Last weekend, I was over at my friend's house for the night, and I fell asleep at like 3 AM. When I woke up the next morning, somebody had gotten my car.....GOOD. The whole thing was covered in toilet paper with surrand wrap over it. Under it all, there was all kinds of crap written on EVERY piece of glass. Bad stuff. THEN, they had poured tons of relish all over the car. I hate relish. Anyways, they smeared mayonaise or lard, I'm not sure which all on the windows and drivers side. It was so greasy (took an hour just to clean that off). Then they vasolined my doorhandles. And finally, they put maxi pads all over my rims. Pissed me off. This kind of thing happened to anybody else?

Damn! that is pretty bad, infact I dont think Iv ever heard of worse.

Iv an old car egged on a very hot sunny day, and you know how well fried eggs stick to the pan, well I never got all of it off.

no one around here hates me that much.... yet.

nope, never happend to me, because the last kid that messed with my car is now hanging from my rear view mirror. That sucks dude, I would be pissed.

This actually isnt the first time this has happened. The first time was in early April. Sunkist and HAIRSPRAY was poured ALL over the car. Hairspray is an aerosol with acid in it. And the place where my car was parked, all the plants in the yard were ripped out of the ground and thrown all over my car, and weaved through my windshield wipers. And branches were put through my rims and scratched them up. Luckily, all this was fixable.......for a nominal price. Lastly, the person's volleyball net was cut down and tied around my outside mirrors. Very very gay. Weird thing is, I dont have a single enemy. Why do people do such mean things?

damn, that is messed up...

that really sucks. I don't have any enemies and being a big guy has it's advantages. No one will mess with my car, cause they know I will fu<k them up. You should let them know, it's not cool to mess with yo ride. Cause if not, they will keep on doing it, and your car is gonna pay the price.

Originally posted by drift
no one around here hates me that much.... yet.

just don't put your name on that 'Lude...HAHA!!

i hate nobody, therefore nobody hates me. i'm boring...oh, i'm married. they tagged my car at HS grad. & at the wedding...no hatin' though.