So I wanted to get ppls opinions on what the phattest ride ever made is

based on my definition of "phat", I have to go with the 1964 Chevy Impala.

1958-60 Lincolns; you could seat four-across in those things. Cannot get much wider than that.

And you mis-spelled "Fat".:icon16:

http://www.funtigo.com/go?i=i459574_53158.jpg

1962 Ferrari 250 GTO

For many reasons:

1. Only 36 ever built.
2. Worth more than most mansions or private jets
3. Dominated GT class racing in 62, 63, and 64
4. Seeing this under the hood:
http://www.web-cars.com/gto/76-21s.JPG

5. Hearing that idling or accelerating
6. Any baller or rapper would give their entire car collection to have one
7. Valets would faint when you pull up
8. Other exotic car owners would run off the road drooling while staring
9. You'd get a whole lot more sex than before

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=phat says phat is defined as Excellent; first-rate. I'll go with the Vanquish. It has it all.

One word:

UNIMOG