Ok! So you're given a choice between a Mule and a Pontica Aztek.... Lets do a quick comparisson:

Aztek - uses gas
Mule - has gas
Aztek - looks bad
Mule - smells bad
Aztek - vesatile
Mule - pretty useless
Aztek - has big wide ass
Mule - is an ass
Aztek - won't get you a date
Mule - wouldn't want to see the date you got!
Aztek - will attract attention
Mule - kids will pay you to ride on it
Aztek - makes a statement about you
Mule - ok still says something about you, but you'll learn to live with it!

Carguy

The mule...better looks, and more reliable!
Peace...
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I'd take the Aztek. It has a higher trade in value than the mule. And that trade in value would be used RIGHT AWAY. :D

True Heep but...if your a farmer you could trade in the Mule for Pigs which you could then make bacon from, and as we all khow bacon is good. And besides Azteks just look goofy.
Peace....

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No, not goofy. Downright hideous!!!:bloated: :(