I don't know where to put this other than here :uhoh: It's hilarious though :rofl:

This kid (joshywashy) was faking about a Mustang and a 4-wheeler, me (EntrSandman1967) and a freind (RB26 Z) got him good. Oh yah, it's long and kinda hard to read...



Joshywashy21 has entered the room.
EntrSandman1967 has entered the room.
RB26 Z: Hello
Joshywashy21: hi
EntrSandman1967: wud up
EntrSandman1967: wow, you guys talk alot
RB26 Z: lol
RB26 Z: We're still busy in the IM
Joshywashy21: lol
RB26 Z: JOSH talk in here
RB26 Z: Hey Josh
EntrSandman1967: whos got the 9 second rustang?
RB26 Z: Sandman has a faster car than both of us
Joshywashy21: hell i just got my 400 sporttract like yester
RB26 Z: This is car chat, not loser 4 wheeler chat
EntrSandman1967: no, that wasnt a typo either
Joshywashy21: just get off the mustank
EntrSandman1967: 1967 chevelle SS 426 hemi too, using a 7 speed manual, from a toyota supra..all custom done..sprayin 600 horsepower of nitrous, i make like 1400 horsepower off the bottle
Joshywashy21: mustang
RB26 Z: Hey Sandman guess whta I'm getting for my Datsun
RB26 Z: Mustank lol
RB26 Z: That's a new one
EntrSandman1967: best run of 6.42 @ 237mph
Joshywashy21: lol
EntrSandman1967: whatchya'll think of that?
RB26 Z: I'm getting an intake air hypercompressor set to -40*C, that'll give me at least 300 horsepower right?
EntrSandman1967: nah, 270 at best
RB26 Z: Damn
Joshywashy21: lol
EntrSandman1967: and that's using the microcomputer upgrade
RB26 Z: Gah, I only got the remote access ecu piggyback
Joshywashy21: hell i want to learn more about cars
EntrSandman1967: im old skool though..i use a twin turbo, twin supercharged small block 426 hemi
RB26 Z: Damn right
RB26 Z: hey Joshy, do you know what else your cousins Mustang has?
Joshywashy21: umm
EntrSandman1967: does it have one of those high flow canooter vavles?
EntrSandman1967: those give you a good 75 horsepower
EntrSandman1967: most drag racers have em
Joshywashy21: i dont know what that is
RB26 Z: My car has two, one for each muffler intake intercooler
EntrSandman1967: it's this big thing that sits on top of the engine
RB26 Z: Yup
EntrSandman1967: usually has what looks like 4 slots on it
EntrSandman1967: guess not
Joshywashy21: she has a 428 borred out with a cool air intake with a turbo and a supercharger
EntrSandman1967: at least he got 428 right
Joshywashy21: and some other stuff cant member what all she told me
Joshywashy21: she
EntrSandman1967: no, you
RB26 Z: do you know if she has a dual induction multiplane muffler setup or a single plane max boost muffler setup?
EntrSandman1967: proably dual
EntrSandman1967: she's under 10, it's best to run two of everything at that point
Joshywashy21: got dual
RB26 Z: Nice
Joshywashy21: with flowmasters
EntrSandman1967: damn, flows are tyte
Joshywashy21: to make it louder
Joshywashy21: lol
EntrSandman1967: used to have em
Joshywashy21: lol
EntrSandman1967: cut em off..so its even louder
RB26 Z: Do you know if the mufflers run through the intake for recirculation power or if they just exit the intake valves and go straight back?
Joshywashy21: exit i think
Joshywashy21: i cant remember
EntrSandman1967: sounds right
EntrSandman1967: thats the way ford does things
RB26 Z: Yup, them blue oval heads
Joshywashy21: it was like last summer when she told me all this stuff
RB26 Z: Is there any way you could call her up or get her on AIM so we can talk to her first hand?
EntrSandman1967: does she have a computer and AIM, we could talk to her more about this probably
EntrSandman1967: lmfao
EntrSandman1967: dude
RB26 Z: :-P
EntrSandman1967: that was not right
Joshywashy21: anh she doesnt talk onlin e
Joshywashy21: online *
RB26 Z: Yea, most people with ultrafast cars don't like talking about them i guess
EntrSandman1967: i do though
EntrSandman1967: make ya'll feel bad
Joshywashy21: lol
RB26 Z: lol
Joshywashy21: hell i like my 4 wheeler
Joshywashy21: lol
RB26 Z: Hey Josh, do you know the top speed?
EntrSandman1967: juss wait untill i get my titanium shifter..it's 3/4" shorter so i can get threw my 7 gears faster, i'll be in the 5s
Joshywashy21: damn
RB26 Z: Nice
Joshywashy21: fuck i dont remember nothing
EntrSandman1967: yah..and the supermetallic clutch pedal..its lighter..you can hit the clutch faster...get through gears even faster...soon..i'll be door to door with jhon forve
EntrSandman1967: force*
Joshywashy21: i only remember the stuff about my stuff
RB26 Z: Hey Josh, how big is the engine in your 125?
RB26 Z: And how many cylinders is it?
Joshywashy21: i got it boored out
RB26 Z: To how big?
Joshywashy21: 2
RB26 Z: 2 liters?
Joshywashy21: i got it boored out to a 250
Joshywashy21: lol
Joshywashy21: cylinders
EntrSandman1967: whoa whoa whoa
EntrSandman1967: you bored a 125 to a 250?
Joshywashy21: yeah
Joshywashy21: kinda hard to do
RB26 Z: Why couldn't you bore it to a 500?
Joshywashy21: i have to be easy with it
EntrSandman1967: how the fizuck can you double displacment on nothing but a cylider bore?
EntrSandman1967: you're cylinder walls would be so thin, papermate could make a replacment
Joshywashy21: bigger piston
RB26 Z: Did you swap transmissions?
Joshywashy21: my damn dirk bike is dangerous
EntrSandman1967: yah, you kinda need a bigger piston with the bigger bore
Joshywashy21: yeah i did
Joshywashy21: i broke my 125 trany
Joshywashy21: lo
Joshywashy21: l
EntrSandman1967: how'd ya do that one?
RB26 Z: What did you replace it with?
EntrSandman1967: a th400
EntrSandman1967: ;-)
Joshywashy21: the 250 tran i have now is stronger
EntrSandman1967: or a th350..thats another good one
RB26 Z: Why didn't you replace it with a ST1300 tranny?
Joshywashy21: idk
RB26 Z: Hey it's a CR125R right?
Joshywashy21: guess cause it for free
RB26 Z: Huh :S
Joshywashy21: the tranny
RB26 Z: Oh
RB26 Z: How many speeds is it?
Joshywashy21: the one i have now is 5
Joshywashy21: it is old
RB26 Z: Cool
RB26 Z: What year is your bike?
Joshywashy21: but works
Joshywashy21: like a 96
EntrSandman1967: my hemi is faster
RB26 Z: Hmmm
Joshywashy21: my motor is going to blow up oen day
RB26 Z: When you bored it out did you add another cylinder?
Joshywashy21: no i just left it 2 cylinder
RB26 Z: Oh
RB26 Z: Cuz the 125 is a single cylinder engine
Joshywashy21: not mine
RB26 Z: =\
Joshywashy21: it is 2
RB26 Z: I'm getting this from honda man
RB26 Z: "Engine Type 125cc liquid-cooled single-cylinder two-stroke with RC valve "
Joshywashy21: mine has 2
RB26 Z: What's the exact name of it?
RB26 Z: Honda xxxx125xxx
Joshywashy21: idk
RB26 Z: There should be stuff before it and sometimes after it
RB26 Z: What's the compression ratio?
Joshywashy21: i just know it is a honda 125
RB26 Z: When you replaced the pistons you shoulda gotten high compression pistons too right?
EntrSandman1967: how long have you been into bikes and 4 wheelers and stuff man?
RB26 Z: So you got 2 for the bigger bore and two for the higher compression
Joshywashy21: dude you are loseing em
Joshywashy21: me*
Joshywashy21: like ever sence i was 7
RB26 Z: lol ok
EntrSandman1967: and in 10 years you learned jack shit?
RB26 Z: What's the compression ratio on your engine?
Joshywashy21: iv been riding them eversence then
EntrSandman1967: i am a car guy myself, and before he even looked it up, i knew a 125cc was single cylinder. dude, i knew more about this stuff when i was 8, than you do now.
Joshywashy21: hey i just atarted working on the engines and stuff
RB26 Z: The 250 that Honda makes is a single cylinder too :-P
EntrSandman1967: how did i know 125cc was single cylinder, never even looking at one. they have AMA on speedchannel alot :-)
RB26 Z: lol
RB26 Z: I only like the formula bikes
RB26 Z: But I dunno lots bout bikes
EntrSandman1967: i dont even like ama, but if its whats on, i watch it
RB26 Z: lol
Joshywashy21: hey what is your car time for 0 to 60
EntrSandman1967: mine?
Joshywashy21: yeah
EntrSandman1967: under a second
RB26 Z: Even their 450 bike is single cylinder
EntrSandman1967: why?
Joshywashy21: you hit 0 to 60 in 1st gear
EntrSandman1967: are you going to try and quiz ME on my car?
RB26 Z: lol..
Joshywashy21: umm no
Joshywashy21: i was je
Joshywashy21: jw*
RB26 Z: Joshy I hit 0-60 in first gear
EntrSandman1967: uh yah. 1st gear is to like 60-70mph..im not sure, i dont have a speedo, juss a tach so i know when to shift
Joshywashy21: im not that much of a car guy so
RB26 Z: Josh what kind of car do you drive now?
EntrSandman1967: '88 chevy celeberty y0
Joshywashy21: i drive this POS
RB26 Z: Which one?
RB26 Z: The Mustang?
EntrSandman1967: lmao, highly doubt that one
Joshywashy21: no
EntrSandman1967: kid wouldn't know what the clutch pedal was
RB26 Z: Do you drive a Civic?
Joshywashy21: no
Joshywashy21: i drive a toyta peasao
Joshywashy21: toyota*
EntrSandman1967: that's worse than the celeberty
RB26 Z: lol
RB26 Z: Is it a Paseo Type R?
Joshywashy21: yeah
Joshywashy21: no
RB26 Z: Is it a Twin Turbo?
Joshywashy21: just reguler one
RB26 Z: Or
RB26 Z: Oh*
RB26 Z: How big is the engine?
RB26 Z: V6 right?
Joshywashy21: 4 cylinder
RB26 Z: Displacement?
Joshywashy21: it is a 94
RB26 Z: Oh they didn't do V6 till 1996
Joshywashy21: might be why
Joshywashy21: lol
RB26 Z: What did you do to the engine so far?
RB26 Z: Did you bore it out yet?
Joshywashy21: no
Joshywashy21: i havent done anything to it
RB26 Z: Well what have you done to it?
RB26 Z: So why do you have this badass 2 cylinder single piston bike with double the original displacement and a new transmission and god knows what else
RB26 Z: And then a shittastic Toyota Paseo?
Joshywashy21: im thinking about getting a v6 and getting it rear wheel drive for starterd
EntrSandman1967: he likes bikes dur
Joshywashy21: starters*
RB26 Z: Which V6?
RB26 Z: The one from the Supra or one of the Skyline ones?
Joshywashy21: idk maybe a V tech
Joshywashy21: if it will fit
RB26 Z: So you're going to use a Honda engine
RB26 Z: So you're gonna use an NSX V6
EntrSandman1967: no dude, he's going to use the Civic V6
RB26 Z: Oh yea, I forgot about that one
EntrSandman1967: the B32AG6 (t)
Joshywashy21: from what iv been told honda doesnt have the only V tech engines
EntrSandman1967: sometimes they are turbo
RB26 Z: THose things have like 450 horsepower stock
RB26 Z: Only the JDM ones
EntrSandman1967: nobody has vtech
EntrSandman1967: unless you have a phone in your car
RB26 Z: Except kiddy laptops
RB26 Z: And that lol
EntrSandman1967: VTEC on the other hand
EntrSandman1967: might be more appropriate
Joshywashy21: you know what i ment
Joshywashy21: and stop giveing me a hard time
RB26 Z: Well then you'd know that Honda does have the only VTEC engines
EntrSandman1967: and honda is the only company with VTEC
RB26 Z: Hey why not get one of Honda's Formula 1 twin turbo V6's?
EntrSandman1967: other companies have similar systems, but they aren't VTEC, or they would be called that
RB26 Z: THose things have lik 1,500 horsepower
Joshywashy21: well i guess i wa told something wrong then
EntrSandman1967: toyota has VVT-i, i think Nissan has one, but i forgot the name of it off hand
RB26 Z: VTL
RB26 Z: Toyota also have VVTL-i, which is way more advanced than VTEC
RB26 Z: Even Hyundai and Kia have variable timing of their own
Joshywashy21: well i dont study cars
EntrSandman1967: we noticed
EntrSandman1967: a while ago
EntrSandman1967: like when you didn't contest the fact my chevelle was ass backwards
RB26 Z: lmfao
EntrSandman1967: chevelle, is chevorlet, 426 hemi is a mopar engine, 7 gears? come on..and from a supra?..also, there is no such thing as 600 horsepower shot of nitrous, 500 is the biggest.
Joshywashy21: wtf are you talking about
RB26 Z: Poor kid
RB26 Z: Just had to know me, the biggest jackass on the net, and his trusty pall Sandman
EntrSandman1967: :-D
Joshywashy21: ok
EntrSandman1967: also, when i said twin supercharging and twin turbocharging, anyone that knows a piston from their dick knows running ONE turbo or ONE supercharger is hard enough, let alone one of each, and two of each is impossible
Joshywashy21: so you are saying that you cant have a twin turbo wiht a supercharger
EntrSandman1967: no you can't. the boost pressure would vaporize the pistons
EntrSandman1967: unless each part only put out like 3 psi, in which case it is utterly pointless and extra weight
Joshywashy21: well i know that you can brn out the piston rings and pistons with nos
EntrSandman1967: no shit?
Joshywashy21: burn*
EntrSandman1967: did fast and furious teach you that?
Joshywashy21: no
Joshywashy21: i knew that before the movie came out
EntrSandman1967: and i knew that when i was 7, when people knew N.O.S was a brand.
RB26 Z: You know if they used Zex nitrous they woulda been yelling "ZZEXXXXXXXXXXX YEA"
EntrSandman1967: ENNNNNNNN EXXXXXX
EntrSandman1967: :-D
RB26 Z: lmfao
Joshywashy21: i dont know cars can yall just stop giveing me a hard time
RB26 Z: If we stop giving you a hard time will you admit you lied about the whole thing?
EntrSandman1967: fine, you don't know cars, or bikes, or engines period
Joshywashy21: fine then i did
EntrSandman1967: because you CANNOT bore a cylinder and double the displacement
RB26 Z: Nobody in your family has a sub 10 second car, you might have a bike but know nothing about it
EntrSandman1967: you fuxxord up right there.
RB26 Z: lol
Joshywashy21: alright damn
EntrSandman1967: listen, tip for ya
Joshywashy21: what
EntrSandman1967: if you want to lie about cars and shit over the web, make sure you aren't talking to a couple of racers who built a few cars in their life already.
RB26 Z: lol
EntrSandman1967: cuz this shit is guna keep happening
Joshywashy21: alright
Joshywashy21: just get off my back
EntrSandman1967: i was never on, i was just getting warmed on when you called mercy

wow....im so happy that i just keep my mouth shut when i dont know anything about something... i would really hate to look like this idiot. I mean cmon though....you had to think that he didn't know anything about cars or bikes when you first looked at his screen name... joshywashy? wtf kinda pussy sn is that. It really amazes me how stupid some people are thinking that they can fool others such as yourself. Regardless if he knew anything about you or not. shit if i was this kid....and you said "i make like 1400 horsepower off the bottle" i woulda just left, i mean i didnt even know what an engine was when i was 5 years old, but i still wouldn't be stupid enough to believe that. Anyways...thanx for a good laugh cause that was some fucking hilarious shit.

-PORKY

read like 1/3 then got sick of it i hear that crap IRL al the time

:eek7: wow.....
:owned:

:screwy: wtf...haha

crap that sounds like me and redneck when we start to make up fantasy engine parts :biggrin:

you guys are mean lol.

if i was joshiewoshie, id cry

I lost interest after about a second or two...


I would ask to cliff note it but eh...

I sold a GTR to a kid who talked like that. From day one we knew he was full of shit, but he had money. This is what happens:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/125995DUMBASS-med.JPG

Trust me, if they are stupid in the chat rooms, then they are usually worse on the road. Punking him out is the best thing you could have done.....

I lost interest after about a second or two...


I would ask to cliff note it but eh...

cliffnotes:

josh is a dipshit when it comes to cars.

they found humor in leading him onto believe ish that nobody who knew ANYTHING about cars ever would.

bit entertaining, but is jus drawn way way way out...

Yeah, the problem is it is way too long. It was funnier actually doing it. We used to do that alot back in the days of SRO Chat Room.

"also, when i said twin supercharging and twin turbocharging, anyone that knows a piston from their dick knows running ONE turbo or ONE supercharger is hard enough, let alone one of each, and two of each is impossible"
that's actually not true. It can be done.

Aside from that, great thread, funny as all hell.
I loved the 7 speed under 1 sec 0-60 camaro.

http://www.dobbertinhydrocar.com/J2000.htm
that's the car.
It is truly amazing.

I stand corrected. Either way, it's rare to see.

aint THAT the truth.
you should have strung him along a little longer, It would have been funny.