Windshield Washer Nozzle thingies

Who's bright idea was it to make it impossible to reach the windshield washer nozzles?!?!? :screwy:
See, i went to discount auto parts the other day and bought those windshield washer nozzles that got the lights in 'em, like blue, green or red, etc. I've seen them before on a ranger (a nice one with a body kit), so i know that SOMEHOW they found a way.
However, i look under the hood, only one nozzle, the one on the far right is fairly accessible, with the only thing being in the way is the little motor for the windshield washer....or that lil' black cylinder thing. The one on the left...well....the computer is right there, so i have yet to find a way to even get to that one. Surely there's gotta be a way to get to 'em. *is very frustrated*.
Anyone have any suggestions? Thanks

Tried to put this in the first post, but the page wouldn't completely download.
I was just wondering if anyone knew where the wires that are connected the headlights are based at as i got one washer nozzle in (after 2 hours of frustration of having to work with such a small space.) I got the ground wire connected, but i'm looking for a power source, they say to connect to the headlights or parking lights. I know i'll have to 'dig' for the thing either way, just was curious if anyone would know, so i might could get a wee sense of direction.