96, how do you stop it from cutting out at 120?

reprogram the computer

what kinda idiot thinks a stock V6 sounds like a Z28 or SS

haha... lying to flirt im guessing :P

uhh... wahts a sonic?
and dont say a hedgehog damnit

A sonic is a fast food place where you can sit in your car and order your food and this really cute 18 year old in short shorts and roller skates brings it out to you. It's GREAT. Daddy like ... Daddy like. :naughty:

heck no man! I have me a man.....that one wasn't too great lookin lol! And he was an idiot, he was cool tho' we just talked aboutmy car!
did the day end at bed? how was he in bed?

umm id rather kno how she is in bed instead of how he is.....

well she wouldnt know how shw was only he would know how she was, so i asked her how he was since thats what she would know... yea know what i mean?
p.s. i would think a girl that wouldn't like sex would be horrible at it, cmon JOIN THE GAME! more and more are getting better daily!

yea i supose....

im sooooo lost, she just talked, didnt go home, no sex, how would she know??

i dont kno were just bsing

U guys pleez don't talk bout me like that, even if ur just bsing! I'm not some dimestore hooker, i have respect for myself and that upsets me! Pleez dont' talk like that

yea, bunch of jerks.

hey all i said was id rather know how you were in bed then that dude

U guys pleez don't talk bout me like that, even if ur just bsing! I'm not some dimestore hooker, i have respect for myself and that upsets me! Pleez dont' talk like that
what about being a pennyho?

what about being a pennyho?


YA ABOUT BEIN A PENNYHO, CUZ I'M NOT! AND NO RIDGE RUNNER i WASN'T TALKING BOUT WHAT U SAID, i WAS TALKING ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS SAYIN THAT I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T........ITS NOT RIGHT!

YA ABOUT BEIN A PENNYHO, CUZ I'M NOT! AND NO RIDGE RUNNER i WASN'T TALKING BOUT WHAT U SAID, i WAS TALKING ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS SAYIN THAT I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T........ITS NOT RIGHT!

oo.. well im sorry... i kinda started it.....

oo.. well im sorry... i kinda started it.....

Well not really, whoever said how was he in bed started it.......But anyways, nothing happened as I've said we just talked for a minute about our cars and then I said well i got to go and he said alright c ya around be safe..that's all.................! I had fun tho'

yeah thats what i was trying to get at with my post...... besides............ we all know IM the dimestore hooker in this forum, this is my turf :)

yeah thats what i was trying to get at with my post...... besides............ we all know IM the dimestore hooker in this forum, this is my turf :)


LMFAO

but for the girls, ill only charge a nickel ;)

but for the girls, ill only charge a nickel ;)

LOL sounds good to me!

better than me.. i charge a quarter.. lol

lol guess that means ill get five times as many girls ;)

...i don't think he would though...kinda scary...lol

actually i did what i never thought i would.. i have a steady girlfriend of 8 months.. no more bumping "Gigalo" while i cruise the strip.. :(

actually i did what i never thought i would.. i have a steady girlfriend of 8 months.. no more bumping "Gigalo" while i cruise the strip.. :(

WOW A LOYAL MAN!

i've had my gf for almsot a month now=) things are gettin' scary longterm for me lol

i've had my gf for almsot a month now=) things are gettin' scary longterm for me lol


Longterm and it's only been a month? Woa

lol wow man, to be honest, i think ive found the girl for me, weve had "something" for about 3 and a half years now. just kinda a weird situation cuz she lives in montanna, and im in virginia :(

lol wow man, to be honest, i think ive found the man for me, weve had "something" for about 3 and a half years now. just kinda a weird situation cuz he likes to dress in women's clothing and really hard spanking's, and im in virginia :(
Wow man, well I'm happy for you & a little disgusted but to each there own. good luck with your life partner. LOL

lol wow man, to be honest, i think ive found the girl for me, weve had "something" for about 3 and a half years now. just kinda a weird situation cuz she lives in montanna, and im in virginia :(


O my goodness I know how you feel! My boyfriend joined the Air Force and he's in Texas right now and i'm in oklahoma. And every job training they have going he said was in Mississippi on the beach...I am very alone and very worried lol!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice subtle edit forumla, had to go recheck my post to see if i actually typed that lol.

and camarochick, if yall are close, you shouldnt worry, and hell screw that, your a girl that drives a camaro, what do you have to worry about ;)

Yeah I got bored and was laughing to myself about that for like 10 solid minutes

hahahahahaha man, you need a girl..... or at least some porn ;)

Dude I go on the internet trust me I could find porn and as for getting a woman I don't know what I'm doing wrong , I think woman don't thinks its sexy when I email them sexy naked pictures of me in a tub of jello. Go figure

lol! now who wouldn't find that sexy?!?!?!

Thats what I'm saying who doesn't like jello and as for me I'm a sexy sexy piece of man whore

maybe they are all jsut men pretending to be women in the chat rooms...hoping you are a girl and will show them your boobies...

Yeah, not too much into the chat room thing but I meet most of my woman through 900 number's and midget porn sites

lmao long live us degenerate man whores :)

Go MAN Whore!!!!.
We'll do the wave later after my arms muscles heal being a man whore takes alot out of you

them man whores are the best!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice subtle edit forumla, had to go recheck my post to see if i actually typed that lol.

and camarochick, if yall are close, you shouldnt worry, and hell screw that, your a girl that drives a camaro, what do you have to worry about ;)


lol true true! I'll tell him that

Dude I go on the internet trust me I could find porn and as for getting a woman I don't know what I'm doing wrong , I think woman don't thinks its sexy when I email them sexy naked pictures of me in a tub of jello. Go figure


LMFAO

Hey Camaro chick , I hear that your man aint around.
You like Jello?

I LOVE Jello

That a girl, I knew eventually someone would come around and bonus it was a girl

and that's why I rock

Yeah, you deserve some sugar

yes I do! I've been sugar free for a while and I hate aspartame!

What happen with aspartame?

he left a bad taste in my mouth :p

Well it is poison,
We can't all taste as hummy as Jello

so very true

Their is always room for jello. J ... E ... L ... L ... O.

always :)

You guys stop!.
Your getting me up pent up inside.
PaPa's got to freak!.

sorry, my lips are sealed.

Thanks Grease & ridge you guys are the best.

if you only knew.... lol

Only knew what?

you have no idea..... :p

haha

OK what am I missing?

its in inside thing.....

literally. ha ha ha!

OK now I'm getting this feeling that either that grease and ridge are the same person or you two know each other

lmfao!!!

hey... you never know

roflmao
dr Jekyl anyone?

OK I'm not right about the same person thing am I?

of coarse not

not even close! I'm a GIRL. He's a BOY. that alone is a huge indicator :)

OK your a couple

ummmm, no. the only thing I know about ridge is that he drives a Camaro and isn't going to Ozzfest. :p

haha ditto

OK then I still don't get what I'm missing then

ok, you said "you guys are the best", I said "you have no idea" which was posed as an innuendo of possibly a sexual nature. better?

OK so you let me ramble on for like a page because I'm a complete retard, Grease I don't know if you deserve any Jello now

hes sooo lost

roflmao!!!!!
I'm sorry, it was fun to play with you

haha its ok... you dont want none of formulas jello...

Thats OK from now on. I WILL BE PLAYING WITH MYSELF

Please Ridge like you got anything as good as my Jello, Don't be hating

like you do everyday

but...but.. I like Jello. You know where I can find better?

oo you know i do.. ask cammy.... LOL

umm yea y dont you come join me cammy and 89...were having a big ol party

like you do everyday
Proud member of the 5 times a day club. I need some Pond with Aloe I'm chaffing

thats um....great... chaffing are we....hmmmm

Grease is mine. She is going to wiene me back to the Hedro life style

once you go grease you'll never go back, baby :p

Thats what I'm talking about you bring the grease , I'll bring the Jello and lets freak!

people are gonna read that other thread and think were some sick ass people... lol... its great

like i said you do not want formulas jello.. lol

Thats OK 89 is always saying the Camaro is a symbol of being a Redneck. So if they read that we'll come off just as people thought

I can smell the greasy jello already...
smells kinda foul ;)

I can smell the greasy jello already...
smells kinda foul ;)
LOL, does this mean your not in?

lmfao

LOL, does this mean your not in?

after she makes a pit stop in md :naughty:

oh, I'm about waist deep lol

after she makes a pit stop in md :naughty:
Yeah if she wants to see what a hamster would be hung like

am I scheduled for a road trip?

Don't worry Grease. I will get you a direct flight (to satisfaction) no need for a pit stop

bastard

is Satisfaction a place in Jersey? lol

Ha Ha, it sounded good at least right?

Hey Camaro chick , I hear that your man aint around.
You like Jello?


LOL I DO LIKE JELLO, IT JUST DEPENDS ON HOW SEXY OF A PIECE OF MAN WHORE ARE U? LMAO

hey, no stealing my man whores!!! :p

Oh I'm all the man whore you can handle sexy, Rarrr

hey im free??

as in available, or as in "no cost", cuz, you know, I'm a thrifty spender

Hey ladies pay no attention to Ridge what do you say about you 2,me , a tub of Jello and some pizza

screw you sheep fucker!!

sounds like a three day weekend to me! don't worry, ridge, we'll send pictures

sounds like a three day weekend to me! don't worry, ridge, we'll send pictures

:crying:

I offered pictures!

Don't worry Ridge you have Cammy so what if I have a tub filled with women, Your moving on right

sounds like a three day weekend to me! don't worry, ridge, we'll send pictures


HECK YA

we're just trying to help formula get over you, that's all. Can;t you see youbroke his heart?

gettin a little freaky? Hey i'm up for new things lol

fine

See ya in the tub ladies (wink) (wink)

See ya in the tub ladies (wink) (wink)

What flavor of jello is it

lol is that invitation for all ladies? or a select few?

we're just trying to help formula get over you, that's all. Can;t you see youbroke his heart?
Yeah its been so difficult anyway, I'm running out now what flavor Jell0
gettin a little freaky? Hey i'm up for new things lol
Ya PaPa like's to freak

lol is that invitation for all ladies? or a select few?
There's always room in the J-E-L-L-O tub

What flavor of jello is it
Well if we are going to make a weekend thing about it, I think I'm going to go with the variety pack

Well if we are going to make a weekend thing about it, I think I'm going to go with the variety pack


LMAO just as long as watermelon and strawberry kiwi are in the arrangement.........

freaks

Some twenty nine yr. old guy just IM's me telling me about himself and i tell him i'm like twelve yr. away from him and he's like u got a boyfriend and i said yeah and he said oh ok:mad:....i was like dude your twenty nine

huh??? some dude imed you off of here??

huh??? some dude imed you off of here??


No he wasn't offa here, i don't think! But he freaked me out...lol I'm way too young and he knew that.

LMAO just as long as watermelon and strawberry kiwi are in the arrangement.........
The ladies get what ever they want in the Jello tub

No he wasn't offa here, i don't think! But he freaked me out...lol I'm way too young and he knew that.

lol... crazy people.... he im you on aol or something

freaks
Don't be hating cause you don't got a Jello tub.
And I may be a freak but I'll be freaking it in a tub of Jello and Ladies

LOL good, as long as you pleez the ladies u'll have no problem, unless they get attached then uz a playa lol

lol... crazy people.... he im you on aol or something


ya lol on aol, and then after i told him he's twenty nine he stopped talkin to me

ya lol on aol, and then after i told him he's twenty nine he stopped talkin to me
Why did he not know he was 29? and your 17?

ya lol on aol, and then after i told him he's twenty nine he stopped talkin to me

your no fun.......

you said it, formula

What did I say?

Don't be hating cause you don't got a Jello tub.
And I may be a freak but I'll be freaking it in a tub of Jello and Ladies

you said this ;)

Oh yeah I did say that
and
It was good.
The ladies love the Jello

so refreshing when things are getting hot

lol, oh man, im way to late to get in on this i suppose, but damn as if it wasnt good enough to get girls that are into camaros into the forum, but girls that are just as dirty minded as us guys, if not more so lol, simply awesome, lol. but ya know, if yall wanna roll up in good ol NOVA and include poor little ol me in the fun, i havent had any jello OR sheep in months :(

you have an open invitation 89

lol, oh man, im way to late to get in on this i suppose, but damn as if it wasnt good enough to get girls that are into camaros into the forum, but girls that are just as dirty minded as us guys, if not more so lol, simply awesome, lol. but ya know, if yall wanna roll up in good ol NOVA and include poor little ol me in the fun, i havent had any jello OR sheep in months :(
Sorry 89 there are only like 4 women so I'm like one short for me and the tub is full. But Ridge is done with his sheep if your interested. I hear he's free this weekend

fuck you man... i didnt touch those sheep ok

lol, well sounds like the boys on here dont love me anymore, i mean geeze, isnt that the way it is, some estrogen comes in, smellin all pretty and such, and they forget about ol 89, sounds like me and grease gonna hafta make our own plans ;)

i have an open schedule :icon16:

Grease your not 2 timing are you. Cause after me trust me all these guy's are like slumming it

im lost........

You know I have read and written in this but I'm a little lost too

man ive been lost..... thats y i havent been sayin nothin.. ive just been reading it and thinkin what the hell yalll are talking about.. plus its late and i stayed up til 6am last night

I only have eyes for you, Formula

Thanks Grease, and It may be like 4-5 women in the Jello Hot tub with us but to me it will only be the 2 of us.

aw, you know just how to sweet talk a girl.

im done

Your calling it a night ridge?

no im done posting in this thread cause im soo lost.. lol

well, you will just have to start a new post where you can follow along :)

ridge ill help u become unlost... me and u in the jello hottube !!!!!even though theyll be formula and grease to me it will be us 2!!!!!haha

score!!!!!!!

and it's happy endings everywhere...it warms my heart

Oh well as long as everyone get's what they want who. cares how many people cheated on me and left me in the street to die tonight

yea i kno... its great

I didn't leave you in the street, you left of your own free will, buddy!

Well, I've learned alot from my time on the street its hardened me. I think I really got to work on some goals and one of them is to have the Jello tub party so is all forgiven?

ok, you are such a smooth talker

Thanx, So does this mean that 89 & 1992 are history?

are your other bitches still hanging around?

I'll get back to you. my computer has glitch I can't make out the question

is that an evasive maneuver?

ofcourse not

:sly: hmmmmm.... i sense some trickery afoot.

liar...cough cough

Ridge don't blow up the spot you sheep lover

hey you were the one gettin down with the sheep not me man.... not me

as long as you don't leave me for a lamb, formula. I know I can't compare because my fleece can never be white as snow, but I still like jello

Yeah sure , lets just say Mary wasn't the only one that had a little LAMB. if you catch my drift

cought like a frisbee lol

Oh by the way Ridge the sheep have a baahhd case of herpes. You might want to get your junk checked out

har har har....baahhd...lol

lol.... riiiiight

i think they have a cream for sheep herpes, i saw the add on tv

LMFAO- now thats the funniest things that I have heard in the past 2 days and thats saying alot

sexy, smart, and a sense of humor. I'm the perfect woman - plus I drive a Camaro

come visit me then.... sounds like we have alot in common.. lol... but wait i drive 2 camaros..lol

you're a perfect woman too? we DO have a lot in common!

yes i am!!!

After all he was the bitch in our relationship

hey somebodys gotta do it.... atleast you bought me everything i wanted

oh, right. I forgot. I feel kind of uncomfortable talking to your ex, formula. especially in light of our relationship.

hey somebodys gotta do it.... atleast you bought me everything i wanted

and that's the real way to work it, girlfriend

formula is a really bad kisser and hes really bad at..... nevermind

Well, maybe you would be able to say that if I got you the breast implants you kept talking about but I had to draw the line somewhere

formula is a really bad kisser and hes really bad at..... nevermind

oh no....he can't be bad at that!!!!

Maybe you thought my kisses where bad becuase you still had the taste nevermind in your mouth

lmao!!!!!!

Maybe you thought my kisses where bad becuase you still had the taste nevermind in your mouth

hey dont be like that..dont be mad cause i never went down on you.... its not my fault you liked to give it.... but i dont.... but he does like to suck toes and play with feet.. that about the only thing he does good

come visit me then.... sounds like we have alot in common.. lol... but wait i drive 2 camaros..lol

u were cheating on me while i was waiting for u??? i fee...l i feellllll like crying!!!!!!! no loving from me at alll!!!!!!!!! formula get the heck over here i WANT u!! ridge i cant believe u dont even call me and try and talked ur way out of this one!

especially toes soaked in jello

uh oh ridge, you are in t r o u b l e now!

sexy, smart, and a sense of humor. I'm the perfect woman - plus I drive a Camaro
Well - I got the sexy thing going on
Smart as they come
I really don't have a good sense of humor though
and with this sexy sexy man whore ass I would make a great woman
But I don't drive a Camaro
We can't all be perfect

I know, you all can't be like me, but don't be sad, it gives you something to aspire to

Ah ridge I think I have something to tell ya

u were cheating on me while i was waiting for u??? i fee...l i feellllll like crying!!!!!!! no loving from me at alll!!!!!!!!! formula get the heck over here i WANT u!! ridge i cant believe u dont even call me and try and talked ur way out of this one!

hey thats messed up yo!!!! how the hell was i cheating?? and im on my laptop.. im on my way there :boink:

While you where signed off something happen between me and Cammy

While you where signed off something happen between me and Cammy
:nutkick:oo so she cheated on me.......

it's like Dynasty in here!

ridge dont even bother coming over im waiting for formula!u had ur chance and u blew it!

It was nothing big, She just admitted a undieing love for me but how long can something like that last

okay my little squirrels, i have to go to bed

ridge dont even bother coming over im waiting for formula!u had ur chance and u blew it!

:crying:..........:sadwavey:

Good nite Grease, Miss ya

yea goodnight..look cammy hes already cheating

:licka: :smooch: night night pumpkins

Don't worry cammy I'm like a sexy sexy beast it takes like 5 woman to tame me(just kidding Grease)
(no I'm not)

yea and im god

Yeah if god had breath that tasted like my nevermind

omg HE is cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ridge i WANT U BACK.............please ,come on!!!!i hope u didnt pop a uuuuie come back......i luv u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dam formula u made me loose my guy for u....how could i do such a thing to my poor ridge.....ridge u coming back??????pwwwweassee!!!

no finish, do tell

omg HE is cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ridge i WANT U BACK.............please ,come on!!!!i hope u didnt pop a uuuuie come back......i luv u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dam formula u made me loose my guy for u....how could i do such a thing to my poor ridge.....ridge u coming back??????pwwwweassee!!!

too late.. im almost home.... if your lucky ill come tom.... i dunno yet.. i dont know if i should.. you just kinda kicked me to the curb earlier and i wasnt even cheating!!!

Thats OK Cammy your lose. Lets see how Ridge's Jello taste's after you had some of the good stuff

she aint had the goood stuff til shes had me

Please I've had your so called good stuff or have you forgotten and it aint all that and a bag of chips

well who's am i goin to try??????

nah i didnt give you all of it since you sucked so bad.. i didnt wanna make you feel bad

i dont know cammy its all up to you...

Please cammy just remember I only give one chance to prove yourself and only ask for 10 chances in return. So you walk away now remember no more of this
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/144075John6.jpg
EVER!

formula.. your ulgy

Thats not what you where PMing me yesterday

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i cant pick!!!! maybe both?lol

What are we arguing about. Lets all get in some Jello and see where the night takes us!

bahh im going to sit in my corner