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Carpie
11-17-2003, 11:56 AM
WARNING: This is a bitch and gripe about street racing. I enjoy it as much as the next guy (even though I only have a Mirage), but let's use some #$%&ing common sense!

Tis the season to be stupid... I guess this little kid is getting whatever car kit and/or accessory for his body-kitted, over-lighted, and extreme-mufflered Honda Civic from 'Santa Claus' this year. While returning home from the market two little snot-nosers (kids, literally!) come racing through traffic like a bunch of maniacs! It's rush hour, there is traffic everywhere, and everytime these two cafones decide to cut someone off in their race to nowhere (a red light), they cause brakes to squeal and cars to come to screeching halts.

What's worse is when the two cafones pull into the right turn lane in order to cut in front of everyone at the light. I'm behind a pickup truck and behind me are a few other cars. The guy in the pickup truck sees the Honda and starts yelling at them to not even bother. Wouldn't you know the two Cafones in the Honda start revving up there engine! The guy in the truck flashes his lights on and off, and I get the clue. I flash mine and it goes on down the line of eight or nine cars.

The light turns green, everyone in the lane going straight accelerates nicely in a stock car-like line, and the kid in the Honda has only about 200 feet before he needs to make a decision: hit a telephone pole, hit one of our cars, or come to a halt. The chooch revs up, goes screaming across the intersection and onto the shoulder trying to cut everyone off... and promptly screeches to a halt. I think everyone flipped him off as they passed him. Further up the road it opens up to a two-lane road near the mall and shopping center and he goes screaming by everyone... with a MD State Trooper right behind him. I lost sight of him when I turned off to go home, but I can't wish enough trouble his way after his 'performance'. I hope that trooper saw the whole thing and gave him a nice ticket!

Merry #$%&inf Christmas, A$$hole!

Okay, I feel better now!

carrrnuttt
11-17-2003, 04:54 PM
Wow.

Not sure if I should move this to "Stress Release" or not, since I enjoyed this story, and am sure others would too.

LOL. Nothing like commuters working together to stamp-out rice and idiocy...:thumbsup:

mycivic
11-17-2003, 05:10 PM
thats :lol: ...he must have been :crying: when he saw his ticket.

-The Stig-
11-17-2003, 06:32 PM
Man, he must of filled his pampers with fecal matter when he saw the Trooper on his bumper.



Good times. :tongue:

street_racer_00
11-17-2003, 07:08 PM
that makes the score:
civilians: 1
non-conformist rice: 0

:lol2:

KrNxRaCer00
11-18-2003, 09:33 AM
bought damned time...

nice work w/ the other civ's...bastard got wut he deserved...

blah... :sunglasse

carrrnuttt
11-18-2003, 12:34 PM
You can say they did their CIVIC duty!! :lol:













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fatninja19
11-18-2003, 05:44 PM
I love it when stupid people get in trouble.

thelawnmower
11-18-2003, 09:49 PM
those are the kind of people that i have ALL OVER THE PLACE at my school. i HATE it and i cant wait till i get my VR-4 and kick the crap out of every one of them. plus the fact that my dads a cop so i can help get em busted :-D
~graham~

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