this was in the 3000gt forum and this is so rediculous i thought i'd share the ignorance. i'm not braking any rules for doing this am i?


The second story occured over the last 2 nights. Friday night I had been hanging out at a friends house and he had a small get-together. A bunch of people I hadn't met before showed up, and I spent awhile getting to know them. After awhile of talking near the driveway with a small group of them, the conversation turned car-related. I didn't really say much, but a common aquaintance mentioned my vr4 casually, but nothing else. Well after awhile, one guy who entered the conversation late, began bragging about his car running a 9.8 at the track. This got my interest so I asked him what he drove. He replied with a "supercharged Jetta vr-6" I was shocked/ very skeptic, and asked what kind of boost he was running to achieve such power. How many pounds? He replied, "3,000"(no not a typo!). My friend said, "Psi, not rpms" "Yeah, 3000psi" At this point, his ignorance became obvious, my friend laughed to himself so hard he began choking on his drink. When he caught his breath we glanced at each other and gave the silent acknowledgment of BS. So I decided to have some fun and played along, acting quite amazed. I asked what kinds of supporting mods he had, reply: Neuspeed intake, neuspeed air filter, neuspeed exhaust...and some other stuff" I said, "wow, must be nice. So you have a Kormex supercharger?" he said "um,...yeah, kormex" I said "sweet, I guess you have to have a huge carbeurator."
Him: Yeah its really big
Me: Wow, sweet what size fuel injectors you got with that...900s?"
Him: 1000s
Me: damn dude, where did you run you car at
Him: Don't remember the name of it
Me: ah, that's chill we race at atco occasionally
Him: Yeah, atco...that was it
(I don't know if you ever saw mischief 3000, but I remembered the part intitled "domestic rice" and borrowed a few questions from them)
Me: So you install some heavy duty intercoolers?
Him: yeah
Me: 3 or 4
HIm 4
Me: cool, so is that a rotory engine?
Him: nah the other kind
Me: Oh with pistons?
Him: Yeah
Me: cool, forged titanum?
Him: You know it man
Me: so you have to be running slicks to get all that power to the ground with good traction...what bold pattern do the vr-6s have?
Him: it's still the stock ones...
Me: sweet, so you get your slicks off tirerack.com?
Him: Nah, they were too expensive there, I got the hookup through a friend of mine...he owns a shop.
Me: Well I am installing new synchros in my throttle body this weekend, maybe you can help me out with all your expertise?
Him: Possibly...well no, I am gonna be real busy

At this point it was getting ridiculous...and really hard not to laugh, so our conversation ended. As he walked away I did say,
"Yo we got Vin Diesel here"
He smiled and replied with yet another "yeah, you know it man"

Well long story short, at another friends social gathering, last night, this kid shows up again. At this point, it is around 2am, and I had WAYY to much to drink to hold my tongue. So when the conversation renews. I ask if he drove the vr6 here, he said no. I asked if he wanted to race sometime, he said maybe, but he doubts that I would want to get embarrased like that.
My silence stopped right there! I proceeded to bring up everyone of his shortcomings in the story and told him that I would be happy to be embarrased if he could show any of us a 9.8 timeslip, his "fuel injected carbeurator", if he could even point out just 1 of his 4 intercoolers, or hell even just show us a vr6 with slicks on it driving around town. He wouldn't even have to race. Well apparently his temper got the best of him, because this did result in a short fight which was quickly broken up...(somewhat to my drunken dismay) Regardless, as he was leaving (in a green taurus) he did manage to yell out a challenge to a race...mixed in with quite a few obscene suggestions.

My friends and I are still getting a few good laughs every couple of hours, over this event. So I figured I would share the story for your enjoyment as well.

I would have punched him in the face after his first answer...

Well apparently his temper got the best of him, because this did result in a short fight which was quickly broken up..
I hope he still managed to beat that guy's ass hah hah

this wasn't me its a guy in the 3kgt forum name igovert

this wasn't me its a guy in the 3kgt forum name igovert
What in the world are you talking about? :lol: :lol:

Nope, there's nothing wrong with posting that here. In fact I had trouble not busting up laughing here at work. That was brilliant, suggestive stupidity. :grinno:

What in the world are you talking about? :lol: :lol:

lol, you said "i hope you beat his ass" and i was saying that this is not my story, this guy in the 3000gt forum told this story.

LMAO

ROFL

LMFAO

WTF

OWN3D

FOMFCLMSAOF

...and all that other stuff.

Oh yah, LOL.

lol....that room must have smelled really bad with all the BS he was tossing around.

whenever you find someone like that its always fun to feed them bullshit, i've got a kid at school just like that.

great story i couldn't stop laughing at school.

how come people like that dont realize the next person might really know what there talking about?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OMG ok thats funny there is this kid at my school and he was sayin his Stock chevy S10 Senoma could beat my subaru so i raced him fer 50$ and i won 50$ lol o ya go me :-p lol off topic sure but umm....HAHA FUNNY STORY!!

oh shit :grinno: you gotta be an actor!

seriously, I would've started smothering in laughter after the 3000psi thing.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OMG ok thats funny there is this kid at my school and he was sayin his Stock chevy S10 Senoma could beat my subaru so i raced him fer 50$ and i won 50$ lol o ya go me :-p lol off topic sure but umm....HAHA FUNNY STORY!!
That is one nice soob...I got a kid at ma school braggin bout his impreza wagon wrx, being manual and able to beat my talon (my 93 one which is auto). I told him theres no way(i know the car is able to beat mine i just didnt like this kid) and challeneged him, he refused...so couple of days later he was still going on how I'm too scared to race him, and I just flat out told him that he couldnt even drive a car (this being in front of everyone at school) so he tells me that he could drive my car better than me, so i let him in ma car and he couldnt even take it out of the parking spot.....poor guy doesnt even talk about cars anymore

haha not a bad story that. (TOP)

Nice story.... I'm still stuck on 3,000PSI lol

do you think cars will ever and i mean ever have 3000psi, like in the year 3000

3000 psi...hmmm...can't be good for the engine

sucks that nobody at my school races but at least i don't have to put up with shit like that...lol

3000psi...wuts wrong w/ that?

and fuel injected carburator? so?

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disgraceful man...lemme guess, this party was down in the auburn area?

wow... ive heard of some dumb stuff but that i think takes the cake 3,000 psi thank you for the laugh i was in a bad mood but that made my day

I have 4000psi in my non-turbo 300zx. It redlines at 60,000 rpm and I do a 12.45@ 200mph without my NOS in the Quarter Mile... why is ths guys' story so funny! Leave him alone!

I have 4000psi in my non-turbo 300zx. It redlines at 60,000 rpm and I do a 12.45@ 200mph without my NOS in the Quarter Mile... why is ths guys' story so funny! Leave him alone!

LOL, that was great i was laughin my ass off(its a pretty big one too)

Um... I was serious! If you laugh at me... I will feel obliged to race you!!! I won't even use jet-fuel...

LoL

Thank-you, Thank-you... me funny!