Azrek-Ugly

Aztek; Pontiacus Uglius Maximus.

What were the boys at Pontiac smoking? You all heard the phrase "Coyote Ugly". Well now its been replaced by the latest saying, "Aztek Ugly".

Imagine you are at the bar telling the boys about your latest blind date, "man she was jus Aztek Ugly", you know what I mean, "her nose had multiple layers and her backside was high and wide".

Now even if you decided to just take her out at night and keep her in the garage by day, eventually she would want to meet your friends. Yes her looks might grow on you, but so will a bad fungus.

Sure she has that backwoods ruggedness apeal, but hey so does a Canadian lumberjack.

So even if she is versatile and packs her own sleeping quarters, it would take more than a sixpack to make her appealing.

As for the Aztek, if you buy a vehicle to make a statement, just what would you be saying with your new lime green swamp machine; " I am a young foolish moron with little hope of getting any attention unless I manage to garner stares and sneers as I tear up and down suburbia in my new uglymobile"

Thanks GM for proving that large Corporations do have a sense of humor!


The Carguy

whahahahahaaa!! :D

yup

Hey, Tim, this thread is 3 years old. Remember Tim, reading is your friend.

ya sorry wasnt aware i just assumed the old stuff like this would be taken off

It's cool man. Just try to mind the thread dates. You're new here, so it's no big deal.