Like most anything, too much of one thing is bad. I rarely street race but it's the first chance I've had to race a pos ford (and chevy, if you want to call that a race) with my B16B in the hatch. The GT was the ~95 body style and had a Skyline's GT-R badge on it :rolleyes: so I had to show him the way of the rice. At first he had a rolling start on me so he got me there, but on a third gear drop I took him by about half a car length from 80mph to ~110mph. It was some ghetto hoodrat and it was so funny that he did the ricer flyby after losing :lol:. The cavalier, well... yeah. She was fucking gorgeous though, she pulled along side me after I slowed down and started shrugging and laughing or something. She knew she didn't have much, but who cares she was hot.

Wait until 94SVT5.0 finds this thread:rolleyes:.

Found it. mr carrnnutt you are a jerk.


Good job with the stang. Any stang with a GT-r badge needs to die. Hopefully, the dude will go home and ripp off the badges and put his money in performance.

Originally posted by 94svt5.0
Found it. mr carrnnutt you are a jerk.


Good job with the stang. Any stang with a GT-r badge needs to die. Hopefully, the dude will go home and ripp off the badges and put his money in performance.
Probably the opposite, he'll go put more badges on to make his car faster heh... GT's aren't the fastest car in the world, but it sucks having to throw so much money into a civic to beat one. sigh..

Your probably right. gosh I hate riced stangs, its a disgrace.

Advice: Dont burn the hot girl get her number! :biggrin:

Originally posted by GTStang
Advice: Dont burn the hot girl get her number! :biggrin:

OR...

smoke her, an then ask for it...thas wut i'd do :bigthumb:

good kills btw buddy...

Was it a burgered out Cavalier? You should have beat her, but let her stay close, then at the end ask her what she has under the hood to stay so close. After that, it all falls in to place. Worthy of a Bond movie.:cool:


BTW, in case you're wondering WTF "burgered out" means, its the term I have decided to use for American rice. If "rice" was invented in the spirit that Asians supposedly eat rice all day (and therefore must power their engines with it) then since Americans eat burgers all day (stereotypical, but somewhat true) then American cars must be powered by the same method.

There's too many Burger Stangs, Burger Cavaliers and Burger S10s for them not to have their own term. They give riceboys a bad name!:icon16:

hey come on....what is an america muscle car with out our mullet stereotype!!!!! bergers are for fat kids, mullets are the symbol of american muscle

Great ideas but hindsight is always 20/20 and I wasn't thinking about much except going home after a long workday and 4 hours of school. She looked 17 or something though, and I'm 24 so that woulda been bad news (or good news if your a sick fuck :wink:). The cav was stock.

True, the mullet is a symbol of Americana, but its restricted to thos wierd white guys that live in the countryside or hicktowns. :icon16: You don't really see mullets in the city anymore. At least I dont. And plus the guys with the mullets aren't the one with the ridiculous "speed" stripes down the middle of their neons and cavaliers or the ones with "type s" on their V6 mustangs. These sights, my friend, are the work of idiot high school kids with nothing better to do to their cars. And where do they eat lunch during 6th period? McDonalds.

maybe they should be McRicers or something? I think I like Burgers tho.

Mulletburger:confused:
:bigthumb:

As for youRicochet. Good thinking. You dont wanna be the next R. Kelly.

Man this sux...I just read this thread and busted out laughing three times...by the way I'm at work and all my co workers now think I'm nuts.
Nice work guys

P.S. I think the phrase burgered is enginious...props:bigthumb:

So an old Sentra with big Nike stickers on the rear window with 5 mexicans riding in it would be called burrito'ed? Good call on the burgered, I like it :smile:
btw bergers are what you pick from your nose :lol:

Originally posted by Ricochet
So an old Sentra with big Nike stickers on the rear window with 5 mexicans riding in it would be called burrito'ed?

Dont even get me started on Burritomobiles! I think every city in America has that very Sentra youre talkin about!
:iceslolan Its always like a 93 sentra, black or maroon! And if the giant Nike swoosh isnt available, then you gotta have a banner across the top with somethin in spanish like "LOCO"
Ever seen Mexicans 7 deep in a Civic?!? Its great!:bigthumb:

Originally posted by 00accord44
Its always like a 93 sentra, black or maroon!
aaaaahahahaha
this one I saw yesterday was maroon with a huge red nike logo on the back :cwm27:

I keep seeing this focus wagon around town with a GT-R emblem on it, makes my day every time I see it :rofl:

this thread brings tear to my eyes..........:biggrin2: hell the stickers and bodykit gives me 150hp! :eek: RAW power :rolleyes:


btw, good kill

I raced a beautiful white ~88-93 5.0 last night, but my 120lb g/f really hunkered down my torqueless wonder. I lost to this stang by a hair :frown: I was cruising down the freeway, saw him, and slowed down right next to him like any ricer hungry for a race does :rolleyes:. He gunned it first, then I did right after him, and my front bumper was lined up with his rear bumper when we got to about 110mph from a ~70mph start. I told my girl it was all her fault :tongue:

Originally posted by Ricochet
I raced a beautiful white ~88-93 5.0 last night, but my 120lb g/f really hunkered down my torqueless wonder. I lost to this stang by a hair :frown: I was cruising down the freeway, saw him, and slowed down right next to him like any ricer hungry for a race does :rolleyes:. He gunned it first, then I did right after him, and my front bumper was lined up with his rear bumper when we got to about 110mph from a ~70mph start. I told my girl it was all her fault :tongue:

verynice............what's your 1/4 time. don't mind me i'm kinna new to this forum.

Haha, thats funny. Maybe you should get one of those stickers that say no fat chicks or my ride will scrape, because your gf is way overweight at 120 lbs hahaha. I bet you could have beat him w/o her though in the car though

Originally posted by 99civic03
your gf is way overweight at 120 lbs hahaha.
:sly: right...
She's got 15 of those pounds stacked on her chest though :cool:
She's really not overweight, just a little thick n beefy. I can't stand wussy little skinny girls. I weigh 200lbs (I'm 6' tall, military muscle) which is bad enough on my car :)

I'm taking my car to the strip tonight to see what she pulls in the quarter. I'm guessing anywhere from 15.0 - 15.4... all I have is an intake and exhaust because my billion D16 parts weren't swappable, now I gotta start all over on the buildup... sigh...

cool....keep us update! :bigthumb:

In all seriousness tho, adding an "R" to the trim badging of whatever you have adds 20-25whp

Once my R gets here and I slap it on. BOOM Accord LX-R! I'll be runnin 13's off top. If I paint my car yellow I can break into the 12s!

Originally posted by Ricochet


I'm taking my car to the strip tonight to see what she pulls in the quarter. I'm guessing anywhere from 15.0 - 15.4... all I have is an intake and exhaust because my billion D16 parts weren't swappable, now I gotta start all over on the buildup... sigh...

I hope your car does better than that, a stock dx Hatch runs low 16's

Originally posted by second_glance


I hope your car does better than that, a stock dx Hatch runs low 16's
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that noob, because they get 17's. Everyone on here knows that...

She's really not overweight, just a little thick n beefy

I was just kidding man, 120 isnt overweight at all.

yall post your time ......... did you hit the track?

Originally posted by Ricochet

I'm going to pretend you didn't say that noob, because they get 17's. Everyone on here knows that...


Okay if you say so, maybe it was the driver.

Originally posted by hmongstang
yall post your time ......... did you hit the track?
Yeah but some mustang decided to run into the wall, holding things up for two hours. After sitting in line forever I finally got to go, but being as rusty as I am I mis-shifted 3rd and ran a 16.1... I got another 16.1 with my g/f in the car, having a shitty wheel-hopping launch. Two runs for $7 because of that crash, and neither one was good.

:bigthumb: more practic and u will be flate 15----->mid

STUPID people these days im telling ya. I too saw a 2000 mustang with a freakin GT-R emblem on the back and on both sides today as i was driving home from the beach...
i just looked over at my friend and we both started laughin:lol: i just couldnt help but yell at the driver who had his window rolled down... it was a disgrace:rolleyes: .. but i dont really care that much cause i hate mustangs anyway

just thought that i might share that with u guys

~PORKY~

hmongstang, rofl love the sig! Good kills dood. Anything with badges like that deserves to be crushed and melted

That pisses me off pretty bad, a mustang with a "skyline" emblem......
I personally love the skylines and dislike some mustangs.

Yeah thats pretty bad putting a GT-R emblem on a mustang.

I'm willing to be bold and say that anyone who puts badges on ur car that doesnt refleck whats under the hood is stupid and a disgrace...they should be they should be reminded everyday that they are a moron with a swift...:nutkick:

I mean a mustang with skyline badges thats the worst I've heard....I'm used to seeing civic DX's and Integra GS's with type R badges all over them...kids these days :biggrin2:

I have a Civic Type T engine but that doesn't mean I should put type r stickers on my car, it's not a ctr... It's a DX with a bigger engine.

I think you should still be allowed to put civic type r badges on your car, because you have the same engine.

I sawa Civic a few days ago with not only the "Type R" next to the word Civic, but the "R" emblem in red instead of the Honda"H" on his trunk lid and hood.:rolleyes:

Up next: probably a giant red R in his rear window.:biggrin:

Big Pimpin!:loser:

There's no law against it but I don't know... also I don't want thieves knowing what I have. I kinda like my somewhat of a sleeper.

Yeah I can see where you coming from on that.

we have a kid at my school with a sunfire with R stickers all over it. plus some stickers from auto zone he got for about 5 bucks with all these japanese symbols. he took off his cat so it sounds like crap but he likes to peel out after school alot:loser:

I see this thunderbird LX with a BIG SILVER GTR emblem on it

also they other Day I seen a guy riding are in a Civic HX or DX with get this EX emblem and it was not the right Emblem for that year you could tell it was fake

Originally posted by streetrcr45
STUPID people these days im telling ya. I too saw a 2000 mustang with a freakin GT-R emblem on the back and on both sides today as i was driving home from the beach...
i just looked over at my friend and we both started laughin:lol: i just couldnt help but yell at the driver who had his window rolled down... it was a disgrace:rolleyes: .. but i dont really care that much cause i hate mustangs anyway

just thought that i might share that with u guys

~PORKY~
LOL, GT-R baby! More then likely he was trying to copy the R model Mustang built in 2000. So he just bought GT-R badges at the auto store not knowing any better. The ignorant fool probably never even heard of a Skyline. haha

HAHA... ya some people will do anything to make there cars look better... unfortunatley those people dont realise that it only destroys the car... but i bet that they convince alot of people who dont know anything about cars that there is such thing as a mustang "GT-R" or a PRELUDE type R or whatever ... lol ... people these days... and putting stickers on ur car just makes u more of a wannabe ricer...:rolleyes:

False badging is pretty pathetic:frown:

Destroy them!!! :evillol:----¤--¤--¤:22yikes:¤--¤--¤----:evillol:

yea, back before I had my license or knew anything, I got back from a vacation, and my friend pulled up in a 2nd gen integra and I asked him when he got it and then i asked what model and I got this 1993 acura integr type R, then later on I found out they didnt make them back then, so then it was a ITR engine, but then I later learned of the code, so then it was ITR internals, and so on. but he hasnt made up crap like that for a couple years now, probably cuz he knows that I know almost all the engine codes and things like that from hondas, at least current ones.

there is this 2001 ford v6 mustang in my town that this girl owns and she put a nasty ass lookin body kit on it neon lights all over it.... but wait it gets worse! she even put a big medal wing on it and a big ol muffler tip!!! i about died laughing and most of the people in this pathetic town like it!!!! she hasnt even touched the engine and its an auto. all her freinds say that she would whoop my car.... (96 talon tsi 5speed)... i am thinkin about racing her just to show her and her freinds that her big ass wing isnt giving it 200+ horse power!!!! ps i just got a digital camera ill see if i can get a pic and post it you will die laughing!:iceslolan :cwm27:

pretty damn sad sorry but its true all that money into your swap and you ran 16.1 id be pissed if i was you

Originally posted by YOUNGSTER
pretty damn sad sorry but its true all that money into your swap and you ran 16.1 id be pissed if i was you
It wasn't the car, it was the driver :(

I'm willing to be bold and say that anyone who puts badges on ur car that doesnt refleck whats under the hood is stupid and a disgrace...they should be they should be reminded everyday that they are a moron with a swift...

lol, You're not being bold, you're being honest and sharing the views of everyone in this world that actually knows what they're doing. I can't even count the number of cars in this town that have bought every single performance part they own straight from AutoZone. I mean they pick up every single thing they can find all at once: fake steel braided hoses, wing, ass intake, badges galore, performance windshield wipers, fake rotors, the works and toss them all on their car as "Styling". It's always the same type of people. Yu pull up next to them and they've got their right hand on the steering wheel trying to gangster lean towards the door, their stock stereo system blaring the trendy pop gangster rap as loud as it'll go, that annoying acoustic poking at your ear like a needle... (right hand = auto, for those of you who are going "huh?". Yes I would know this because they leave their right hand on even after the light turns green and they start to go)

to the kid with the talon up there, you need to whoop her ass soon. show her how shitty those v6 stangs are (had one once)

Like most anything, too much of one thing is bad. I rarely street race but it's the first chance I've had to race a pos ford (and chevy, if you want to call that a race) with my B16B in the hatch. The GT was the ~95 body style and had a Skyline's GT-R badge on it :rolleyes: so I had to show him the way of the rice. At first he had a rolling start on me so he got me there, but on a third gear drop I took him by about half a car length from 80mph to ~110mph. It was some ghetto hoodrat and it was so funny that he did the ricer flyby after losing :lol:. The cavalier, well... yeah. She was fucking gorgeous though, she pulled along side me after I slowed down and started shrugging and laughing or something. She knew she didn't have much, but who cares she was hot.


What year cavalier? what engine? Did it look like mine in the sig on top?

What year cavalier? what engine? Did it look like mine in the sig on top?
lol no, it was the little compact one like a 99 or something...

those suck, i woulda smoked ya till bout 85-90 mph.

those suck, i woulda smoked ya till bout 85-90 mph.
Well I have right about 200hp in a 2300lb car, I don't know what you have or I'd argue..

93 Cav. Convertable as seen in photo. 24-2500lb car with me in it. V6 3.1l engine. Stock 140hp, & 185lbs of tq., i have k&n filter, exhaust, weiegh reductions, and a rebuilt, bored n honed engine. Mines an auto. I have no idea what itputs down at the track or dyno cuz i havent gone. It has a 3500 rpm govern in third gear. Nitrous, superchager, and turbo in the near future.

It has a 3500 rpm govern in third gear. Nitrous, superchager, and turbo in the near future.

ok, why is there a 3500 rpm govern in 3rd? how fast you going when it cuts out?

and TC, SC, and N20. :bs: :screwy:

Im pretty sure with money it can be done but with the amount it is gonna cost, WHY a cav?

I still miss the 80's - when minivan owners used to put Firebird stickers on the back of their rides.

Badging up your car is as everyone agrees totally embarassing. Why put a GT or Z28 emblem on your little 6 banger or WORSE yet a Honda emblem on your GM or Ford??? Like, ahhh, I don't get it.

93 Cav. Convertable as seen in photo. 24-2500lb car with me in it. V6 3.1l engine. Stock 140hp, & 185lbs of tq., i have k&n filter, exhaust, weiegh reductions, and a rebuilt, bored n honed engine. Mines an auto. I have no idea what itputs down at the track or dyno cuz i havent gone. It has a 3500 rpm govern in third gear. Nitrous, superchager, and turbo in the near future.

it dies at 117, but im goin 85-90 when it shifts to third. And yes all of those i will get. 100 shot of nitrous, a turbo and a supercharger on the same car.

ok, why is there a 3500 rpm govern in 3rd? how fast you going when it cuts out?

and TC, SC, and N20. :bs: :screwy:

Im pretty sure with money it can be done but with the amount it is gonna cost, WHY a cav?
cuz they are fast, TC, SC and n2o would make my car fast, itll cost 7grand to those all.

And yes all of those i will get. 100 shot of nitrous, a turbo and a supercharger on the same car.I was taking you seriously until you posted this dumb shit. You sir, are a retard.

i work at albertsons just to let everyone know... but anyways..yesterday i was outside pushing carts and i saw this GMC suburban or whatever... park and it had like camaro "SS" badges on it and stuff ...it was horrible.. i wanted to just like take a cart and freakin push it into the suburban...but anyways i just htought tha id share that with u... and i hope that theres no such thing as a suburban "ss" or else i just made myself look like a complete dumbass :loser:

ok, the turbo and the supercharger are probably 7K, then theres the cost of the N20 kit, then theres the cost of making the engine even handle either type of FI and the 100 shot, let alon both the turbo and the supercharger AND 100 shot.
:shakehead :screwy: :headshake :disappoin

And yes all of those i will get....a turbo and a supercharger on the same car.

:p might as well squeeze another little motor underneath the hood there - you can blow one and turbo the other, no?? :loser: :iceslolan

EDIT: hey, do that and you'll have a V8!

Its possible for 7G's (3500 for supercharger, 2000 for turbo, 800 for rebuild, 200 for a chip with a 255mph and 6500 rpm govern, and 500 for n2o) this would be a mean cav. And no im not a retard these are prices that ive found that i can do very easilly with some extra for spare parts. I would also need a transmission swap, that would be at the most $700. I aint screwy or lyin it all true.

I aint screwy or lyin it all true.
lmfao...
Well with your 140hp I would rock you now. But when you get your supercharger, turbocharger, nitrous, 2nd little engine, and a jet on top of your car, I guess you'd win.

lmfao...
Well with your 140hp I would rock you now. But when you get your supercharger, turbocharger, nitrous, 2nd little engine, and a jet on top of your car, I guess you'd win.

if i add a supercharger, ill beat you.

there is this 2001 ford v6 mustang in my town that this girl owns and she put a nasty ass lookin body kit on it neon lights all over it.... but wait it gets worse! she even put a big medal wing on it and a big ol muffler tip!!! i about died laughing and most of the people in this pathetic town like it!!!! she hasnt even touched the engine and its an auto. all her freinds say that she would whoop my car.... (96 talon tsi 5speed)... i am thinkin about racing her just to show her and her freinds that her big ass wing isnt giving it 200+ horse power!!!! ps i just got a digital camera ill see if i can get a pic and post it you will die laughing!:iceslolan :cwm27:

Yo Talon is the Mustang yellow.Cause I know of such a girl that drives one.Where do u live cause I have a friend named Patrick that drives a 96 Talon and he knows the girl too.Be crazy if we knew one another

this thread got ten times better once tiny tim started posting

if i add a supercharger, ill beat you.
lol you need forced induction to beat my 1.6 litre 4-banger...

Its possible for 7G's (3500 for supercharger, 2000 for turbo, 800 for rebuild, 200 for a chip with a 255mph and 6500 rpm govern, and 500 for n2o) this would be a mean cav. And no im not a retard these are prices that ive found that i can do very easilly with some extra for spare parts. I would also need a transmission swap, that would be at the most $700. I aint screwy or lyin it all true.


wheres the engine management? if its the 200 dollar "chip" i doubt thats gonna cut it trying to get blown, boosted, and squeezed.

i love af... :lol:

honestly...tinytim has said sketchy things all over the boards, so jus ignore him (but he is quite entertaining), and im jus wondering rico, how'd u get from 185 up to 200hp? not doubting at all, jus curious wut all u've done to get it there.

It's probably not 200, maybe like 195 or so. I was just making a simple number for a simple mind. I have a Prelude cai custom hacked to fit under my hood. It's like 5mm larger than the throttle body :) I also have an Apexi N1 exhaust.

ah ok...so u mean to the CRANK.

i thought u meant to the wheels...i was like duh....

sweet set-up tho, i've yet to see a b16b in action in all honesty.

ah ok...so u mean to the CRANK.

i thought u meant to the wheels...i was like duh....

sweet set-up tho, i've yet to see a b16b in action in all honesty.
It's not really too special..
I won't be getting that much power at the wheels until I win the lottery

wheres the engine management? if its the 200 dollar "chip" i doubt thats gonna cut it trying to get blown, boosted, and squeezed.
itll cut it. more than enough.

have any link to this? and i guess it is possible, the hondata s200 is like 295, but thats wihtout the boost capability, and without the lopggers or whatever to tune yourself, wheres the moeny for dyno time, im gonna laugh when you got a big explosion under your hood.

itll cut it. more than enough.



i want to see this setup when your all finished. :lol:

i want to see this setup when your all finished. :lol:

AND with that, this thread dies.

Tinytim12333: Feel free to start another thread about it in here, even if it's off-topic, if and when you get this set-up of yours done. I hope it won't offend you if I happen to not hold my breath...my lungs aren't what they used to be...