Reuters is reporting that Spanish soccer player Francisco
Gallardo has been charged by the Spanish soccer
association for biting team mate Jose Antonio Reyes after
Reyes had scored.

Gallardo bit Reyes on the penis.

Seems high spirited Gallardo was ecstatic over Reyes'
goal and bent down to take a nibble of Reyes' genitalia.

The rulebook says it's a violation of "sporting dignity and
decorum."

Reyes said, "I felt a bit of a pinch but I didn't realize what he
had done until I saw the video."

But that's not the worst of it. "It's the teasing I'm going to
get from my team mates."

Check out the
Picture (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1129soccer29-ON.html)

How not to go out!!!!

http://www.arizonarepublic.com/news/gifs/breaking/1129soccer29-ON.jpg

OH MY FUCKING GOD! :eek:

:huh: WTF?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

http://members.aol.com/katwoman097/eek.gif

just retarded nothining more to say:confused: :eek: :confused: :eek:

I saw that on Leno, what the HELL? I thought it was fake!!!!!

What a damn freak!!!!!!

EWWWWWWWWWW:eek:


Thats just friggin retarded.

Yuk, that is totally disgusting! :apuke:

Just wondering if the guy that bit him had three draws of lingirie and other bits and pieces???


could explain a bit!!:D

Very very sad :eek:

Originally posted by SPECTR
Just wondering if the guy that bit him had three draws of lingirie and other bits and pieces???


could explain a bit!!:D :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa:

hang on, better yet http://forums.skylinesdownunder.co.nz/avatar.php?userid=331&dateline=992950365

:D :D :D :D :D :D

i was hoping i would get a rise out of ya!!!


hehehehehehe

Originally posted by SPECTR
:D :D :D :D :D :D

i was hoping i would get a rise out of ya!!!
:finger:

Your supposed to be getting sick, instead of laughing.

:apuke: I still cant believe that guy bit the other guys package.

yuck, so nasty.

OUCH!!!!!!!:buck

I hope he was using protection.:eek:

That's sickening

They don't wear cups? I would....

:huh: :apuke: that guy needs :help:

Gallardo was so caught up in the excitement that he couldn't hold in his feelings for Reyes any longer. Seriously. Why else would you freakin bite another guy's penis??! :confused:

I wouldnt even want my face that close to another guys equipment. I wonder if girls feel the same about that? :apuke:










(cue for FTO)

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
I wouldnt even want my face that close to another guys equipment. I wonder if girls feel the same about that? :apuke:










(cue for FTO) Why did I get singled out on this one?? :angel:

Maybe its your furniture and whats inside it?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
Maybe its your furniture and whats inside it?:rolleyes: But there’s other girls on here that have the same furniture!! :p

.....but to answer your question. I guess that would all depend on the girl. ;)

....you know, its not like this guy gnawed off his team mates penis for pets sake...i mean, ya it is kind of odd, don't get me wrong there, but maybe he was just caught up in the moment and just bit him....maybe he was not even aiming for where he did end up bitting him. It could have been a dare...who really knows....no, i don't want anyone flaming me on this because i do not SUPPORT what this guy did....i am just trying to come up with some reason as to why it happened in the first place....thats all....I mean you could compare this to that woman soccor player who took off her shirt when her team won the game....that was a big deal if i am remembering right. Plus, the guy that was bitten said he had no idea what had happened, and the worst thing he had to deal with was his team mates teasing him. All he felt was a pinch.....so ya....who knows what really happened.....and now that i have writen a novel, i think i'll go......:)

Originally posted by SmallTownDiva
....you know, its not like this guy gnawed off his team mates penis for pets sake...i mean, ya it is kind of odd, don't get me wrong there, but maybe he was just caught up in the moment and just bit him....maybe he was not even aiming for where he did end up bitting him. It could have been a dare...who really knows....no, i don't want anyone flaming me on this because i do not SUPPORT what this guy did....i am just trying to come up with some reason as to why it happened in the first place....thats all....I mean you could compare this to that woman soccor player who took off her shirt when her team won the game....that was a big deal if i am remembering right. Plus, the guy that was bitten said he had no idea what had happened, and the worst thing he had to deal with was his team mates teasing him. All he felt was a pinch.....so ya....who knows what really happened.....and now that i have writen a novel, i think i'll go......:)

You have a good point there Diva.
Only thing is, even if he didnt mean to or it was an accident or something, it still happened. But ya, I understand what you are saying. It is pretty doubtful that he ment to bite him there [unless he has mental problems] it just happened. Still nasty tho :apuke:

Originally, I didnt expect this thread to go on much past 10posts. I was bored this morning and saw that when surfing the web, so I posted it.

BAHAHAHAHA LOL! :hehehe: they showed that on Leno it was hilarious..... he just like bends over gives the guy a quick bite and then walks away lol

So whos keen for a game of soccer? ;)

Originally posted by Moppie
So whos keen for a game of sheep tipping? ;)


The game is soccer, not sheep tipping.:rolleyes:

























J/K:hehe::hehe:

Moppie........get out of you gumboots and leave the sheep alone.

Originally posted by primera man
Moppie........get out of you gumboots and leave the sheep alone.






Originally posted by Moppie
Naaaaaaaa











:D:D:D

That guy reminds me of that Rugby League player that stucker his finger up the ass off tacklers earlier this year! Both are seriously deranged!

Spectre and 1989 DX R this has nothing to do with personal items of anyone on this board. A little reminder of some useful information. FTO is a highly respected and cherished member of AF. Once was cute but now the clothing thing is old, drop it.

How did sheep get involved with this ??????? Bugger would have thought an Aussie was on this board for a mo :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Razorgtst

How did sheep get involved with this ??????? Bugger would have thought an Aussie was on this board for a mo :rolleyes:


Guilty!:D

Just having some fun with moppie! Strange he's not on here yet.:eek:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL



Guilty!:D

Just having some fun with moppie! Strange he's not on here yet.:eek:

Maybe the sheep have him cornered in a paddock

Hahaha no worries was sittin her laughin pretty good. Have not heard an sheep realations in a while so was actually a bit refeashing

Originally posted by SmallTownDiva
....you know, its not like this guy gnawed off his team mates penis for pets sake...i mean, ya it is kind of odd, don't get me wrong there, but maybe he was just caught up in the moment and just bit him....maybe he was not even aiming for where he did end up bitting him. It could have been a dare...who really knows....no, i don't want anyone flaming me on this because i do not SUPPORT what this guy did....i am just trying to come up with some reason as to why it happened in the first place....thats all....I mean you could compare this to that woman soccor player who took off her shirt when her team won the game....that was a big deal if i am remembering right. Plus, the guy that was bitten said he had no idea what had happened, and the worst thing he had to deal with was his team mates teasing him. All he felt was a pinch.....so ya....who knows what really happened.....and now that i have writen a novel, i think i'll go......

Yeah, I agree with that, too... OWTCH!!! That's gotta be bad on the ol' dentures....:D

Ouch was the first thing that came to my mind.

I will have to say that SmallTown's investigation was truly thought provoking....

I still think the guy's a bit messed in the head. After all, there are plenty of other reactions to excitement than biting (well, maybe he really was excited that way, too...)

My official reaction is still undecided as to exactly what to think...

Originally posted by primera man


Maybe the sheep have him cornered in a paddock


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:












Who's going to help him?:D :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL



:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:












Who's going to help him?:D :D

PMan looks left....bugger.....looks to the right....bugger..............*tip toes out of paddock*

there was a picture of that one guy who's in gone in 60 seconds, the big guy that doesn't talk and blows up master Ps mercedes. He used to be like the most rough soccer player in the english soccer league, i think he got kicked out that's whne he went to the states and started acting. Theres a picture of him standing beside a player of the opposite team and he's squeezing the other guys balls, and the guy looks like he's in pain lol

the guys in alotta other movies too, i think he's in lock stock and 2 smoking barrels... and snatch.

He was in Swordfish too for like 2 minutes...

Vinnie Jones

Originally posted by primera man


PMan looks left....bugger.....looks to the right....bugger..............*tip toes out of paddock*

*P-Man makes a dash for the gate, only to be cut off half way by a gang of horny sheep.........*

*baaas and screems fill the night air........* :eek:









:D :D

You know the more I look at the picture, makes me wonder if he was trying to bite or just give a little loving nibble!

Any how soccer is for wooses sorry, but I enjoy a good contact sport like American Football, Rugby, Ice hockey etc etc.

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Any how soccer is for wooses sorry, but I enjoy a good contact sport like American Football, Rugby, Ice hockey etc etc.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Arrghhhh! Who let an American into AF?

DO you mean all those sports where they get dressed up in as much padding as possible so they don't break a finger nail?

At least in soccer, depsite its homosexual overtones there is the possiblity of getting hurt. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

:p :p :p

I stand by my statement. Soccer is a non contact sport. Grid iron as the lovely folks in the Southern Hemosphere call it is brutal. Considering your average sized player is larger than Jon Alomu, and the rules are completely different to Rugby wearing some sort of padding would make sence. Unlike Rugby where you can only arm tackle American Football the idea is to inflict as much pain and suffering on the ball carrier as possible so he when he goes back he says never run that play agian.

This could turn into a long debate and been there done that. Two seperate games and sets of rules and ideas.

Not enough bone crunching hitting for my taste is all (Soccer).

I heard about this on The Jim Rome Show but thought it was a joke. This is sad, maybe he was hungry :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Razorgtst
:p :p :p

I stand by my statement. Soccer is a non contact sport. Grid iron as the lovely folks in the Southern Hemosphere call it is brutal. Considering your average sized player is larger than Jon Alomu, and the rules are completely different to Rugby wearing some sort of padding would make sence. Unlike Rugby where you can only arm tackle American Football the idea is to inflict as much pain and suffering on the ball carrier as possible so he when he goes back he says never run that play agian.

This could turn into a long debate and been there done that. Two seperate games and sets of rules and ideas.

Not enough bone crunching hitting for my taste is all (Soccer).

you're wrong there. soccer is a contact sport. anyone who plays soccer can tell you that.

Originally posted by Razorgtst
:p :p :p

I stand by my statement. Soccer is a non contact sport.

:eek: :eek: :eek2: :eek2: http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/shocked/Wow.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/shocked/Wow.gif have you ever watched a match...http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/shocked/Wow.gif

After playing for 25 years my kness are shot after operations. Have plenty of scar's all over my shins etc etc.
I'ts not such a soft game as most people think.

I think it's to hard to compare any sports as they are all different in there own way.

vinnie jones was a soccer player??? vinnie jones is the SHIT!! that dude is awesome.

gangstarr... where's that picture?

I heard about this like a week ago on a local radio morning show "freak news" segment of their show. it was so fucking hilarious.

and that's why soccer isn't popular in the U.S like the rest of the world. we don't like to nibble other dudes dicks. LOL j/k

Originally posted by marc49
I heard about this like a week ago on a local radio morning show "freak news" segment of their show. it was so fucking hilarious.

and that's why soccer isn't popular in the U.S like the rest of the world. we don't like to nibble other dudes dicks. LOL j/k

Maybe they should start implementing jock straps in soccer just like football & hockey :D

OMG....What the heck was he thinking !!!

Originally posted by Moppie


DO you mean all those sports where they get dressed up in as much padding as possible so they don't break a finger nail?

At least in soccer, depsite its homosexual overtones there is the possiblity of getting hurt. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

you think there are more injuries in soccer than there is in football and/or hockey??!? :eek:

they wear all that padding so that they don't kill each other, or break bones with every hit

Originally posted by gang$tarr


you think there are more injuries in soccer than there is in football and/or hockey??!? :eek:

they wear all that padding so that they don't kill each other, or break bones with every hit

I used to play feild hockey in school, as the goalie.
Most of my kit was made up of Ice Hockey gear, and I can honestly saw despite geting whacked by sticks I never once got hurt. But one season playing soccer! no way! and rugby is even worse.

Originally posted by hermunn123
vinnie jones was a soccer player??? vinnie jones is the SHIT!! that dude is awesome.

gangstarr... where's that picture?

I watched many a game he played in, and the guy is a complete *nutter*

:p :p

Originally posted by primera man


I watched many a game he played in, and the guy is a complete *nutter*

:p :p

and thats being kind to him :lol2:

oh please oh please oh please don't let me wonder out loud if he swallowed........

Taranaki,home of the Inglewood Rugby Club....!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Moppie


I used to play feild hockey in school, as the goalie.
Most of my kit was made up of Ice Hockey gear, and I can honestly saw despite geting whacked by sticks I never once got hurt. But one season playing soccer! no way! and rugby is even worse.

field hockey is different than ice hockey...
and you can't compare a goalie to a soccer player, cause goalies never get hurt they have all that padding cause there are solid pucks being shot at them at a 100mph
you can compare a hockey goalie to a soccer goalie.... and soccer goalies get hurt pretty rarely me thinks

now you compare a football player or ice hockey player to a soccer player i think there's a big difference. Lets see i'm pretty sure a soccer player gets a penalty for body checking somebody, while thats totally legal in a hockey game, it's part of the game. Or bone crunching hits in football, don't see many of those in soccer

i guess it all comes down to opinion though.....

Oh my...:eek::huh: